Fat Gypsy Climbed into my screen porch and ate my Cat’s food

[Bushman]

bloatmaxxed raccoon ripped a hole in my screen porch and stole my cat’s food.
I threatened to beat it with me cane, but it called my bluff.
It held frame and ate nearly all the food.
Jumped out the screen porch and landed on its fat ass.

Raccoons are the cigans of the Bush.
I hate these niggas so much, bros

 

[BearBoy]

Your lucky that raccoon didnt rape your ass instead