first day at FagDonalds

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dude wtf, they threw me in this McDonalds with no experience prior.

i fried the vegan nuggets in fish oil, served a fish burger instead of chicken and burnt 2 steaks i forgot about.
this bum teammate also gave me a McPie package unclosed so i just threw the stick right through, onto the floor.

but yeah once i got used to it the staff my age started glazing me and guys were talking about some:
"oh hax... i could watch you work all day."
"hax, i'm in love with you."
"hax... oh hax, wait in the locker after your shift will you."

so idk if it was because i look fem, if it's because i'm subhuman or if they're just jokers.
but yeah holy shit i'm drained, this is gonna be a long month for only 1.2k.

@Feuerwehr @truejamal @Psocho @kenibba alot more happened but thread would be too long.
 
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bro you gotta be retarded ngl
 
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dude wtf, they threw me in this McDonalds with no experience prior.

i fried the vegan nuggets in fish oil, served a fish burger instead of chicken and burnt 2 steaks i forgot about.
this bum teammate also gave me a McPie package unclosed so i just threw the stick right through, onto the floor.

but yeah once i got used to it the staff my age started glazing me and guys were talking about some:
"oh hax... i could watch you work all day."
"hax, i'm in love with you."
"hax... oh hax, wait in the locker after your shift will you."

so idk if it was because i look fem, if it's because i'm subhuman or if they're just jokers.
but yeah holy shit i'm drained, this is gonna be a long month for only 1.2k.

@Feuerwehr @truejamal @Psocho @kenibba alot more happened but thread would be too long.
idk how u do that shit, i quit on my first day :lul:
 
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this nigga never has a good day
 
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i was ab to give up after my first h working but i need the money
the one i worked at smelled so bad and had to many mexicans
 
dude wtf, they threw me in this McDonalds with no experience prior.

i fried the vegan nuggets in fish oil, served a fish burger instead of chicken and burnt 2 steaks i forgot about.
this bum teammate also gave me a McPie package unclosed so i just threw the stick right through, onto the floor.

but yeah once i got used to it the staff my age started glazing me and guys were talking about some:
"oh hax... i could watch you work all day."
"hax, i'm in love with you."
"hax... oh hax, wait in the locker after your shift will you."

so idk if it was because i look fem, if it's because i'm subhuman or if they're just jokers.
but yeah holy shit i'm drained, this is gonna be a long month for only 1.2k.

@Feuerwehr @truejamal @Psocho @kenibba alot more happened but thread would be too long.
bip bip bip i cant stop hearing it
 
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but yeah once i got used to it the staff my age started glazing me and guys were talking about some:
"oh hax... i could watch you work all day."
"hax, i'm in love with you."
"hax... oh hax, wait in the locker after your shift will you."
did they only hire freaky staffmembers or wtf is going on??:lul:
 
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did they only hire freaky staffmembers or wtf is going on??:lul:
nah i got praised by the whole team.

some foid even said "you look like this old lazy guy that worked here previously, but handsome."
 
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nah i got praised by the whole team.

some foid even said "you look like this old lazy guy that worked here previously, but handsome."
mogs hard, from what u described it sounds like a decent workplace and getting 1,2k for a month of work is decent aswell
 
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mogs hard, from what u described it sounds like a decent workplace and getting 1,2k for a month of work is decent aswell
it's DRAINING i'm just gonna sleep rn.

probably not gonna be online as often as i used to be (except for these 4 hour breaks from 2PM to 6PM i fucking hate them!!)
 
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put the fries in the bag buddy
 
Are they lettin u eat in there
 
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dude wtf, they threw me in this McDonalds with no experience prior.

i fried the vegan nuggets in fish oil, served a fish burger instead of chicken and burnt 2 steaks i forgot about.
this bum teammate also gave me a McPie package unclosed so i just threw the stick right through, onto the floor.

but yeah once i got used to it the staff my age started glazing me and guys were talking about some:
"oh hax... i could watch you work all day."
"hax, i'm in love with you."
"hax... oh hax, wait in the locker after your shift will you."

so idk if it was because i look fem, if it's because i'm subhuman or if they're just jokers.
but yeah holy shit i'm drained, this is gonna be a long month for only 1.2k.

