Fastest way to get a friend

[nobodylovesme]

For a hermit like myself, I have no acquaintances or any kind of social life. Where can I even go to meet people?

I would really like a friend

 

[VohnnyBoy]

For a hermit like myself, I have no acquaintances or any kind of social life. Where can I even go to meet people?

I would really like a friend

how do you mfs end up without friends

 

[Nodesbitch]

can we bed friends

 

[Deleted member 137296]

start by not being a hermit. discord is a honeypot and online friends are feds.

whenever im in a new environment (school/work) my general tactic is to obnoxiously insert myself into other peoples conversations until a group accepts me

 

[nobodylovesme]

how do you mfs end up without friends

I had an intense panic disorder when I started my studies. It's over now, so I can function.

 

[nobodylovesme]

can we bed friends

I want an IRL friend. Sry bud

 

[nobodylovesme]

start by not being a hermit. discord is a honeypot and online friends are feds.

whenever im in a new environment (school/work) my general tactic is to obnoxiously insert myself into other peoples conversations until a group accepts me

I don't want online stuff tbh. Can't really insert myself if i'm not even acquaintance level

 

[Nodesbitch]

I want an IRL friend. Sry bud

suicide is my only hope

 

[Deleted member 137296]

Can't really insert myself if i'm not even acquaintance level

'new environment' - no ones on acquaintance level

spam insert yourself into conversations until you find your place in the hierarchy

 

[nobodylovesme]

Well I'm not in any new environment. I've studied many years

 

[Deleted member 137296]

Well I'm not in any new environment. I've studied many years

get a job

 

[nobodylovesme]

'new environment' - no ones on acquaintance level

spam insert yourself into conversations until you find your place in the hierarchy

Well I'm not in any new environment. I've studied many years

 

[nobodylovesme]

get a job

Didn't get one

 

[Deleted member 137296]

Didn't get one

lie on your resume in roblox rollercoaster tycoon simulator

 

[Deleted member 161852]

Hobbies

 

[nobodylovesme]

lie on your resume in roblox rollercoaster tycoon simulator

It's just bad job-market. I study at a really good place.

 

[Deleted member 137296]

It's just bad job-market. I study at a really good place.

can you do ANYTHING???

 

[nobodylovesme]

can you do ANYTHING???

Yes, I can. But it doesn't matter. I don't have any job experience, so they just throw me out without any interviews

 

[RichardSpencel]

Become good lookin and people will want to talk to you

 

[kurd]

start by not being a hermit. discord is a honeypot and online friends are feds.

whenever im in a new environment (school/work) my general tactic is to obnoxiously insert myself into other peoples conversations until a group accepts me

Can you elaborate on why having online friends is bad?

 

[kurd]

I am a faggot

Bro why?

 

[Deleted member 137296]

Can you elaborate on why having online friends is bad?

ofc

1. theyre online - generally non nt/ugly
2. long distance relationship - cant do anything but 'game' or hop into discord vcs
3. doesnt provide you any irl status - what would foids think
4. it just feels better to vibe with people irl