females want to see the mushroom tip through your pants

[traveler]

srs

if u got the mushroom tip

 

[Deleted member 17791]

okay...

 

[Lihito]

I love mushrooms For vitamin D

Fuck this was unintentional

 

[Deleted member 20327]

Legit. Always wear tight board shorts at the pool or beach. Catch everyone mirin' your junk

 

[Deleted member 8904]

Legit. Always wear tight board shorts at the pool or beach. Catch everyone mirin' your junk

whenever I get out of the water I have a massive bulge

perks of having a 6 inch flaccid

 

[Deleted member 20327]

whenever I get out of the water I have a massive bulge

perks of having a 6 inch flaccid

Mirin' tbh and same. I'm more like 4" ish flaccid but I have a huge nutsack so it evens out for swimwear presentation. At the pool today I had an old man in the corner of the hot tub mirin' the shit outta my bulge when I got out

 

[Deleted member 8904]

Mirin' tbh and same. I'm more like 4" ish flaccid but I have a huge nutsack so it evens out for swimwear presentation. At the pool today I had an old man in the corner of the hot tub mirin' the shit outta my bulge when I got out

ahahahahaha gay af

 

[Deleted member 20327]

ahahahahaha gay af

Nah. Dudes and girls mire for different reasons. The old man was mirin' because I cucked his small shriveled up old man cock and balls and knew I was the alpha in the hot tub

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Mirin' tbh and same. I'm more like 4" ish flaccid but I have a huge nutsack so it evens out for swimwear presentation. At the pool today I had an old man in the corner of the hot tub mirin' the shit outta my bulge when I got out

whenever I get out of the water I have a massive bulge

perks of having a 6 inch flaccid

so im the only grower here it seems

 

[Deleted member 17430]

Fun fact! The reason penises evolved to have this mushroom shape is so that we can scope the sperm from previous partners during penetration before depositing our own sperm.

other species like cats have barbs on their dicks instead of mushroom heads:

Spoiler: gross

That's why female cats always scream in agony when they are mating, the sharp barbs are literally scratching their vaginas from the inside. That's also why cats mostly reproduce through rape!

That's your fun fact of the day!

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I'm dead ass 2 inches flaccid

6.2 erect, legit 3.075 multiplier for my brutal grower syndrome

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Nigga you’re weird

Nah he's right the mushroomtiptheory is valid

 

[Deleted member 20327]

so im the only grower here it seems

Nah im much more of a grower 4" is baby dick size tbh.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Nah im much more of a grower 4" is baby dick size tbh.

I'm dead ass 2 inches flaccid

6.2 erect, legit 3.075 multiplier for my brutal grower syndrome

You got it easy pal

 

[Deleted member 20327]

You got it easy pal

Doesn't matter. I'm still under 7" erect, which in 95% of foids eyes is a micro penis anyways.

 

[Growth Plate]

Legit. Always wear tight board shorts at the pool or beach. Catch everyone mirin' your junk

do you go commando or do you just put your dick on your leg instead of the middle of your briefs?
despite being 7" nbp erect, those are the only ways I can show off

 

[Deleted member 8904]

so im the only grower here it seems

im a grower

 

[Deleted member 2403]

do you go commando or do you just put your dick on your leg instead of the middle of your briefs?
despite being 7" nbp erect, those are the only ways I can show off

ur erect all the time?

 

[Deleted member 20327]

do you go commando or do you just put your dick on your leg instead of the middle of your briefs?
despite being 7" nbp erect, those are the only ways I can show off

I go commando in trunks, didn't know there was another way. And not purposely,but if I put my nuts and dick in the middle that middle seam splits my large nut sack in half and it looks like I got tits

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I go commando in trunks, didn't know there was another way. And not purposely,but if I put my nuts and dick in the middle that middle seam splits my large nut sack in half and it looks like I got tits

Was just doing leg extensions at gym and crushed the fuck out of my balls

 

[Growth Plate]

ur erect all the time?

Not when wearing briefs. It's easy for me to maintain an erection going commando though. Going commando, my dick feels free and there aren't tight briefs there to block my dick from hitting my pants and it's just more comfortable

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Not when wearing briefs. It's easy for me to maintain an erection going commando though. Going commando, my dick feels free and there aren't tight briefs there to block my dick from hitting my pants and it's just more comfortable

ye it is annoying to have to adjust your pants everytime u get hard but if i wear commando and get an erection in front of jb's it is embarrassing i dont want foids to know i like them

 

[Deleted member 20327]

ye it is annoying to have to adjust your pants everytime u get hard but if i wear commando and get an erection in front of jb's it is embarrassing i dont want foids to know i like them

Bro that's literally what you WANT. Having a dick print pop outta your pants is a blessing. Take advantage of it

