Finally lost my virginity GTFIH

[mogstar]

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 19. To a glorified hooker.

Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 18 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).

I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.

She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.

I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.

Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.

 

[gamma]

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[Deleted member 756]

Fair enough

 

[vaninskybird]

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it has to be cus a blowjob is the best, cus her mouth can't be loose, or maby she used her teeth, some tired hoes do be like that

 

[BearBoy]

it has to be cus a blowjob is the best, cus her mouth can't be loose, or maby she used her teeth, some tired hoes do be like that

thx hooker expert i put that on my notebook

 

[Patient A]

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 19. To a glorified hooker.

Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 18 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).

I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.

She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.

I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.

Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.

Post nut clarity without the nut

 

[Deleted member 14774]

It was probably shit because you're used to only porn

 

[thecel]

I read this thread’s title in the forum’s homepage. Expected a legendary ascension post.

Read the 1st sentence in the post’s body. Shook my head.

Then I read the 1st reply. Caged and bonesmashed in utter disappointment.

 

[Cali Yuga]

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 19. To a glorified hooker.

Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 18 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).

I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.

She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.

I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.

Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.

fucking with a condom is like eating a nice meal with a condom on your tongue

totally pointless

 

[thecel]

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@gigi

 

[FascisstChad]

You’ve been visited by Indian O’Pry, you’ve 24 hours to repost or He’ll shit on you!​

 

[germanlooks]

I fucked her ass as well

Confirmed larp

 

[Deleted member 15595]

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@gigi

Just fucked an escort

Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 38. To a glorified hooker. Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 25...

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