Finally graduated from fat chicks. First hmtb in like a year

gautama333

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My long streak of torta banging ended yesterday. Wow, what a journey. After making the hard decision of switching back to mtb+ to verify if I truly have ED (in that case I'd ropemaxx) or not, I banged the first non-chinese non-fat chick in around a year. I jestered with absolute faith and without regard to any dignity or principle I may still have, I jestered like I've never had, but at the end, after saying the gayest shit I've said in my life, I banged a white mtb+. Ritalin has been a real blessing, as it enhanced my confidence without making me look cracked like speed or retarded like alcohol, opioids, weed, etc.

It's a numbers game, and if you see any signals, you must keep the jester. The longer you keep it, the more probable it is you can bang. I'd also recommend, instead of going fully drunk or drugged, taking softer shit like ritalin or low dose white kratom and do sick combinations like ritalin + snus, ritalin + caffein, etc. Kratom is not good for mixing though, you might get the cold sweats or ED.

Overall drugging yourself to faith in the jester with moderation is a very important factor. Also bonesmashing pump is a real thing, smash those zygos while in the queue or whatever.
 
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