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So I had never fucked. Virgin, 19 years old. I did make out like 6 times at parties but whatever
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Sooooo I am with my boys in Spain, chilling. I Just had a fucking horrible sunburn so I was kinda pissed off.
Then one mf had a great idea: lets do a pubgolf. It is basicaly chuggin 1 beverage at every bar you go to. >Why not. So at like 5 pm we went to the city and turned to searching for a place to go. But I have severe adhd so I lost my fucking sunglasses in the uber. So I was trying to contact the mf by asking a friend that booked the uber. But ofcourse this shit app had phone numbers off. But apparently a friend of the driver had a vape shop where my friend was gonna go to. So I told my buddies I was gonna fuck off to ts indian vape shop. I followed my google maps avoiding all sun going trough the buildings until I came to this small old shop. I walk in there and I see some pajeet calling loudly. I walk up to him and tell him the story until he calls his uber mate. I looked around in the shop and asked if his mate got the sunglasses in the car. In shit english he tells me he could not find it . But at least he was helpful so I buy a huge vape for my friend and thank the jeet for his efforts.
I wanted to see a little more of the city so I walked downtown. I randomly bumped into my friends that just did their first round. My teammate had chugged 2 in 1 go so I was hyped af. We come across some cocktail bar where I did my first chug. This shit was cold asf but I pushed through like a man. So a lot of rounds later me and my heavyweight friend where far ahead of the other peasants after 2 liters of red-bull and vodka, beers and lots of spanish cocktails. We end up making fun of the others and 1 guy starts trowing up. Then his teammate starts complaining that he lost and makes a whole speech of why he should not get the punishment for last place. We dnr 3 of the group and go drink a wiskey to our victory with another patriot that got second place.
It was only 00:00 and we where full of red-bull and alcohol. So we book an uber to a nearby club and just keep drinking there. I was pretty close to blackout so I just started approaching random girls. I missed one shot but started talking to this 5'3 latina girl. She looked hella cute and tight and I was giga horny so not long later we where making out. I was retarded drunk and she told me I was fucking her mouth with my tongue. So I told her: "why not do it with something else". She was shocked by it but then laughed and pulled my hand to leave. So I followed her, slowly realizing I had a problem. Because of this long extension of the day, my entire battery had ran out. So I had to look for another way to get us a taxi and a place to fuck.
My first plan was to just get a normal taxi so I started to wave at taxi's nearby. Unfortunately all of the taxi drivers I spoke to where already full of other drunk ppl. I was out of luck after realizing there where only 4 there. So I told this girl to hand me her phone to put in my instagram. Then I just went to search up uber, but drunk me did not anticipate having to use face id to pay. So I closed the endeavours I made in her phone and just shared to her my lack of battery percentage. She sighted but quickly started on our quest to get an uber to her place.
While waiting for the car to pick us up we had a pretty flirtatious dialogue, she reached into my lower area to give me some dopamine. While this was happening we talked about our sexual deviancies. She mentioned liking exhibitionism. So I smiled at her and took her hand. I trew her over a bush and lead her to a nearby strip of trees ( keep in mind this is stil a public street with lots of cars and pedestrians). There she gave me some great head before receiving a notification from uber.
After we stepped in the car we both had a hard time staying off of each other (its pretty much a miracle that we didn't get banned). I started some autistic story about relating to napoleon but she was kinda into it and told me her uncle was lwk a nazi. It was a long ride because her place was far in the uptown. I got out of the uber when she told me she also ordered condoms to come to the appartment. I was just annoyed that I still had to wait for that to deliver.
I was in for a massive surprise because she might have the best apartment of any latin american living in spain. While she went to the toilet I explored her massive compound with great anticipation. It was a 3 story apartment with a pool and high tech furniture with lots of rooms. When she came out of the toilet my primal desires freed her body from all clothing. While this was happening she revealed to me that she had a kink for getting pregnant, so I told her we would not have to wait for the anti-conception to arrive. ( This is really bad I know)
I followed her great backside into a bedroom where we hit it off. We where busy for a long time because of the narcotic effects of alcohol. After about 2 hours of female screaming, 3 water breaks and a female knee injury I heard a sound that caught my attention. I quickly noted her before she told me to hide. After a minute of me being the only one in the room I was relieved by her return after speaking to a second female voice. After some quiet oral I blew my load in her mouth. Few minutes later she fell asleep. But I was still awake realizing the blisters that this activity caused on my already horribly burned back. I also had a very bad digestion so the next 3 hours where spend using up multiple toilet rolls on blisters and diarrhea.
The next day I woke up with the most horrendous hangover ever. I spend 10 minutes reavaluating the previous night before taking a good look at the still sleeping girl. After realizing she was very good-looking my morning improved slightly. I was thinking about what to do when I spotted a problem: I still could not go outside with the crazy sunburns. So I just put on my old clothes and waited in the living room. There I was greeted by a female that told me she was the roomate ( the one I heard yesterday). after an awkward conversation I just waited for the other girl to come down. Then an awkward trialogue takes place. after the roommate leaves I was casually talking to the original girl while eating breakfast she made me.
mfw she was a Professional ballerina in south america.
mfw she revealed she is 30 while she looks 20
mfw she has 2 million followers on social media
mfw she has an onlyfans
- my bad that this post is kinda smut.
- I do have proof for the social media claim. I just don't wanna dox her cause she was hella nice.
