PseudoMaxxer
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Ok, so so so…i got asked by a lot of users to make this thread once i said i had a chad roommate now.
So let’s make another brief introduction to his looks:
-Mid Chadlite face
-Tall, approximately 6’4
-Almost comical bideltoid, fucking enormous even untrained
-NT as FUCK, Low Inhib.
-One of the most deepest set eyes i’ve seen, crazy brow bridge.
-Not ogre, really friendly and funny.
-Has a gf
Ok so let’s start from the beginning, we are at home drinking and smoking, so he drank while i smoked and drank too.
We got drunk enough and decided to head out to the club at 2 am with all the other roommates.
We get in there and there’s not too many people tbh, but just enough to have some fun and we was drunk af too so it was even easier to have fun.
THIS IS A DISCLAIMER I WANT TO MAKE.
WHEN I DRINK AND/OR SMOKE WEED, MY EYE AREA GOES FROM A 9 TO A FUCKING 5. I GET EXTREMELY TIRED EYES AND UEE INCREASES, DARK CIRCLES COME IN HARD AF.
So we get in the dance floor and i looked at every movement he made.
I wanted to look NT so i started bumping my head up and down and moving a bit LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.
You know what he was doing? (other than towering over me so much i wanted to kill my self there and then)
He wasn’t bumping his head. He was looking around for some prays and when he sees them he looks down at us and gets closer to my hear and says “yo bro, look at those foids there, i wanna go talk to that one”
I look and guess what JFL…Spanish high HTB low stacylite, easily the best looking in the whole club that night.
So i told him “yeah bro go for it, it’s yours already lol”
He tells me “you thinks so? mhhh…”
And to let him do it, since the bitch was with 2 friends and one of them was eye fucking me, i said “ok, i’ll come with you. You talk to your one and ill take the other 2”
So we went. He went in and i couldn’t describe this foid look on her face when he approached…She looked so happy i cant even describe it.
It was like she saw her dad after 10 years of him being lost into war, or like her boyfriend just asked her to marry her.
So they start talking and bla bla, io talk to the 2 other foids (1 MTB that was eye fucking me and 1 LTB). I get instas of both and i continue talking to them while he talks to the other.
I finish talking with this bitch and look at him and guess what…he’s making out with this foid like it was nothing.
They finish, and here’s the brutal part.
Foid looks at me, and she makes the most disgusted face i’ve ever seen.
What made it fun in my head was that i’m not even ugly lol, but i think what made her react like that was that i was shorter than her.
After that we continue going around looking with foids me and him and everywhere we passed…
every.single.foid.
Looked at him like he was god. I got some looks but nothing crazy, i always get more than that but i think i was mogged so hard that i was basically a subhuman in there.
So he talks to a bit of other foids and i get a bit sad so i go back to the smoking area and smoke a cig before it was already late and we headed home.
I wasn’t actually surprised, i already knew he would do very well in there. He even told me later than he kissed other 2 foids that were even best friends lol.
All in all id say his SMV is the biggest thing.
Frame + Heigh + Above average face + NTness is everything you need tbh.
The thing that hurts me the most, is how invisible i was next to him. It’s fucking depressing to know he has friends and that he ruins their lives like this too.
I couldn’t literally do anything about it, like what am i supposed to do in that situation, i was getting mogged into other realms of reality..
In the end, i had fun only cuz i was drunk. It was brutal and i will have to do this every single weekend for the next 3 months…
So let’s make another brief introduction to his looks:
-Mid Chadlite face
-Tall, approximately 6’4
-Almost comical bideltoid, fucking enormous even untrained
-NT as FUCK, Low Inhib.
-One of the most deepest set eyes i’ve seen, crazy brow bridge.
-Not ogre, really friendly and funny.
-Has a gf
Ok so let’s start from the beginning, we are at home drinking and smoking, so he drank while i smoked and drank too.
We got drunk enough and decided to head out to the club at 2 am with all the other roommates.
We get in there and there’s not too many people tbh, but just enough to have some fun and we was drunk af too so it was even easier to have fun.
THIS IS A DISCLAIMER I WANT TO MAKE.
WHEN I DRINK AND/OR SMOKE WEED, MY EYE AREA GOES FROM A 9 TO A FUCKING 5. I GET EXTREMELY TIRED EYES AND UEE INCREASES, DARK CIRCLES COME IN HARD AF.
So we get in the dance floor and i looked at every movement he made.
I wanted to look NT so i started bumping my head up and down and moving a bit LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.
You know what he was doing? (other than towering over me so much i wanted to kill my self there and then)
He wasn’t bumping his head. He was looking around for some prays and when he sees them he looks down at us and gets closer to my hear and says “yo bro, look at those foids there, i wanna go talk to that one”
I look and guess what JFL…Spanish high HTB low stacylite, easily the best looking in the whole club that night.
So i told him “yeah bro go for it, it’s yours already lol”
He tells me “you thinks so? mhhh…”
And to let him do it, since the bitch was with 2 friends and one of them was eye fucking me, i said “ok, i’ll come with you. You talk to your one and ill take the other 2”
So we went. He went in and i couldn’t describe this foid look on her face when he approached…She looked so happy i cant even describe it.
It was like she saw her dad after 10 years of him being lost into war, or like her boyfriend just asked her to marry her.
So they start talking and bla bla, io talk to the 2 other foids (1 MTB that was eye fucking me and 1 LTB). I get instas of both and i continue talking to them while he talks to the other.
I finish talking with this bitch and look at him and guess what…he’s making out with this foid like it was nothing.
They finish, and here’s the brutal part.
Foid looks at me, and she makes the most disgusted face i’ve ever seen.
What made it fun in my head was that i’m not even ugly lol, but i think what made her react like that was that i was shorter than her.
After that we continue going around looking with foids me and him and everywhere we passed…
every.single.foid.
Looked at him like he was god. I got some looks but nothing crazy, i always get more than that but i think i was mogged so hard that i was basically a subhuman in there.
So he talks to a bit of other foids and i get a bit sad so i go back to the smoking area and smoke a cig before it was already late and we headed home.
I wasn’t actually surprised, i already knew he would do very well in there. He even told me later than he kissed other 2 foids that were even best friends lol.
All in all id say his SMV is the biggest thing.
Frame + Heigh + Above average face + NTness is everything you need tbh.
The thing that hurts me the most, is how invisible i was next to him. It’s fucking depressing to know he has friends and that he ruins their lives like this too.
I couldn’t literally do anything about it, like what am i supposed to do in that situation, i was getting mogged into other realms of reality..
In the end, i had fun only cuz i was drunk. It was brutal and i will have to do this every single weekend for the next 3 months…
