Finally understand what makes Cole Sprouse ugly... under-eye support is CRITICAL.

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BRO IS ACTUALLY HIDEOUS HERE

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normie on all those pictures.
 
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normie on all those pictures.
yeah pretty much. goes to show how important jaw and undereye area is. he needs infraorbital implants badly.
 
looks like my undereyes from the side just some huge vile fucking bit of discoloured skin hanging down
 
jaw is law

his brother mogs him because more angular jaw

also flat cheekbones
 
yeah pretty much. goes to show how important jaw and undereye area is. he needs infraorbital implants badly.
His orbital vectors appear to be neutral to me. That's okay. It's not a make it or break it trait.
His fat pads, on the other hand, appear sunken. A fat graft would be beneficial to him.
normie on all those pictures.
Why did you change your name silly?
 
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nobody here knows what an arborist is.
That's what you'd expect from a forum populated with Indians, among other runts of the litter. Unfortunately, I myself had to open my Merriam-Webster to find the definition of 'arborist'. What an unfortunate predicament, eh?
 
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jfc his eye area is his only good feature, how did you come to the conclusion that exactly that is his failo?
 
Hes an ugly normie i hate him and i hate that girls like him
 
jfc his eye area is his only good feature, how did you come to the conclusion that exactly that is his failo?
Infraorbitals almost have more to do with the cheeks than eyes per se
 
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You would think his jaws are recessed, but you can see he already has an upturned philtrum suggesting the lower maxilla is already fairly forward in relation to the upper maxilla. If he were to get a ccw bimax, this would become even more pronounced and he risks being chimped. He would therefore also need very aggressive upper midface implants to harmonize with these new jaws ), but you can see even if this area is also augmented his forehead would be too set back by comparison.

In short, he needs everything.
Zygos are flat as fuck laterally and anteriorly. fucking disgusting, looks like a potato that was covered in wax and held over a campfire.
 
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he's a former prettymaxxer
he's an expert frauder in his insta pics.

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His face+personality+voice combo pisses me off so much. like the way they synergize, i can't describe it. flat faced round boneless but somewhat harmonious egg-shape face and head that loves being sensitive softboi intellectual. he appeals to low-tier htb indie girls who style themselves as smart but still like feeling this kind of intellectual bdsm dynamic with a man since they think he will fall in love with her in a more substantive way, find her mysterious and interesting, etc. she will "be the one" to "tickle his fancy"

saw a tiktok of serge gainsbourg and jane birkin in an interview and a girl commented below: "oh so this is what cole sprouse thought he was doing" and it was the most accurate comment i ever read. at least gainsbourg's face, while ugly as shit, seemed to work with his personality
 
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he's an expert frauder in his insta pics.

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His face+personality+voice combo pisses me off so much. like the way they synergize, i can't describe it. flat faced round boneless but somewhat harmonious egg-shape face and head that loves being sensitive softboi intellectual. he appeals to low-tier htb indie girls who style themselves as smart but still like feeling this kind of intellectual bdsm dynamic with a man since they think he will fall in love with her in a more substantive way, find her mysterious and interesting, etc. she will "be the one" to "tickle his fancy"

saw a tiktok of serge gainsbourg and jane birkin in an interview and a girl commented below: "oh so this is what cole sprouse thought he was doing" and it was the most accurate comment i ever read. at least gainsbourg's face, while ugly as shit, seemed to work with his personality
same thing with timiothéee chalamet in ladybird. although his looks are less rage inducing, he played the annoying softboi intellectual so well it made me hate him for a bit. almost too well. i loved how hard the indie girls were seething when they found out he was with kylie jenner and eliza gonzalez. lmfaooo like sorry, he's not what you saw in ladybird, that skinny softboi twink still wants to degrade thicc latinas rather than debate Marx with you
 
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idk what to think of that movie. It's so exaggerated, you can tell the people and events are caricatures of things the director experienced. "The mysterious socialist reader bassist boy with long hair who's a fuckboy and cums fast". Jfl at that


THAT SHATTERED MY REALITY TOO LMAO. I can't even conceptualize the picture of that skinny pale twink rawdogging Kylie Jenner's fat brown bouncy plastic ass. Altho I've been there it's a hilarious scenario
this is gonna be cole too. They think cole is so different and sensitive but in reality he wants nothing less than to aggressively dom airhead blonde stacies.
 
I was unsure about what u were talking about (since I don't give a shit about cole sprouse) and just remembered he went on a whole tirade on Tumblr about racism and about how he was an Anthropology student :lul:
That kind of pseudo intellectualism pisses me off...
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he's way too fat and ugly now tho. A shadow of his former prettyboy charade. Timothee is still in his prime
i wish timothee stopped trying to be a quirky cute boy and became more of a stoic angel prettyboy
 
If anything his eyebags halo him.
 
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normie on all those pictures.
Bunch of bitter incels who don’t get laid announced the guy is ugly yet he is banging a model - Barbara Palvin. Female gaze versus male gaze
 

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