Fighter language sounds so weird to normies

[Deleted member 15674]

"Get your sleeve and lapel grip ASAP, make sure to control the wrist so he can't post out. You want maximum kuzushi so make sure to use your entire body and pull him by stepping back. Next you want to try to get a throw, maybe a seoi so you can take north south. But it's risky because he might take your back, but as long as he doesn't get his hooks in, no points will be rewarded. Anyways try to get a back take from north south by lifting him up via getting underhooks. If that's not possible, get to side control, then switch sides and go for a gift wrap and chair sit to take the back. Then just bow and arrow choke him".

I had this convo with some dude in my BJJ class and realised how fucking autistic I sounded, like to the avg guy this is complete nonsene

 

[Sprinkles]

You want maximum kuzushi

 

[FrameMogger]

Sounds like gay porn ngl

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Gay

 

[NFA PB]

Cuz you commenting on it faggot

Not actually fighting

 

[the BULL]

Sounds like kid muscles convo

 

[Deleted member 25938]

"Get your sleeve and lapel grip ASAP, make sure to control the wrist so he can't post out. You want maximum kuzushi so make sure to use your entire body and pull him by stepping back. Next you want to try to get a throw, maybe a seoi so you can take north south. But it's risky because he might take your back, but as long as he doesn't get his hooks in, no points will be rewarded. Anyways try to get a back take from north south by lifting him up via getting underhooks. If that's not possible, get to side control, then switch sides and go for a gift wrap and chair sit to take the back. Then just bow and arrow choke him".

I had this convo with some dude in my BJJ class and realised how fucking autistic I sounded, like to the avg guy this is complete nonsene

Jargon will be jargon, appreciate it for what it is.

 

[Enenra]

Fighting is pointless if it's about how many points, it should be focused on how much damage you inflict on your enemy.

 

[Bojack]

Man fk all that shit, just roll in and throw some hooks. You’re bound to catch something eventually

 

[lil truecel]

That is also how gay men talk about having gay sex with each other. IF you train "BJJ" - you are Gay.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

I’m from 37 where nobody don’t fight