
RecessedCels
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I think it's called high school idk idk these English termsGrade?
Ban this niggaYour teacher might suck your dick
Bro get the bad teacher to rape youBan this nigga
Oh lolI think it's called high school idk idk these English terms
It went wellYoull be ok bro just get some sleep
FinlandKids.org who even starts school on August fricking 7th
16Oh lol
How old are you?
Holy brutalbeen at school 3 weeks already![]()
Oh wow really
Yeah?Oh wow really
No the day went wellThis is how your first day of school will go. Your alarm breaks and doesnβt wake you up in the morning, so you arrive to school late. Wouldnβt have broken if you were chadβ¦ You enter your first period classroom five minutes late. Awkward silence ensues. Within seconds, the classroom has already subconsciously analyzed your recessed infras, subhuman chin projection, and disgusting downward growth. Your fate is sealed. You can see Chad whisper something to Stacy in the front of the class. She barely holds in a laugh. As you slowly walk to the back of the class to the only seat left, you watch a group of ltbs scooting their seats away from yours. They donβt even want to be near your subhuman aura. You bet theyβll make fun of you later. Right before you sit down, you catch something just out of the corner of your eye. The tall htn jocks glance over at you, though the stares dont last long: they donβt even want to look at you. You can feel it - they will bully you for the rest of the yearβ¦fresh meatβ¦ Before lunch you have already shoved into 5 lockers. You almost got sucker punched too, but your face was so recessed the uppercut missed your non-existent chin, as it was sinking into your hyoid. This is it. This is your sub5 life for the rest of the year, you are doomed to live like this forever.
this is art, thanksThis is how your first day of school will go. Your alarm breaks and doesnβt wake you up in the morning, so you arrive to school late. Wouldnβt have broken if you were chadβ¦ You enter your first period classroom five minutes late. Awkward silence ensues. Within seconds, the classroom has already subconsciously analyzed your recessed infras, subhuman chin projection, and disgusting downward growth. Your fate is sealed. You can see Chad whisper something to Stacy in the front of the class. She barely holds in a laugh. As you slowly walk to the back of the class to the only seat left, you watch a group of ltbs scooting their seats away from yours. They donβt even want to be near your subhuman aura. You bet theyβll make fun of you later. Right before you sit down, you catch something just out of the corner of your eye. The tall htn jocks glance over at you, though the stares dont last long: they donβt even want to look at you. You can feel it - they will bully you for the rest of the yearβ¦fresh meatβ¦ Before lunch you have already shoved into 5 lockers. You almost got sucker punched too, but your face was so recessed the uppercut missed your non-existent chin, as it was sinking into your hyoid. This is it. This is your sub5 life for the rest of the year, you are doomed to live like this forever.