luuk
if Bjorn Andresen was a tall MTN
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So this year I decided to switch from my shitty local gymgroup to a fancier gym near my uni house that had a good deal on for students. Much nicer equipment, less busy, good lighting and mirrors for physique pics and shit. Only after I joined did I realise that its mostly locals here, and middle aged ones at that. So I share this gym with middle aged yoga mums (no cougars yet unfortunately) and chubby/skinny norwooding men who chuck around the same weight every week for 5x30 or some bs. On the plus side, despite not even having an impressive physique I mog basically everyone there but I'm like one of the only young guys in this gym
Anyways, it was near closing time on a Sunday and I'm doing legs. The gym is basically empty and I'm hitting legs doing RDLs with the smith machine off 2 scoops of pre. Some dude starts banging on the window next to me and I see that he's asking me to open the door for him, I presume his code wasn't working or smth so I oblige and he thanks me and introduces himself.
He looked like a discord mod- fat, shitty beard, thinning hair and faggy voice but I was just polite to him and shook his hand and went back to doing my set. I think he's doing lat pulldowns or something, and the machine for that is just behind and to the side of where I was deadlifting so he could see me if he turned around
Its probably pertinent to mention that I could probably be considered a "prettyboy" and I get approached by fags quite a lot. It works well on foids at least but every time some fag tries to approach me I get that bit more homophobic its jarring as fuck. Like I'll be at the club and both the girl and her gay friend are trying to hit on me. I'm like if Bjorn Andresen was a tall MTN
Anyways, right when i finish my set he comes up to me (has not done a single rep so far) and asks what I'm training for, which was a bit odd but the locals here are much friendlier than I'm used to back home so I think nothing of it and just tell him I'm trying to build muscle and that I'm training legs. I go back to do another set but I notice he's still looking at me and he turns away when I spot him. Thought it was odd but just went back to my workout.
I finish my set again and he comes back to talk to me again, forgot what he was saying but he was being weird and I already got the impression he was a fag and was tired of him, so I tried to cut it short to go back to my set. Mind you it was just us in the gym at this point, no other people training or staff onsite
But before I can start my set I realise that he's still behind me, and asks if I want him to spot me. On a deadlift. Not only is this usually wholly unnecessary but look up how one even spots on a deadlift, you're basically bumming them. I am weirded out and annoyed already so I just tell him I'm fine on my own and that he should get back to his own workout and he nervously waddles back. But when I start my set, I notice him walking up away from his machine to the side of where I am working out and then back to his machine, like twice, clearly trying to stare at my ass whilst I deadlift.
Probably worth noting that to add insult to injury I'm just naturally caked up too which makes things worse. I'd be Chad if I was gay or something jfl
I give him the dirtiest look possible and try to restrain the urge to smash in his deformed skull with a plate and he's stuttering making some excuse about thinking he left something on the other side of the gym. I finish my set and go upstairs to do calves on the leg press machine, and I'm free of him for all of 5 minutes until he gets on the treadmill not far to the side of me, facing a mirror which he could sneak looks at me through. I am utterly fed up at this point and I just DNR him when he tries to say goodbye to me when I finish my set
I now know how foids feel except I don't even get to be hypergamous
TLDR FAT CHUD SPENDS AN HOUR TRYING TO EYERAPE SENSITIVE YOUNG MAN, FACES NO CONSEQUENCES
Anyways, it was near closing time on a Sunday and I'm doing legs. The gym is basically empty and I'm hitting legs doing RDLs with the smith machine off 2 scoops of pre. Some dude starts banging on the window next to me and I see that he's asking me to open the door for him, I presume his code wasn't working or smth so I oblige and he thanks me and introduces himself.
He looked like a discord mod- fat, shitty beard, thinning hair and faggy voice but I was just polite to him and shook his hand and went back to doing my set. I think he's doing lat pulldowns or something, and the machine for that is just behind and to the side of where I was deadlifting so he could see me if he turned around
Its probably pertinent to mention that I could probably be considered a "prettyboy" and I get approached by fags quite a lot. It works well on foids at least but every time some fag tries to approach me I get that bit more homophobic its jarring as fuck. Like I'll be at the club and both the girl and her gay friend are trying to hit on me. I'm like if Bjorn Andresen was a tall MTN
Anyways, right when i finish my set he comes up to me (has not done a single rep so far) and asks what I'm training for, which was a bit odd but the locals here are much friendlier than I'm used to back home so I think nothing of it and just tell him I'm trying to build muscle and that I'm training legs. I go back to do another set but I notice he's still looking at me and he turns away when I spot him. Thought it was odd but just went back to my workout.
I finish my set again and he comes back to talk to me again, forgot what he was saying but he was being weird and I already got the impression he was a fag and was tired of him, so I tried to cut it short to go back to my set. Mind you it was just us in the gym at this point, no other people training or staff onsite
But before I can start my set I realise that he's still behind me, and asks if I want him to spot me. On a deadlift. Not only is this usually wholly unnecessary but look up how one even spots on a deadlift, you're basically bumming them. I am weirded out and annoyed already so I just tell him I'm fine on my own and that he should get back to his own workout and he nervously waddles back. But when I start my set, I notice him walking up away from his machine to the side of where I am working out and then back to his machine, like twice, clearly trying to stare at my ass whilst I deadlift.
Probably worth noting that to add insult to injury I'm just naturally caked up too which makes things worse. I'd be Chad if I was gay or something jfl
I give him the dirtiest look possible and try to restrain the urge to smash in his deformed skull with a plate and he's stuttering making some excuse about thinking he left something on the other side of the gym. I finish my set and go upstairs to do calves on the leg press machine, and I'm free of him for all of 5 minutes until he gets on the treadmill not far to the side of me, facing a mirror which he could sneak looks at me through. I am utterly fed up at this point and I just DNR him when he tries to say goodbye to me when I finish my set
I now know how foids feel except I don't even get to be hypergamous
TLDR FAT CHUD SPENDS AN HOUR TRYING TO EYERAPE SENSITIVE YOUNG MAN, FACES NO CONSEQUENCES
