First TCAP episode

[Wallenberg]

Lol, that one predator tries to be and tells the girl to say she's 19 when he comes in, even though he knows she's 14.



@BigJimsWornOutTires

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The guy's a druggie, obviously. What goes on inside a grown man's head to believe jerking off in front of a teenager is enticing to her?

Once, I was intoxicated, many years ago. I was a little lonely. A date couldn't make it there that night. I felt abandoned. And alone. I logged onto Yahoo Chat. A user PM me by the name of OMGWtfIsThisTechnolgy15. A very unusual name, indeed. So we chatted. She said, "I'm not 18, you know."

"Ugh. I'm not 1,842 years old. Your point?" I replied.

"Are you retarded?"

"Are you a reptilian?" I was suspicious at that point.

"Yup, another retard."

I felt it was going well. So quickly, I took a private picture and sent it to her. She accepted the image and immediately replied.

"A shoe? You send me a picture of your shoe?"

"Booyah, Reptilian. I'm mocking you because you can't fit your lizard foot into that shoe."

"RETA-" as she was typing I blocked her and didn't receive the rest of her message.

I think she was trying to catfish me into a date with Chris Hansen. Which means he's a reptilian too.

 

[Wallenberg]

The guy's a druggie, obviously. What goes on inside a grown man's head to believe jerking off in front of a teenager is enticing to her?

Once, I was intoxicated, many years ago. I was a little lonely. A date couldn't make it there that night. I felt abandoned. And alone. I logged onto Yahoo Chat. A user PM me by the name of OMGWtfIsThisTechnolgy15. A very unusual name, indeed. So we chatted. She said, "I'm not 18, you know."

"Ugh. I'm not 1,842 years old. Your point?" I replied.

"Are you retarded?"

"Are you a reptilian?" I was suspicious at that point.

"Yup, another retard."

I felt it was going well. So quickly, I took a private picture and sent it to her. She accepted the image and immediately replied.

"A shoe? You send me a picture of your shoe?"

"Booyah, Reptilian. I'm mocking you because you can't fit your lizard foot into that shoe."

"RETA-" as she was typing I blocked her and didn't receive the rest of her message.

I think she was trying to catfish me into a date with Chris Hansen. Which means he's a reptilian too.

Isn't that light skin (mulatto?) woman who speaks during breaks hot

 

[Vermilioncore]

What no pussy does to a mf

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Isn't that light skin (mulatto?) woman who speaks during breaks hot

Not really.