@Feuerwehr @truejamal @Psocho @kenibba alot more happened but thread would be too long.
This mf always living the worst life 😭😭😭
 
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dude wtf, they threw me in this McDonalds with no experience prior.

i fried the vegan nuggets in fish oil, served a fish burger instead of chicken and burnt 2 steaks i forgot about.
this bum teammate also gave me a McPie package unclosed so i just threw the stick right through, onto the floor.

but yeah once i got used to it the staff my age started glazing me and guys were talking about some:
"oh hax... i could watch you work all day."
"hax, i'm in love with you."
"hax... oh hax, wait in the locker after your shift will you."

so idk if it was because i look fem, if it's because i'm subhuman or if they're just jokers.
but yeah holy shit i'm drained, this is gonna be a long month for only 1.2k.

@Feuerwehr @truejamal @Psocho @kenibba alot more happened but thread would be too long.
🥺
 
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dude wtf, they threw me in this McDonalds with no experience prior.

i fried the vegan nuggets in fish oil, served a fish burger instead of chicken and burnt 2 steaks i forgot about.
this bum teammate also gave me a McPie package unclosed so i just threw the stick right through, onto the floor.

but yeah once i got used to it the staff my age started glazing me and guys were talking about some:
"oh hax... i could watch you work all day."
"hax, i'm in love with you."
"hax... oh hax, wait in the locker after your shift will you."

so idk if it was because i look fem, if it's because i'm subhuman or if they're just jokers.
but yeah holy shit i'm drained, this is gonna be a long month for only 1.2k.

@Feuerwehr @truejamal @Psocho @kenibba alot more happened but thread would be too long.
Bros making it big finally
 
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Bros making it big finally
making it big? as in fat maybe from eating there all day every day.

soon he'll be slaying a becky from his workplace like @Gaygymmaxx
no i'm still all looksmined and shit, can't wait for this job to be over with.

it's after i get the 2 month pay that my life starts.
 
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making it big? as in fat maybe from eating there all day every day.
But still that's a win for you no?
 
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Hax you should fry chicken wings in popeys :feelshmm:
 
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But still that's a win for you no?
maybe yes in terms of weight but my energy levels and health are both gonna get nuked and i don't fw this.
 
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Someone has to flip the burgers dumbass
 
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dude wtf, they threw me in this McDonalds with no experience prior.

i fried the vegan nuggets in fish oil, served a fish burger instead of chicken and burnt 2 steaks i forgot about.
this bum teammate also gave me a McPie package unclosed so i just threw the stick right through, onto the floor.

but yeah once i got used to it the staff my age started glazing me and guys were talking about some:
"oh hax... i could watch you work all day."
"hax, i'm in love with you."
"hax... oh hax, wait in the locker after your shift will you."

so idk if it was because i look fem, if it's because i'm subhuman or if they're just jokers.
but yeah holy shit i'm drained, this is gonna be a long month for only 1.2k.

@Feuerwehr @truejamal @Psocho @kenibba alot more happened but thread would be too long.
That's nothing out of the ordinary. It doesn't point to anything being wrong with you.
 
dude wtf, they threw me in this McDonalds with no experience prior.

i fried the vegan nuggets in fish oil, served a fish burger instead of chicken and burnt 2 steaks i forgot about.
this bum teammate also gave me a McPie package unclosed so i just threw the stick right through, onto the floor.

but yeah once i got used to it the staff my age started glazing me and guys were talking about some:
"oh hax... i could watch you work all day."
"hax, i'm in love with you."
"hax... oh hax, wait in the locker after your shift will you."

so idk if it was because i look fem, if it's because i'm subhuman or if they're just jokers.
but yeah holy shit i'm drained, this is gonna be a long month for only 1.2k.

@Feuerwehr @truejamal @Psocho @kenibba alot more happened but thread would be too long.
you ll get used to waging, to the point it will be addicting you can rot at home or you can rot at work
 
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Useless nigger can’t even work at mcdonalds:lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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try some delivery service as soon as you can change it
 
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mdr ils te disent quoi tes collègues ??
 
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last part is tales still funny tho
 

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