LOL
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Sooooo I am with my boys in Spain, chilling. I Just had a fucking horrible sunburn so I was kinda pissed off.
Then one mf had a great idea: lets do a pubgolf. It is basicaly chuggin 1 beverage at every bar you go to. >Why not. So at like 5 pm we went to the city and turned to searching for a place to go. But I have severe adhd so I lost my fucking sunglasses in the uber
. So I was trying to contact the mf by asking a friend that booked the uber. But ofcourse this shit app had phone numbers off. But apparently a friend of the driver had a vape shop where my friend was gonna go to. So I told my buddies I was gonna fuck off to ts indian vape shop. I followed my google maps avoiding all sun going trough the buildings until I came to this small old shop. I walk in there and I see some pajeet calling loudly. I walk up to him and tell him the story until he calls his uber mate. I looked around in the shop and asked if his mate got the sunglasses in the car. In shit english he tells me he could not find it . But at least he was helpful so I buy a huge vape for my friend and thank the jeet for his efforts.I wanted to see a little more of the city so I walked downtown. I randomly bumped into my friends that just did their first round. My teammate had chugged 2 in 1 go so I was hyped af. We come across some cocktail bar where I did my first chug. This shit was cold asf but I pushed through like a man. So a lot of rounds later me and my heavyweight friend where far ahead of the other peasants after 2 liters of red-bull and vodka, beers and lots of spanish cocktails
. We end up making fun of the others and 1 guy starts trowing up. Then his teammate starts complaining that he lost and makes a whole speech of why he should not get the punishment for last place. We dnr 3 of the group and go drink a wiskey to our victory with another patriot that got second place.It was only 00:00 and we where full of red-bull and alcohol. So we book an uber to a nearby club and just keep drinking there. I was pretty close to blackout so I just started approaching random girls. I missed one shot but started talking to this 5'3 latina girl. She looked hella cute and tight and I was giga horny so not long later we where making out. I was retarded drunk and she told me I was fucking her mouth with my tongue. So I told her: "why not do it with something else"
. She was shocked by it but then laughed and pulled my hand to leave. So I followed her, slowly realizing I had a problem. Because of this long extension of the day, my entire battery had ran out. So I had to look for another way to get us a taxi and a place to fuck.My first plan was to just get a normal taxi so I started to wave at taxi's nearby. Unfortunately all of the taxi drivers I spoke to where already full of other drunk ppl. I was out of luck after realizing there where only 4 there
. So I told this girl to hand me her phone to put in my instagram. Then I just went to search up uber, but drunk me did not anticipate having to use face id to pay. So I closed the endeavours I made in her phone and just shared to her my lack of battery percentage. She sighted but quickly started on our quest to get an uber to her place.While waiting for the car to pick us up we had a pretty flirtatious dialogue, she reached into my lower area to give me some dopamine. While this was happening we talked about our sexual deviancies. She mentioned liking exhibitionism
. So I smiled at her and took her hand. I trew her over a bush and lead her to a nearby strip of trees ( keep in mind this is stil a public street with lots of cars and pedestrians). There she gave me some great head before receiving a notification from uber.After we stepped in the car we both had a hard time staying off of each other (its pretty much a miracle that we didn't get banned). I started some autistic story about relating to napoleon but she was kinda into it and told me her uncle was lwk a nazi
. It was a long ride because her place was far in the uptown. I got out of the uber when she told me she also ordered condoms to come to the appartment. I was just annoyed that I still had to wait for that to deliver.I was in for a massive surprise because she might have the best apartment of any latin american living in spain. While she went to the toilet I explored her massive compound with great anticipation. It was a 3 story apartment with a pool and high tech furniture with lots of rooms. When she came out of the toilet my primal desires freed her body from all clothing. While this was happening she revealed to me that she had a kink for getting pregnant, so I told her we would not have to wait for the anti-conception to arrive. ( This is really bad I know
)I followed her great backside into a bedroom where we hit it off. We where busy for a long time because of the narcotic effects of alcohol
. After about 2 hours of female screaming, 3 water breaks and a female knee injury I heard a sound that caught my attention. I quickly noted her before she told me to hide. After a minute of me being the only one in the room I was relieved by her return after speaking to a second female voice. After some quiet oral I blew my load in her mouth. Few minutes later she fell asleep. But I was still awake realizing the blisters that this activity caused on my already horribly burned back. I also had a very bad digestion so the next 3 hours where spend using up multiple toilet rolls on blisters and diarrhea.The next day I woke up with the most horrendous hangover ever. I spend 10 minutes reavaluating the previous night before taking a good look at the still sleeping girl. After realizing she was very good-looking my morning improved slightly. I was thinking about what to do when I spotted a problem: I still could not go outside with the crazy sunburns. So I just put on my old clothes and waited in the living room. There I was greeted by a female that told me she was the roomate ( the one I heard yesterday). after an awkward conversation I just waited for the other girl to come down. Then an awkward trialogue takes place. after the roommate leaves I was casually talking to the original girl while eating breakfast she made me.
mfw she was a Professional ballerina in south america.
mfw she revealed she is 30 while she looks 20
mfw she has 2 million followers on social media
mfw she has an onlyfans
- my bad that this post is kinda smut.
- I do have proof for the social media claim. I just don't wanna dox her cause she was hella nice.
LOL
