Feeling a lot like Savvyguy and Hobgoblin rn

[Dolorous]

Feel free to DNR, im venting

Im at a Disney Park waiting in line and behind me there’s a mayo couple, the moment I saw them behind me I knew my mood would suffer irreversible damage for the day.

Hopefuel is that the guy is also 5’7”, our shoulders are at the same height, but still I am reminded of the burden of genetics.

if I was born mayo, it genuinely could have meant the difference between trucelling on this fuck ass forum and waiting in line with a girl at a Disney.

 

[pneumoultramicros]

nothing you can do, JFL

 

[widdi]

nothing you can do, JFL

mind = blown

 

[DrRodger]

Grown ass man going to Disney Land