Fat disgusting JB from yubo wants to meet with me and gave me her number

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Story time:-

Today I was chilling on my phone and clicked on this girl's bio which said "big guys only", I msged her as a joke "I'm 5'5, does that count?", she replies with "Noo, I mean chubby guys".

So then I tell her I'm fairly avg build, can we compromise? She then says "you're cute, so we can let it slide :)". I then lied and told her I'm in town next week visitng a friend and if she wants to get a drink. She agrees, gives me her number and I've yet to text her. Her whatsapp pfp is her too, I might facetime her later when I'm less busy.

I have no intention of even meeting her, idk why I even do this shit.

She is 19 btw, not a literal JB
 
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dnr
 
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Bhupal57 said:
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Crucifix elbows
 
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send her to me

i'll slay her
 
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dnr
 
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just go and fuck her you low t dog
 
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i would manipulate her and trick her to give me money then fuck her good to the point she will ge attached to me like an abused dog
 
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Pics of the currieta
 
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FailedNormieManlet said:
Story time:-

Today I was chilling on my phone and clicked on this girl's bio which said "big guys only", I msged her as a joke "I'm 5'5, does that count?", she replies with "Noo, I mean chubby guys".

So then I tell her I'm fairly avg build, can we compromise? She then says "you're cute, so we can let it slide :)". I then lied and told her I'm in town next week visitng a friend and if she wants to get a drink. She agrees, gives me her number and I've yet to text her. Her whatsapp pfp is her too, I might facetime her later when I'm less busy.

I have no intention of even meeting her, idk why I even do this shit.

She is 19 btw, not a literal JB
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Ask if I'm good enough bhai...
 
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Slayer - te FaceTime probably went well due to your emotes .

I need to get emotes like yours

Emotes theory should be a fundamental of the blackpill but it never talked about here
 
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DoctorLooksmax said:
Slayer - te FaceTime probably went well due to your emotes .

I need to get emotes like yours

Emotes theory should be a fundamental of the blackpill but it never talked about here
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I think you’ve seen me smile and stuff before? People say I have a very highly expressive face
 
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A fat girl is looking for fat guys.

Mirin' tbh. Giving fat incels some play in this world instead of having them go ER.
 
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CHAD trait
FailedNormieManlet said:
Story time:-

Today I was chilling on my phone and clicked on this girl's bio which said "big guys only", I msged her as a joke "I'm 5'5, does that count?", she replies with "Noo, I mean chubby guys".

So then I tell her I'm fairly avg build, can we compromise? She then says "you're cute, so we can let it slide :)". I then lied and told her I'm in town next week visitng a friend and if she wants to get a drink. She agrees, gives me her number and I've yet to text her. Her whatsapp pfp is her too, I might facetime her later when I'm less busy.

I have no intention of even meeting her, idk why I even do this shit.

She is 19 btw, not a literal JB
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lifefuel if not larp. i mog you by 1-2 psl point and by 4 inches
 
BugeyeBigNoseCurry said:
lifefuel if not larp. i mog you by 1-2 psl point and by 4 inches
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good, now you stop complaining
LooksOrDeath said:
@FailedNormieManlet how bad was she
and I don't mean bad in a good way
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really really bad. Like fat cow tier, she looks like a blob. I honestly couldn't fuck her. I'd say a 3/10, she only mogs those born deformities in the face
 
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FailedNormieManlet said:
good, now you stop complaining

really really bad. Like fat cow tier, she looks like a blob. I honestly couldn't fuck her. I'd say a 3/10, she only mogs those born deformities in the face
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Send jb i won't complain
 
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She is white?
 
Predeterminism said:
oh i retract previuos statements sorry sir
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I was testing your "low t if you won't hit" statement. I haven't seen @FailedNormieManlet 's JB yet jfl.
 
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dnr imho
 
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sexy hot girl GIF
 
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why are you on yubo you nonce. she definetely is not 19 jfl.

imagine you get caught for being a pedo and its a fat jb :lul: have some self respect son.
 
if i was u i would go and find a sewer and eat a bunch of poopy
 
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Britmaxxer said:
why are you on yubo you nonce. she definetely is not 19 jfl.

imagine you get caught for being a pedo and its a fat jb :lul: have some self respect son.
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I had an account there since 18 lol, I only match with 18+ people, underage people don’t pop up for me lol.

I have no intention of meeting anyways
 
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playboicarti said:
i would manipulate her and trick her to give me money then fuck her good to the point she will ge attached to me like an abused dog
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basement tales
 
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Mike141 said:
bro imagine thinking u mog at 5’9 with closed growth plates lmaooo. Over asf
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I mog him it's a fact. You are a low IQ monkey
 
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