Finna start wagecucking again ffs (need resume critique)

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Applied for a bartending job, surely I'll get an interview at least?

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looks legit

for skills

skills: excel, work well with team and individual work, attention to detail, microsoft word
 
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To autistic to find work but try the dole
 
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doesnt even need experience

u could say i cleaned toilets for a week and theyd hire based off the picture
 
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Nice to see u went to cock school, what was ur final bpel u morphing incel ?
 
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Erase all the garbage and just paste this into, it a guarenteed hire and $10,000 sign on bonus

Code:
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o /     \             \            /    \       o
a|       |             \          |      |      a
t|       `.             |         |       :     t
s`        |             |        \|       |     s
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e
x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x
*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *
g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g
o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o
a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a
t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t
s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s
e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g
o   |              /    |     |  \            | o
a   |             |    /       \  \           | a
t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s
e  |           /        |    |       |         |e
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the young fresh out of uni hr foids gonna go crazy
 

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