Femcels and normie foids argue over LTRing Chad. Who lifemogs?

[Xangsane]

I mean as long as they aren't fat..
Still impossible for a femcel to bag chad.

What would you define as a femcel?

 

[PsychoH]

What would you define as a femcel?

an abomination. they dont really exist since they always find a way to mingle with a man.

 

[Xangsane]

an abomination. they dont really exist since they always find a way to mingle with a man.

Would you just refer to Helene and co as chadsexual?

 

[Xangsane]

@ihearvoices

 

[ihearvoices]

Bro i am not reading allat

 

[Xangsane]

Bro i am not reading allat

There’s a Dnrd in the table

 

[PsychoH]

Would you just refer to Helene and co as chadsexual?

lol sure.

 

[Xangsane]

lol sure.

why?

 

[PsychoH]

why?

unc you wrote the story you should know not me..

 

[Xangsane]

unc you wrote the story you should know not me..

But why are people saying the normies lifemog the femcels?

 

[PsychoH]

But why are people saying the normies lifemog the femcels?

NIGGA YOU WROTE IT YOU TELL US.

 

[Xangsane]

NIGGA YOU WROTE IT YOU TELL US.

I want ppl’s opinions jfl

 

[Xangsane]

@Obito @glaruz @Pikabro

 

[killer/tpu]

Helene and em, even if they aren’t stable they’ll always be attracted and still love each other so love will prevail

 

[Xangsane]

Helene and em, even if they aren’t stable they’ll always be attracted and still love each other so love will prevail

Why aren’t they stable

 

[killer/tpu]

Why aren’t they stable

It’s just a example, if they are stable undoubtedly win, gotta say they aren’t stable for a actual debate

 

[Xangsane]

It’s just a example, if they are stable undoubtedly win, gotta say they aren’t stable for a actual debate

Why not?

 

[killer/tpu]

Why not?

Cuz, good looking husband + and stable relationship. Your not getting any better

 

[Xangsane]

Cuz, good looking husband + and stable relationship. Your not getting any better

And what about the normie foids?

 

[Xangsane]

@Whatever

 

[Xangsane]

Name	Typing Style	Type	2024 Thoughts	2028 Outcome	Partner	Body Count (including partner)	Comments
Helene	Crass	Femcel	"Won't settle for marshmallow men"	Married to ideal same-age Chad husband	Isaac (Chad, fit)	1	Roasts others for settling; extreme standards, 4chan-esque.
Jova	Defiant	Femcel	"Not here for Beta Bobs or safety nets"	Married to young, professional Chadlite	Xavier (Chadlite)	1	Maintains high standards; rejects “safe” options.
Idalia	Confident	Femcel	"Society wants us to aim low"	With self-made, same-age local Chad	Marcus (Chad, local)	1	Believes in aiming high; finds a rare, desirable partner.
Aletta	Realist	Normie	"Hot guys are players, better to settle"	Happily with dependable LTN	Douglas (LTN, steady)	15	Advocates for stability over looks; realistic and grounded.
Fernanda	Practical	Normie	"Looks fade; stability is key"	With mature, reliable MTN	Simon (MTN, stable)	12	Seeks reliability; avoids Chads due to commitment concerns.
Pilar	Free-Spirited	Normie	"Attractive men come with too much risk"	Settled with caring, artsy MTN	Irwin (MTN, creative)	22	Finds happiness with alternative partner; values balance.
Debora	Secure	Normie	"Better off with a mature, stable man"	With ambitious, older MTN	Lowell (MTN, serious)	8	Prefers stability; focuses on long-term potential.

Dialogue

Spoiler: 2024

2024:


The chat heats up as experienced women try to school the femcels about “realistic” dating expectations, claiming that the types of men they want are “unrealistic.” The femcels, unbothered, push back with biting critiques and refuse to settle, fully embracing their 4chan-influenced language.





Aletta: Listen, ladies, we’ve all been there. The truth is, these “Chads” you’re obsessing over? They’re not committing. They know their worth, and they have every woman chasing them. It’s just not practical to expect these guys to settle down with one person.


