Find me a more CAGEFUEL place than r/caging

[theonewhocantascend]

So, apparently this based dude posted about how he saw no point in celebrating his birthday as an older person, and before they deleted his post ( )
Those were some of the best copium their senile minds could come up with:

“BEING OLD IS A PRIVILEGE, I LOVE BEING FUCKING 71, THE FACT THAT MY BODY IS SLOWLY SELF DESTRUCTING IS JUST A DETAIL GUYSSS”

The other nigger talking about having sex as an old guy likely with an equally disgusting fat, saggy, demented roastie who can’t even get wet properly anymore.

Sure granny, it’s not like you cry every night looking at your prom pics.

The last ones im not even going to comment:

 

[theonewhocantascend]

It’s not “caging” it’s “aging” ugh

It should be CAGING though

 

[petsmart]

im gonna be the nigga fucking all the bad gilfs in the nursing home when im 80

 

[theonewhocantascend]

This is the whole thread btw, sorry for being terrible at formatting.

 

[theonewhocantascend]

im gonna be the nigga fucking all the bad gilfs in the nursing home when im 80

I will have the nurses.

 

[petsmart]

I will have the nurses.

oh shit

 

[Emolifta]

im gonna be the nigga fucking all the bad gilfs in the nursing home when im 80

I’m going to be the sexy nigga who fucks all the hot 80yo gilfs at 22​

 

[Emolifta]

I will have the nurses.

I’m going to hijack a nursing home to work there so I could fuck the grandmas for the love of the game ​

 

[Samsepioler]

they are retarded genuienly, ur not a vampire bro, its just your nature to grow old and die so if u dont enjoy your life just kill yourself

 

[theonewhocantascend]

I honestly hate that I found out about this community as an oldcel, it only made me more sure, that I have to kms before 33 or so. Old people are so useless cringeworthy subhuman demented folks.

Im in my mid-late 20s and I already can’t stand it.
Imagine becoming such a coping piece of shit.
And unlike some of them, I have no kids, so like

 

[theonewhocantascend]

they are retarded genuienly, ur not a vampire bro, its just your nature to grow old and die so if u dont enjoy your life just kill yourself

I wish a truck would just run over me, Im too lazy to actually commit suicide.

Plus guns are insanely tricky to get where I live.

But at the very least, If I make it to old age, im going to be a realistic old guy.

 

[Samsepioler]

I wish a truck would just run over me, Im too lazy to actually commit suicide.

Plus guns are insanely tricky to get where I live.

But at the very least, If I make it to old age, im going to be a realistic old guy.

my brain is different from yours, even if i had the worst of the worst lifes i still would be happy to be alive tbh

 

[Deleted member 297070]

So, apparently this based dude posted about how he saw no point in celebrating his birthday as an older person, and before they deleted his post ( )
Those were some of the best copium their senile minds could come up with:

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“BEING OLD IS A PRIVILEGE, I LOVE BEING FUCKING 71, THE FACT THAT MY BODY IS SLOWLY SELF DESTRUCTING IS JUST A DETAIL GUYSSS”

The other nigger talking about having sex as an old guy likely with an equally disgusting fat, saggy, demented roastie who can’t even get wet properly anymore.
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Sure granny, it’s not like you cry every night looking at your prom pics.

The last ones im not even going to comment:
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Ritual suicide when once your last born offspring turn 18 >>
No point in living once your body and mind are degraded and you’ve fulfilled your purpose, you just become a burden and a parasite.
Longevity cultists are misguided. Add life to your years not years to your life

The old cause stagnation. They represent decay and hold no beauty or capacity for innovation, yet selfishly control the resources and political direction of a nation. The fact that elders get to vote sacrifice their children’s future (that they won’t be alive to see) for their pensions and interests is criminal.