First day of Ramadan

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ngl I overeated. I ate one wrap with chicken. one hareera, one egg, a bit of chips (200 calories I reckon), two pizza slices and a bit of bread.
I think I ate around 1700 calories. maybe more but I dont hope so. I wont eat anything else except for maybe one pudding of 200 calories. Today was my first day fasting so I dont blame myself but the rest of the ramadan days I will eat +- 1000 calories
 
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I failed because i nutted
 
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@Numb The Pain @MaghrebGator @JeanneDArcAlter @wsada
 
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I didnt est much before
 
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jfl at u niggas actually fasting
 
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u can nut after fasting is done faggot u cant hold it till iftar?
I dont think you can nut at all in ramadan but it would be wiser to do it after iftar to avoid breaking your fast
 
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why torture yourself?
Its not that hard to call it torture. And if a person cant fast due to health reasons they dont have to fast
 
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ngl I overeated. I ate one wrap with chicken. one hareera, one egg, a bit of chips (200 calories I reckon), two pizza slices and a bit of bread.
I think I ate around 1700 calories. maybe more but I dont hope so. I wont eat anything else except for maybe one pudding of 200 calories. Today was my first day fasting so I dont blame myself but the rest of the ramadan days I will eat +- 1000 calories

nigga i didn't know you were muslim or some shit :ogre:


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turn to christ before its to late, incel

@JeanneDArcAlter @wsada @R@m@ @5'7 zoomer
 
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ngl I overeated. I ate one wrap with chicken. one hareera, one egg, a bit of chips (200 calories I reckon), two pizza slices and a bit of bread.
I think I ate around 1700 calories. maybe more but I dont hope so. I wont eat anything else except for maybe one pudding of 200 calories. Today was my first day fasting so I dont blame myself but the rest of the ramadan days I will eat +- 1000 calories
@yeeyeeslayer @SecularIslamist
 
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I dont think you can nut at all in ramadan but it would be wiser to do it after iftar to avoid breaking your fast
basically fapping as a whole is prohibited in islam. u cant fap during fast but u can do it after u break the fast

In a nutshell, Masturbation is strictly prohibited in Islam, regardless of Ramadan. During Ramadan, however, the act is considered even more sinful due to the emphasis on self-discipline and spiritual focus. While nighttime jerking off doesn't break the fast, it's still impermissible.
 
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nigga i didn't know you were muslim or some shit :ogre:


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btw I was watching a tiktok with some possible next popes and there were some cardinals who were asians and black and the comments were filled with racist comments of christians saying they want a white pope. I know there are a lot of racist muslims as well but ngl that shocked me tbh
 
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basically fapping as a whole is prohibited in islam. u cant fap during fast but u can do it after u break the fast

In a nutshell, Masturbation is strictly prohibited in Islam, regardless of Ramadan. During Ramadan, however, the act is considered even more sinful due to the emphasis on self-discipline and spiritual focus. While nighttime jerking off doesn't break the fast, it's still impermissible.
Yeah and after nutting you have to some special washing otherwise your prayer doesnt count so I heard.
 
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btw I was watching a tiktok with some possible next popes and there were some cardinals who were asians and black and the comments were filled with racist comments of christians saying they want a white pope. I know there are a lot of racist muslims as well but ngl that shocked me tbh


bro you need to respect tradition...
and jfl :lul::lul::lul:


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@PrinceLuenLeoncur your stance on this as an orthodox nigga?
 
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bro you need to respect tradition...
and jfl :lul::lul::lul:


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@PrinceLuenLeoncur your stance on this as an orthodox nigga?
what tradition lol? whats wrong if a black or an asian dude becomes pope. christianity is not a white religion. or are you some idiot who believes Jesus was white
 
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I'm muslim too mashallah

Ramadan starts for us tomorrow
No sheep offering this year in Morocco I heard cuz of water shortage
 
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what tradition lol? whats wrong if a black or an asian dude becomes pope. christianity is not a white religion. or are you some idiot who believes Jesus was white
nah you have a point but since the tradition is that a pope should at lest have europen origins, since christianity mostly got popularised in the lands of old roman empire,

where people were white you know n shit. and all the popes since then were born in europe and were white.

