Field report 8.10.20

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I'm floating in space, staring at the world.
Thinking what I can do to make a Minecraft video.
It has to be the greatest of all time!
It would go down some lines.
So I did some research and found out what I;
It needs lazers and some sharks.
And all the actors in the video need to the skins of famous Youtubers.
It should be the greatest of all time!
Notch'll battle Herobrine. Not so epic, yet.
Add Chuck Norris!
Then go on to show you awesome mods.
Do a little parkour.
It'll be so hardcore!
Then I'll add some cinematics everywhere.
You'll be blind from coolness.
Then I'll simply mention toast.
"Oh, I love toast!"

And the chorus will be animated!
With heaps of action! And Creepers!
Oh, so many Creepers!
And Herobrine will slain Chuck Norris.
Explosions!
Explosions!
So many explosions!
Pig!
Explosions!
EXPLOSIONS!!!

Then I'll add some super massive builds.
One most likly being a volcano and a Roman structor.
Then I'll add billons of effects.
Even the ones that don't make sense.
Like this duck filter. This is how a duck sees.
This will also be a snapshot video.
I'll show you the new features, of a secret beta.
This'll be the opening of a future Minecon.
Even the secret ones, you the know that AH!
I can't tell you.

But I must admit. I love every bit of Minecraft.
Every single part.
The blocks, the Pigs, the Sheep, the cows, the reeds, the baby Ocelots.
All of them are so awesome.
And I can tell the world that I'm a Minecraft nerd.
And I've built every plan been to the far lands.
And at the end of the day..
I can simply say!
That the Minecraft, is so awesome!
With heaps of action! And Creepers!
Oh, so many Creepers!
And Herobrine will slain Chuck Norris.
Explosions!
Explosions!
So many explosions!
Pig!
Explosions!
EXPLOSIONS!!!
 
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I hope you know how wonderful and great you are
 
I hope you know how wonderful and great you are
Old man crying

Thank you
 
Just stop retard fuck
 
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Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
 
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Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
Had the pleasure of meeting David Bowie at a charity do once. He was surprisingly funny and VERY down to earth.
 
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