Helene: Cope harder, Aletta. Just because you bagged yourself some marshmallow with a 9-5 doesn’t mean we’re all lining up for Dad Bod Doug. Maybe your “Chads” were out here pump-and-dumping, but most Chads and Chadlites aren’t even models or influencers. They’re out there in any decently wealthy city—unseen by women who’ve already given up. Reality check: not all hot men are fame-hungry Instagram addicts.


Fernanda: I’m telling you, Helene, I dated my share of these “hot guys.” They’re all the same. The moment they get bored, they’re gone. It’s like clockwork. You’re setting yourself up for disappointment.


Jova: That’s your projection, Fernanda. Maybe they ghosted you because they sensed desperation. Not our problem if you were aiming for high-inhib, beta-tier men in disguise as “hot.” I’m not lowering my standards to lock down some Eugene-type just to play it “safe.” We’re not allergic to risk.


Pilar: Jova, no offense, but it sounds like you’re setting yourself up for heartbreak. Do you really think these guys who look like models are going to settle down with one woman? Be real. They’re getting DMs 24/7.


Idalia: No, that’s just visibility bias, Pilar. These guys exist in regular settings, too. You all just think they’re untouchable because they’re not lurking on dating apps, where you’re competing with every desperate woman in town. Newsflash: they’re not unicorns—they just don’t have to chase you.


Debora: This is about experience, ladies. We’ve actually been through this and learned the hard way. I’m trying to save you the heartbreak. Most guys that look like the men you want know they can do better. The sooner you get that, the better.


Helene: Experience. Right, that’s just code for “I lowered my standards.” And now you’re salty because some of us aren’t doing the same. I’ll pass on your low-tier oofy doofy, thank you.


Aletta: Be careful what you wish for, Helene. These guys might look good on paper, but they’ll break your heart just as fast as they slid into your DMs. They’re players, plain and simple.


Idalia: That’s only true if you believe it. This whole “hot men can’t commit” nonsense is societal brainrot. Y’all got hurt and let it warp your standards, so now you’re pushing that fear on us. We’ll pass.


Pilar: Suit yourself. Just remember, when these guys treat you like options, don’t say we didn’t warn you.


Helene: I’ll take my chances with a Chadlite over some mayonnaise-eating Normie Nate who is only handsome in Mumbai. Real cope is settling for someone you don’t actually want just to feel “safe.” Good luck with that Netflix dad-bod retirement plan.

Spoiler: 2028

2028:


Four years later, the group reconnects, and the relationship landscape has shifted. Some of the experienced women have settled into “stable” relationships with dependable partners, while Helene, Jova, and Idalia smugly flaunt their ideal Chads and Chadlites, fully committed to rubbing it in.





Aletta: So here we are… married, stable, happy. Guess some of us realized that not every guy has to be a runway model to be a good partner. A lot of those “Chads” you talked about? Still single. And I bet you are too, Helene.

• Aletta is with Douglas, a soft-spoken and stable LTN, and they’re content.

Helene: Happy? More like “content in complacency.” You found your little marshmallow man and now think you’ve cracked the code. Meanwhile, some of us actually held out and ended up with men—not marshmallows. Enjoy your dad-bod retirement plan.

• Helene is proudly married to Isaac, a laid-back but chiseled Chad who isn’t on social media.

Fernanda: Look, Helene, I’m glad you’re happy, but let’s be real. Most of these guys don’t exist outside Instagram, and you know it. I settled because I saw through the fantasy. I’d rather have stability than constantly feel like I have to compete for attention.

• Fernanda is married to Simon, an MTN who’s kind and reliable.

Jova: Simon? You mean Mr. Safe Choice? Just because you chose stability doesn’t mean we’re delusional for wanting a man who doesn’t look like he eats processed cheese for lunch. Most Chads are living normal lives, but you wouldn’t see them because you’ve convinced yourself they don’t exist outside your little safe bubble.

• Jova is with Xavier, a younger Chadlite who works in finance but keeps a low profile.

Pilar: Look, just because you two found your unicorns doesn’t mean everyone else’s choices are “settling.” At some point, it’s not about looks; it’s about who’ll actually be there for you.

• Pilar has settled with Irwin, a slightly alternative but caring MTN.

Idalia: That’s a nice cope, Pilar. Keep telling yourself that if it helps you sleep. Meanwhile, we’re waking up to men who actually look good and don’t have the personality of a damp sponge.

