BigJimsWornOutTires
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$60,000 annually may not sound intriguing to rich slackers and crypto creeps, but for a 31-year-old Texas dipshit, it was the life. And considering the median household income in Fort Worth is approximately $77,000, he was doing pretty well there.
However, this motherfucking Democrat felt, “Eh, I wanna do something else.”
Do you know what he decided to do with the information he gained from driving the same route every day and discovering the hidden locations along the way?
www.dailymail.co.uk
Death sentence is too simple. It won’t solve the problem with the next Amazon or FedEx driver who decides to do this. And how many other cases are there that we don’t know about?
I know how to fix this!
Replace all delivery drivers with fully armed robots. Using presidential executive power, they are allowed to gun down anyone who gets in their way, bringing me my package.
“We guarantee that your package will arrive within 24 hours, even if we have to kill anyone who gets in our way!”
Trust me on this. If a thug saw a robot coming down the street with furrowed eyebrows, a tight shut mouth, red eyes, and an assault rifle in his hands, he’s running.
However, this motherfucking Democrat felt, “Eh, I wanna do something else.”
Do you know what he decided to do with the information he gained from driving the same route every day and discovering the hidden locations along the way?
'Horrible' audio Athena Strand's murder will be played to jurors
The jury will hear 'horrible' audio of the moment seven-year-old Athena Strand was strangled to death by FedEx driver Tanner Horner.
Death sentence is too simple. It won’t solve the problem with the next Amazon or FedEx driver who decides to do this. And how many other cases are there that we don’t know about?
I know how to fix this!
Replace all delivery drivers with fully armed robots. Using presidential executive power, they are allowed to gun down anyone who gets in their way, bringing me my package.
“We guarantee that your package will arrive within 24 hours, even if we have to kill anyone who gets in our way!”
Trust me on this. If a thug saw a robot coming down the street with furrowed eyebrows, a tight shut mouth, red eyes, and an assault rifle in his hands, he’s running.


