Gudliferr
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WHAT WAS YOU GUYS' FIRST GOON?
I'll start:
THE SHAKIRA GIRAFFE FROM THE ZOOTOPIA ENDING
I remember it like it was yesterday, it was a cold night in March 2016, my 5yo ass smuggled into his sheets, mommy turned off the lights and 30min laters there I was, masturbating.
Now you may ask, HOW TF DOES A 5YO JERK OFF. Well... I didn't, I stimulated my anal nerves
I wont elaborate on this too much but all I will say is that it felt good, I smelled my hand afterwards and I definitively did not introduce my fingers in any holes (this is serious, I didnt)
Well now tell me you guys' first experiences, Ill excitedly read all of them with caution
I'll start:
THE SHAKIRA GIRAFFE FROM THE ZOOTOPIA ENDING
I remember it like it was yesterday, it was a cold night in March 2016, my 5yo ass smuggled into his sheets, mommy turned off the lights and 30min laters there I was, masturbating.
Now you may ask, HOW TF DOES A 5YO JERK OFF. Well... I didn't, I stimulated my anal nerves
I wont elaborate on this too much but all I will say is that it felt good, I smelled my hand afterwards and I definitively did not introduce my fingers in any holes (this is serious, I didnt)
Well now tell me you guys' first experiences, Ill excitedly read all of them with caution