• Idalia is happily with Marcus, a Chad who owns a local business.

Debora: This is why people warned you. Relationships are more than just appearances. You’re banking on the hope these men will stick around forever, but looks fade. Stability doesn’t.

• Debora is with Lowell, an older, serious-minded MTN.

Helene: Looks fade, but at least we had standards. Y’all settled for men who look like they peak at weekend barbecues, while we held out for men with a presence. Marshmallows vs. Men.

@Chadeep who lifemogs?

 

[Chadeep]

@Chadeep who lifemogs?

Dating App Founders

 

[Xangsane]

Dating App Founders

I mean of the women in the poll jfl

 

[Xangsane]

Name	Typing Style	Type	2024 Thoughts	2028 Outcome	Partner	Body Count (including partner)	Comments
Helene	Crass	Femcel	"Won't settle for marshmallow men"	Married to ideal same-age Chad husband	Isaac (Chad, fit)	1	Roasts others for settling; extreme standards, 4chan-esque.
Jova	Defiant	Femcel	"Not here for Beta Bobs or safety nets"	Married to young, professional Chadlite	Xavier (Chadlite)	1	Maintains high standards; rejects “safe” options.
Idalia	Confident	Femcel	"Society wants us to aim low"	With self-made, same-age local Chad	Marcus (Chad, local)	1	Believes in aiming high; finds a rare, desirable partner.
Aletta	Realist	Normie	"Hot guys are players, better to settle"	Happily with dependable LTN	Douglas (LTN, steady)	15	Advocates for stability over looks; realistic and grounded.
Fernanda	Practical	Normie	"Looks fade; stability is key"	With mature, reliable MTN	Simon (MTN, stable)	12	Seeks reliability; avoids Chads due to commitment concerns.
Pilar	Free-Spirited	Normie	"Attractive men come with too much risk"	Settled with caring, artsy MTN	Irwin (MTN, creative)	22	Finds happiness with alternative partner; values balance.
Debora	Secure	Normie	"Better off with a mature, stable man"	With ambitious, older MTN	Lowell (MTN, serious)	8	Prefers stability; focuses on long-term potential.

Dialogue

Spoiler: 2024

2024:


The chat heats up as experienced women try to school the femcels about “realistic” dating expectations, claiming that the types of men they want are “unrealistic.” The femcels, unbothered, push back with biting critiques and refuse to settle, fully embracing their 4chan-influenced language.





Aletta: Listen, ladies, we’ve all been there. The truth is, these “Chads” you’re obsessing over? They’re not committing. They know their worth, and they have every woman chasing them. It’s just not practical to expect these guys to settle down with one person.


Helene: Cope harder, Aletta. Just because you bagged yourself some marshmallow with a 9-5 doesn’t mean we’re all lining up for Dad Bod Doug. Maybe your “Chads” were out here pump-and-dumping, but most Chads and Chadlites aren’t even models or influencers. They’re out there in any decently wealthy city—unseen by women who’ve already given up. Reality check: not all hot men are fame-hungry Instagram addicts.


Fernanda: I’m telling you, Helene, I dated my share of these “hot guys.” They’re all the same. The moment they get bored, they’re gone. It’s like clockwork. You’re setting yourself up for disappointment.


Jova: That’s your projection, Fernanda. Maybe they ghosted you because they sensed desperation. Not our problem if you were aiming for high-inhib, beta-tier men in disguise as “hot.” I’m not lowering my standards to lock down some Eugene-type just to play it “safe.” We’re not allergic to risk.


Pilar: Jova, no offense, but it sounds like you’re setting yourself up for heartbreak. Do you really think these guys who look like models are going to settle down with one woman? Be real. They’re getting DMs 24/7.


Idalia: No, that’s just visibility bias, Pilar. These guys exist in regular settings, too. You all just think they’re untouchable because they’re not lurking on dating apps, where you’re competing with every desperate woman in town. Newsflash: they’re not unicorns—they just don’t have to chase you.


Debora: This is about experience, ladies. We’ve actually been through this and learned the hard way. I’m trying to save you the heartbreak. Most guys that look like the men you want know they can do better. The sooner you get that, the better.


Helene: Experience. Right, that’s just code for “I lowered my standards.” And now you’re salty because some of us aren’t doing the same. I’ll pass on your low-tier oofy doofy, thank you.


