FINAL MOG BATTLE OF 2023'S CATEGORY 5 HURRICANES [WORLDWIDE]

WHO MOGS, ONCE AND FOR ALL?


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Here's the poll that asked you to vote for the most mogger Category 5 hurricanes of last year:

Can't do 2024 as it's only just begun, and the only mogger cyclone this year so far is Anggrek near South Africa which is only a Category 4 as I'm typing this.

And here's what the poll looks like:
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Let's get the top 3 contenders (Jova, Lee, Bolaven) and vote for our final winner! (AS OF JANUARY 29TH 2024, PENDING POST-STORM ANALYSIS)

NameImagePathStats
Jova
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Highest winds (1-minute sustained): 160 mph (270 km/h)
Lowest pressure: 929 mbar
Slaycount: Virgin
Damage: "Minimal"
Areas affected: US/Mexico West Coast
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Lee
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Highest winds (1-min sustained): 165 mph (270 km/h)
Lowest pressure: 926 mbar
Slaycount: 3
Damage: $50 million (2023 USD)
Areas affected: US/Canada East Coast, Bermuda, UK
Link:

Bolaven
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Highest winds (1-min sustained): 150 mph (240 km/h)
Lowest pressure: 903 mbar
Slaycount: Virgin
Damage: "Minimal"
Areas affected: Polynesia, Mariana Islands, Alaska

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its jova
 
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Bolaven MOGS 💀
 
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Jova mogs because its the only one I ever heard about.
 
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Lee mogs stat-wise, but looks like a shitty Low-Tier Normie hurricane.
Bolaven has the best looks, but only affected third world areas no one cares about.

=> Jova still mogs.
 
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@IAMNOTANINCEL why Jova
 
Because Lee looks tiny and harmless, but actually is the only non-virgin hurricane, while the High-Tier Normie hurricanes are virgins.

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Blackpill disproven, bluepill reigns supreme.

As much as I love analysing hurricanes, I gotta workcel dude 😢
 
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Here's the poll that asked you to vote for the most mogger Category 5 hurricanes of last year:

Can't do 2024 as it's only just begun, and the only mogger cyclone this year so far is Anggrek near South Africa which is only a Category 4 as I'm typing this.

And here's what the poll looks like:
View attachment 2708771

Let's get the top 3 contenders (Jova, Lee, Bolaven) and vote for our final winner! (AS OF JANUARY 29TH 2024, PENDING POST-STORM ANALYSIS)

NameImagePathStats
JovaView attachment 2708778View attachment 2708782Highest winds (1-minute sustained): 160 mph (270 km/h)
Lowest pressure: 929 mbar
Slaycount: Virgin
Damage: "Minimal"
Areas affected: US/Mexico West Coast
Link:

LeeView attachment 2708777View attachment 2708783Highest winds (1-min sustained): 165 mph (270 km/h)
Lowest pressure: 926 mbar
Slaycount: 3
Damage: $50 million (2023 USD)
Areas affected: US/Canada East Coast, Bermuda, UK
Link:

BolavenView attachment 2708780View attachment 2708781Highest winds (1-min sustained): 150 mph (240 km/h)
Lowest pressure: 903 mbar
Slaycount: Virgin
Damage: "Minimal"
Areas affected: Polynesia, Mariana Islands, Alaska

Link:

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Man shut up🤣
 
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Because Lee looks tiny and harmless, but actually is the only non-virgin hurricane, while the High-Tier Normie hurricanes are virgins.
Also for context, Jova is officially a foid, if this changes your perception.

Following this pattern:

  • Hilary (traditionally female)
  • Irwin (traditionally male)
  • Jova (next in the sequence, suggesting traditionally female)
  • Kenneth (traditionally male)
  • Lidia (traditionally female)
Based on this alternation, "Jova" would be considered a traditionally female name.
Better or worse being virgin?
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Blackpill disproven, bluebell reigns supreme.
Jova’s track and size have been okay but not great over roughly the last 24 hours. It’s what we’d classify as a medium-sized storm with gale-force wind extending roughly 100 miles from the center on the storm’s northeast and southeast quadrants (the area that produces swell for SoCal). To provide a bit of context, Jova is less than half the size of Hurricane Marie in 2014. One favorable aspect is the long ‘tail’ of 15-30 knot wind in the storm’s southeast quadrant, which lengthens the size of the fetch aimed at SoCal.
Hurricane Lee was about 640 miles across, covering an area about the size of Montana, which is 630 miles wide.
As much as I love analysing hurricanes, I gotta workcel dude 😢
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Jova’s track and size have been okay but not great over roughly the last 24 hours. It’s what we’d classify as a medium-sized storm with gale-force wind extending roughly 100 miles from the center on the storm’s northeast and southeast quadrants (the area that produces swell for SoCal). To provide a bit of context, Jova is less than half the size of Hurricane Marie in 2014. One favorable aspect is the long ‘tail’ of 15-30 knot wind in the storm’s southeast quadrant, which lengthens the size of the fetch aimed at SoCal.
Also:
  • Hilary (traditionally female)
  • Irwin (traditionally male)
  • Jova (next in the sequence, suggesting traditionally female)
  • Kenneth (traditionally male)
  • Lidia (traditionally female)
Based on this alternation, "Jova" would be considered a traditionally female name.
 
Jova jova hurricane hurricane jova hurricane jova hurricane jova hurricane jova jova jova jova hurricane

Man shut up🤣
"i want her to dom me and spit on me"
 
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Also:
  • Hilary (traditionally female)
  • Irwin (traditionally male)
  • Jova (next in the sequence, suggesting traditionally female)
  • Kenneth (traditionally male)
  • Lidia (traditionally female)
Based on this alternation, "Jova" would be considered a traditionally female name.
Jova is of african descent, hence the masculinity
 
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Jova jova hurricane hurricane jova hurricane jova hurricane jova hurricane jova jova jova jova hurricane

Man shut up🤣
Better than your 18k coomer lust threads about random whores who don't know you exist you castrated cuck
 
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@appealmaxed would you do her or are you Hilary only like all other ethnics?
 
Better than your 18k coomer lust threads about random whores who don't know you exist you castrated cuck
he's also a muh Caucasoid, muh European features obsessed ethnic JFL.
 
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@appealmaxed would you do her or are you Hilary only like all other ethnics?
yes she good.
judging by the bottom pic not the cartoon ones
 
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@Perfection Why Lee?
 
@EvangelicalRapist Why Jova
 
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looks cooler
Elab please?
Thoughts on the other two?

@Ricky212 @Moggee @lookism @PointOfNoReturn @chrisN @JohnDoe @Yung @Graham @Ark @GabachoCopium @Zenis
 
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@EvangelicalRapist Why Jova
familiar name u autistically spam about it all time

It's like asking why did i choose Arvid before Harikrishna Shitskinishna obviously because even if the latter mogged im too lazy to look him up
 
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Elab please?
Thoughts on the other two?

@Ricky212 @Moggee @lookism @PointOfNoReturn @chrisN @JohnDoe @Yung @Graham @Ark @GabachoCopium @Zenis
i like the swirly
 
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jova cause she is tight
 
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