you can't just make some nigga from asia or niggeria get that title since christianity was brought to them by europeans in the modern era n shit. show some respect :feelswhat:
 
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nah you have a point but since the tradition is that a pope should at lest have europen origins, since christianity mostly got popularised in the lands of old roman empire,

where people were white you know n shit. and all the popes since then were born in europe and were white.

you can't just make some nigga from asia or niggeria get that title since christianity was brought to them by europeans in the modern era n shit. show some respect :feelswhat:
So can a middle eastern nigga become the pope since christianity originated there
 
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bro you need to respect tradition...
and jfl :lul::lul::lul:


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@PrinceLuenLeoncur your stance on this as an orthodox nigga?
Idc. If he’s blaxk or East Asian it doesn’t matter either way because they are both heretics


Black guy will prob be next pope due to the history or Roman See slavery on BBC’s :lul::lul::lul:

Most of my tribe are Catholic though so they’d prob be happy
 
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nah you have a point but since the tradition is that a pope should at lest have europen origins, since christianity mostly got popularised in the lands of old roman empire,

where people were white you know n shit. and all the popes since then were born in europe and were white.

you can't just make some nigga from asia or niggeria get that title since christianity was brought to them by europeans in the modern era n shit. show some respect :feelswhat:
Lol what you are saying is retarded bro. Pope is father of all catholics and not whites so it shouldnt matter what colour as long as it is a good cardinal. Btw the first christian nation was Ethiopia
 
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nah you have a point but since the tradition is that a pope should at lest have europen origins, since christianity mostly got popularised in the lands of old roman empire,

where people were white you know n shit. and all the popes since then were born in europe and were white.

you can't just make some nigga from asia or niggeria get that title since christianity was brought to them by europeans in the modern era n shit. show some respect :feelswhat:
You realise we have had “African” popes before Right?

You realise the first “pope” was Peter aka a brown Jewish man who wouldn’t look out of
Place in Al Quiada
 
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Idc. If he’s blaxk or East Asian it doesn’t matter either way because they are both heretics


Black guy will prob be next pope due to the history or Roman See slavery on BBC’s :lul::lul::lul:

Most of my tribe are Catholic though so they’d prob be happy
Orthodoxy does make most sense of christian faiths tbh. I dont understand the difference between orthodoxy and the old believers tho
 
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Orthodoxy does make most sense of christian faiths tbh. I dont understand the difference between orthodoxy and the old believers tho
Orthodoxy is just the orginal church with 0
Changes.

A Christian born 1.5 years ago would fit right into the Orthodox Church.

An Catholic from Crusade era wouldn’t recognise the current Roman church


That’s the difference. Ours has 0 changes all others add bullshit to theirs

For this reason alone we are the true orginal
Church
 
yeah i know but what I meant with old believers was this:
Orthodoxy is just the orginal church with 0
Changes.

A Christian born 1.5 years ago would fit right into the Orthodox Church.

An Catholic from Crusade era wouldn’t recognise the current Roman church


That’s the difference. Ours has 0 changes all others add bullshit to theirs

For this reason alone we are the true orginal
Church
 
You realise we have had “African” popes before Right?

You realise the first “pope” was Peter aka a brown Jewish man who wouldn’t look out of
Place in Al Quiada
yeah fuck it nigga, he was i m retarded but at least he wasn't asian
 
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yeah fuck it nigga, he was i m retarded but at least he wasn't asian
Racism is against Christianity. No issue having an East Asian pope
 
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You realise we have had “African” popes before Right?

You realise the first “pope” was Peter aka a brown Jewish man who wouldn’t look out of
Place in Al Quiada
he probably thinks this is how jesus looked liked:
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he probably thinks this is how jesus looked liked:
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Many ppl do yenno

They think Jesus was an Aryan master race badboy from Norway who taught Thor and Odin how to turn the other cheek he united all of Ysgaard under his banner
 
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No I'm serious we're worse than india
How do you cancel a holiday like wtf did they do? How do you cancel
Eid what are you doing diff there that you didn’t do last year
 
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