Aletta: Be careful what you wish for, Helene. These guys might look good on paper, but they’ll break your heart just as fast as they slid into your DMs. They’re players, plain and simple.


Idalia: That’s only true if you believe it. This whole “hot men can’t commit” nonsense is societal brainrot. Y’all got hurt and let it warp your standards, so now you’re pushing that fear on us. We’ll pass.


Pilar: Suit yourself. Just remember, when these guys treat you like options, don’t say we didn’t warn you.


Helene: I’ll take my chances with a Chadlite over some mayonnaise-eating Normie Nate who is only handsome in Mumbai. Real cope is settling for someone you don’t actually want just to feel “safe.” Good luck with that Netflix dad-bod retirement plan.

Spoiler: 2028

2028:


Four years later, the group reconnects, and the relationship landscape has shifted. Some of the experienced women have settled into “stable” relationships with dependable partners, while Helene, Jova, and Idalia smugly flaunt their ideal Chads and Chadlites, fully committed to rubbing it in.





Aletta: So here we are… married, stable, happy. Guess some of us realized that not every guy has to be a runway model to be a good partner. A lot of those “Chads” you talked about? Still single. And I bet you are too, Helene.

• Aletta is with Douglas, a soft-spoken and stable LTN, and they’re content.

Helene: Happy? More like “content in complacency.” You found your little marshmallow man and now think you’ve cracked the code. Meanwhile, some of us actually held out and ended up with men—not marshmallows. Enjoy your dad-bod retirement plan.

• Helene is proudly married to Isaac, a laid-back but chiseled Chad who isn’t on social media.

Fernanda: Look, Helene, I’m glad you’re happy, but let’s be real. Most of these guys don’t exist outside Instagram, and you know it. I settled because I saw through the fantasy. I’d rather have stability than constantly feel like I have to compete for attention.

• Fernanda is married to Simon, an MTN who’s kind and reliable.

Jova: Simon? You mean Mr. Safe Choice? Just because you chose stability doesn’t mean we’re delusional for wanting a man who doesn’t look like he eats processed cheese for lunch. Most Chads are living normal lives, but you wouldn’t see them because you’ve convinced yourself they don’t exist outside your little safe bubble.

• Jova is with Xavier, a younger Chadlite who works in finance but keeps a low profile.

Pilar: Look, just because you two found your unicorns doesn’t mean everyone else’s choices are “settling.” At some point, it’s not about looks; it’s about who’ll actually be there for you.

• Pilar has settled with Irwin, a slightly alternative but caring MTN.

Idalia: That’s a nice cope, Pilar. Keep telling yourself that if it helps you sleep. Meanwhile, we’re waking up to men who actually look good and don’t have the personality of a damp sponge.

• Idalia is happily with Marcus, a Chad who owns a local business.

Debora: This is why people warned you. Relationships are more than just appearances. You’re banking on the hope these men will stick around forever, but looks fade. Stability doesn’t.

• Debora is with Lowell, an older, serious-minded MTN.

Helene: Looks fade, but at least we had standards. Y’all settled for men who look like they peak at weekend barbecues, while we held out for men with a presence. Marshmallows vs. Men.

@diditeverbegin

 

[diditeverbegin]

@diditeverbegin

Probably Debora

 

[Xangsane]

Probably Debora

Why

 

[diditeverbegin]

Why

She is content and not focused on looks, otherwise I would say Helene, but I think her relationship is doomed to fail since she not good looking, correct? The Chad will probably cheat or get annoyed with her behavior

 

[Xangsane]

She is content and not focused on looks, otherwise I would say Helene, but I think her relationship is doomed to fail since she not good looking, correct? The Chad will probably cheat or get annoyed with her behavior

Why do you think Helene doomed to fail

She’s high mtb

 

[diditeverbegin]

Why do you think Helene doomed to fail

She’s high mtb

Oh I thought since the archetype was femcel she was ugly, she is still insufferable to me though + I thought you would rep me back

 

[Xangsane]

Oh I thought since the archetype was femcel she was ugly,

She’s just high MTB but the mind of a femcel (looksmaxxing type)

she is still insufferable to me though + I thought you would rep me back

I did pat pat!