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New Study Suggests Fentanyl May Unlock Hidden Height Potential in Adults — GrowthSpurtResearch.org
Posted by: Dr. Idont Likejews, PhD in Theoretical Endocrinology & ethnicpillmaxxing
Thread ID: #IWantToBeChad
WARNING: NO SATIRE AHEAD. DO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
Are you a 5'6 cuck with no hope of spreading your seed without raping a foid?
Have you been told it’s too late to grow taller after puberty? That your growth plates are fused and dreams of slaying stacies are doomed? Think again!
According to a new "study" conducted in a basement funded by .org rotter super_cuck69,Fentanyl, best known as a super-potent synthetic opioid, may also have the untapped ability to reactivate growth plates — under astral moonlight and while listening to early mesopotanian slave moans
Key Findings:
Subjects exposed to microdoses of "ultra-diluted fentanyl mist" reportedly gained up to 0.0003 inches in height after 7 hours of staring at a body pillow of bo2cel.
The growth is believed to be caused by a process called “osteospiritual elongation,” where the bones “decide” they’re not done growing judging on how many threads you have on .org.
Testimonial:
Fentanyl,a new alternative to roping!
Posted by: Dr. Idont Likejews, PhD in Theoretical Endocrinology & ethnicpillmaxxing Thread ID: #IWantToBeChadWARNING: NO SATIRE AHEAD. DO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
Are you a 5'6 cuck with no hope of spreading your seed without raping a foid?
Have you been told it’s too late to grow taller after puberty? That your growth plates are fused and dreams of slaying stacies are doomed? Think again!
According to a new "study" conducted in a basement funded by .org rotter super_cuck69,Fentanyl, best known as a super-potent synthetic opioid, may also have the untapped ability to reactivate growth plates — under astral moonlight and while listening to early mesopotanian slave moans
Key Findings:
Subjects exposed to microdoses of "ultra-diluted fentanyl mist" reportedly gained up to 0.0003 inches in height after 7 hours of staring at a body pillow of bo2cel.
The growth is believed to be caused by a process called “osteospiritual elongation,” where the bones “decide” they’re not done growing judging on how many threads you have on .org.
Testimonial:
Fentanyl,a new alternative to roping!