 

[Xangsane]

srs

if u got the mushroom tip

@PrinceLuenLeoncur

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Bro that's literally what you WANT. Having a dick print pop outta your pants is a blessing. Take advantage of it

im ugly tho so they would laugh and think im creepy

 

[Deleted member 20327]

im ugly tho so they would laugh and think im creepy

Well, I get that.BUT there's still the off chance that all the stars align and that's what gets you laid. Believe it or not, plenty of foids who just want a nice, thick, juicy, veiny cock to destroy their insides. Mascmaxx is a legit thing.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Well, I get that.BUT there's still the off chance that all the stars align and that's what gets you laid. Believe it or not, plenty of foids who just want a nice, thick, juicy, veiny cock to destroy their insides. Mascmaxx is a legit thing.

pinkwell did this experiment and didnt get laid iirc @Growth Plate

 

[Deleted member 20327]

pinkwell did this experiment and didnt get laid iirc @Growth Plate

Go to a cougar bar. They'll grab your cock

 

[Growth Plate]

ye it is annoying to have to adjust your pants everytime u get hard

I don't have to do this anymore. I used to need to do that when I wore these (boxers)

But now I wear these (boxer briefs) and just put my dick in the middle. I don't have to adjust but sitting in class if I see a thicc girl, anyone that's paying attention to my pants would be able to see dick pushing forward trying to get out, aggressively up and down from my pov. I literally sat next to a girl talking to her in the bus while this happened

But when wearing boxer briefs, even if I put my erection on my leg instead of the middle of the boxer briefs, my length basically isn't visible. Only if I go commando I noticed it's visible in athletic shorts but it's too comically obvious so that would be social suicide. Never checked how my erection looks like when going commando in my jeans though

It doesn't even matter because I'd be too high inhib to do this rn. Everyone in my family and ppl at school would point it out and stare so it would be very awkward. If I was jacked, tall and just had an intimidating appearance in general and/or I didn't live with my family and not in high school, I wouldn't care though. Ofc I will still show off my bulge if I were to snap a girl my physique right now (if my physique was good). Walking in school is a different story

 

[Deleted member 2403]

I don't have to do this anymore. I used to need to do that when I wore these (boxers)
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But now I wear these (boxer briefs) and just put my dick in the middle. I don't have to adjust but sitting in class if I see a thicc girl, anyone that's paying attention to my pants would be able to see dick pushing forward trying to get out, aggressively up and down from my pov. I literally sat next to a girl talking to her in the bus while this happened
View attachment 1756734
But when wearing boxer briefs, even if I put my erection on my leg instead of the middle of the boxer briefs, my length basically isn't visible. Only if I go commando I noticed it's visible in athletic shorts but it's too comically obvious so that would be social suicide. Never checked how my erection looks like when going commando in my jeans though

It doesn't even matter because I'd be too high inhib to do this rn. Everyone in my family and ppl at school would point it out and stare so it would be very awkward. If I was big, tall and just had an intimidating appearance in general and/or I didn't live with my family and not in high school, I wouldn't care though. Ofc I will still show off my bulge if I were to snap a girl my physique right now (if it was good). Walking in school is a different story

i will get those i get a boner too much it is convenient asf

 

[Deleted member 20327]

Go low inhib slayer mode and wear basketball shorts after popping Viagra tabs

 

[Deleted member 2403]

I don't have to do this anymore. I used to need to do that when I wore these (boxers)
View attachment 1756730
But now I wear these (boxer briefs) and just put my dick in the middle. I don't have to adjust but sitting in class if I see a thicc girl, anyone that's paying attention to my pants would be able to see dick pushing forward trying to get out, aggressively up and down from my pov. I literally sat next to a girl talking to her in the bus while this happened
View attachment 1756734
But when wearing boxer briefs, even if I put my erection on my leg instead of the middle of the boxer briefs, my length basically isn't visible. Only if I go commando I noticed it's visible in athletic shorts but it's too comically obvious so that would be social suicide. Never checked how my erection looks like when going commando in my jeans though

It doesn't even matter because I'd be too high inhib to do this rn. Everyone in my family and ppl at school would point it out and stare so it would be very awkward. If I was jacked, tall and just had an intimidating appearance in general and/or I didn't live with my family and not in high school, I wouldn't care though. Ofc I will still show off my bulge if I were to snap a girl my physique right now (if my physique was good). Walking in school is a different story

jeans are cancer i would rather wear light fitting trousers even if my erection shows more, nvm tightness would show the erection more

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

Legit. Always wear tight board shorts at the pool or beach. Catch everyone mirin' your junk

 

[Deleted member 20327]

Gd what a brutal summer day dock mog