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My LDL cholesterol went from 144 to 215 in one month bruh. Someone with hypercholesterolemia has that ldl. Im now gonna switch to a meditarranean diet, before I get a fucking heart attack jfl.
 
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My LDL cholesterol went from 144 to 215 in one month bruh. Someone with hypercholesterolemia has that ldl. Im now gonna switch to a meditarranean diet, before I get a fucking heart attack jfl.
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that's just excess testosterone. they pick it up as extremely high, life threatening cholesterol that will shorten your life by decades, but don't worry bro, it's just high T.
 
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that's just excess testosterone. they pick it up as extremely high, life threatening cholesterol that will shorten your life by decades, but don't worry bro, it's just high T.
Nah bro i didnt feel a big difference in test. Havent measured it tho.
 
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How did you increase it
 
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Ate loads of butter, cream, cheese, high fat joghurt. Didnt even eat a lot if meat
What cheese and butter. Pasteurized or raw. Was it raw cream?
 
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Eat more vegetables and grains bro. You’re going to clog your arteries and get a heart attack.
 
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Thats why it increased LDL and not HDL?

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Bruh wheres the evidence that raw dairy products increase hdl and not ldl
 
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Ate loads of butter, cream, cheese, high fat joghurt. Didnt even eat a lot if meat
What cheese did you even eat JFL? Cheese and cream has low cholesterol, high fat yoghurt doesn't have that much either. Only butter is somewhat high in cholesterol but egg yolks have more. What you ate doesnt have that high cholesterol
 
Go plant-based if you don't want to die
 
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What cheese did you even eat JFL? Cheese and cream has low cholesterol, high fat yoghurt doesn't have that much either. Only butter is somewhat high in cholesterol but egg yolks have more. What you ate doesnt have that high cholesterol
Bro dietary cholesterol doesn’t raise blood cholesterol by a lot its about the saturated fat it in. Saturated fat is what increases cholesterol the most. Thats what i meant.
 
My LDL cholesterol went from 144 to 215 in one month bruh. Someone with hypercholesterolemia has that ldl. Im now gonna switch to a meditarranean diet, before I get a fucking heart attack jfl.
Its oxLDL thats a problem really, what were you eating
 
Well there you go
the cows were probably born under the wrong sign of the zodiac too

OP, get some quartz crystals for your room and it should clear this right up
 
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Ate loads of butter, cream, cheese, high fat joghurt. Didnt even eat a lot if meat
Who told you to eat pasteurized low quality grain fed dairy?
 
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Hope ur doing well…did u test if ur testo has increased or no?
 
Thats why it increased LDL and not HDL?

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LDL alone isn't even bad though a hell lot more complicated than that
 
Hope ur doing well…did u test if ur testo has increased or no?
 
cope been chugging raw eggs daily blood cholesterol at 150
 
Hope ur doing well…did u test if ur testo has increased or no?
No i didnt but as my cholesterol is over 300 now, overall its prob increased.
 
My LDL cholesterol went from 144 to 215 in one month bruh. Someone with hypercholesterolemia has that ldl. Im now gonna switch to a meditarranean diet, before I get a fucking heart attack jfl.
yeah bro that seems super unhealthy! just follow this recipie for a killer cholesterol lowering smoothie

- 100ml soy milk
- 100ml almond milk
- 50g of tofu
- 50g spinach
- BBC semen
- 50g rapeseed oil
- 50g cashews (or peanuts if youre feeling spicyyy!)
- Vegan cane sugar

drinking this smoothie while watching my wifes boyfriend make love to my wife lowers my cholesterol:soy:

i cant wait to live to 120!
 
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yeah bro that seems super unhealthy! just follow this recipie for a killer cholesterol lowering smoothie

- 100ml soy milk
- 100ml almond milk
- 50g of tofu
- 50g spinach
- BBC semen
- 50g rapeseed oil
- 50g cashews (or peanuts if youre feeling spicyyy!)
- Vegan cane sugar

drinking this smoothie while watching my wifes boyfriend make love to my wife lowers my cholesterol:soy:

i cant wait to live to 120!
Idiot, look up hypercholesternemia
 

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