First time smoking weed(fail)

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I was planning this for some time this is a thread about it
Thursday night i was talking with my friend and we planned to meet up at 9 30 since my dad was leaving at 9
This did not happen my dad left at 11 but it was still fine, we went to store and got some food and soda and then we got back in my house where I cooked a fast meal(this was friday so my parents still wanted me to go to school:oops:) I told my parents I'm feeling sick and went outside where we smoked it, I inhaled the first two smokes in my cheeks :forcedsmile: and then got one in my chest, my mouth was full with saliva.We got back in the house and ate, my friend started getting high while nothing happened to me😢.
It was already 2 and I was starting school at 2 20 so my dad got mad because I already missed another day from school the same week and told me he will be home in 10mins:hnghn:.I told my friend and he got up and left quick while i was cleaning up the mess.When he got home I was really paranoid that he will notice but everything was fine.
If i was high it could have been very bad,I'm so lucky that I didn't know how to inhale:forcedsmile:

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I was planning this for some time this is a thread about it
Thursday night i was talking with my friend and we planned to meet up at 9 30 since my dad was leaving at 9
This did not happen my dad left at 11 but it was still fine, we went to store and got some food and soda and then we got back in my house where I cooked a fast meal(this was friday so my parents still wanted me to go to school:oops:) I told my parents I'm feeling sick and went outside where we smoked it, I inhaled the first two smokes in my cheeks :forcedsmile: and then got one in my chest, my mouth was full with saliva.We got back in the house and ate, my friend started getting high while nothing happened to me😢.
It was already 2 and I was starting school at 2 20 so my dad got mad because I already missed another day from school the same week and told me he will be home in 10mins:hnghn:.I told my friend and he got up and left quick while i was cleaning up the mess.When he got home I was really paranoid that he will notice but everything was fine.
If i was high it could have been very bad,I'm so lucky that I didn't know how to inhale:forcedsmile:

@improve_daily @Anamnesis @Atra @LDAR_till_htn @StyIix @xzylecrey @Incelforeever @true_subhuman_here @Whiteboard7
never smoked weed before but how does one fail to inhale :KEKWlaugh:
 
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never smoked weed before but how does one fail to inhale :KEKWlaugh:
Bro I never smoked anything before😅
It saved me tho so I'm not mad
 
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How does someone fail to smoke weed? Do you struggle taking medicine aswell?
 
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For sure but have to get a better plan so my parents don't get in the way
Do it after school and say u were at the gym so ur tired. That’s what I say when ever I smoke or anything
 
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Do it after school and say u were at the gym so ur tired. That’s what I say when ever I smoke or anything
I will consider it
 
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I was planning this for some time this is a thread about it
Thursday night i was talking with my friend and we planned to meet up at 9 30 since my dad was leaving at 9
This did not happen my dad left at 11 but it was still fine, we went to store and got some food and soda and then we got back in my house where I cooked a fast meal(this was friday so my parents still wanted me to go to school:oops:) I told my parents I'm feeling sick and went outside where we smoked it, I inhaled the first two smokes in my cheeks :forcedsmile: and then got one in my chest, my mouth was full with saliva.We got back in the house and ate, my friend started getting high while nothing happened to me😢.
It was already 2 and I was starting school at 2 20 so my dad got mad because I already missed another day from school the same week and told me he will be home in 10mins:hnghn:.I told my friend and he got up and left quick while i was cleaning up the mess.When he got home I was really paranoid that he will notice but everything was fine.
If i was high it could have been very bad,I'm so lucky that I didn't know how to inhale:forcedsmile:

@improve_daily @Anamnesis @Atra @LDAR_till_htn @StyIix @xzylecrey @Incelforeever @true_subhuman_here @Whiteboard7
was the joint a fucking roach:lul::lul: how did you only get 3 hits out of it?
 
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only 2 hits bro
 
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I was planning this for some time this is a thread about it
Thursday night i was talking with my friend and we planned to meet up at 9 30 since my dad was leaving at 9
This did not happen my dad left at 11 but it was still fine, we went to store and got some food and soda and then we got back in my house where I cooked a fast meal(this was friday so my parents still wanted me to go to school:oops:) I told my parents I'm feeling sick and went outside where we smoked it, I inhaled the first two smokes in my cheeks :forcedsmile: and then got one in my chest, my mouth was full with saliva.We got back in the house and ate, my friend started getting high while nothing happened to me😢.
It was already 2 and I was starting school at 2 20 so my dad got mad because I already missed another day from school the same week and told me he will be home in 10mins:hnghn:.I told my friend and he got up and left quick while i was cleaning up the mess.When he got home I was really paranoid that he will notice but everything was fine.
If i was high it could have been very bad,I'm so lucky that I didn't know how to inhale:forcedsmile:

@improve_daily @Anamnesis @Atra @LDAR_till_htn @StyIix @xzylecrey @Incelforeever @true_subhuman_here @Whiteboard7
Cum pula mea faci rost de weed în România :ROFLMAO::feelskek:
 
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my first joints had like 0.3g in them i cant blame him :lul:
I don't understand how most of your guys first times are flower, especially now a days where at least every break, atleast one kid is in the high school bathroom cheifing a cart
 
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I was planning this for some time this is a thread about it
Thursday night i was talking with my friend and we planned to meet up at 9 30 since my dad was leaving at 9
This did not happen my dad left at 11 but it was still fine, we went to store and got some food and soda and then we got back in my house where I cooked a fast meal(this was friday so my parents still wanted me to go to school:oops:) I told my parents I'm feeling sick and went outside where we smoked it, I inhaled the first two smokes in my cheeks :forcedsmile: and then got one in my chest, my mouth was full with saliva.We got back in the house and ate, my friend started getting high while nothing happened to me😢.
It was already 2 and I was starting school at 2 20 so my dad got mad because I already missed another day from school the same week and told me he will be home in 10mins:hnghn:.I told my friend and he got up and left quick while i was cleaning up the mess.When he got home I was really paranoid that he will notice but everything was fine.
If i was high it could have been very bad,I'm so lucky that I didn't know how to inhale:forcedsmile:

@improve_daily @Anamnesis @Atra @LDAR_till_htn @StyIix @xzylecrey @Incelforeever @true_subhuman_here @Whiteboard7
Better luck the next time 👌
 
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never smoked weed before but how does one fail to inhale :KEKWlaugh:
Yeah I've only smoked cigs and inhaling is so simple and easy lol. Only smoked a few in my life though because I've seen the addiction some people I knew had
 
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Yeah I've only smoked cigs and inhaling is so simple and easy lol. Only smoked a few in my life though because I've seen the addiction some people I knew had
Good for you
 
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Did you ever try cigs? If you haven't it's probably best not to because that shit is addictive af

Weed is probably unironically safer :feelskek:
 
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Did you ever try cigs? If you haven't it's probably best not to because that shit is addictive af

Weed is probably unironically safer :feelskek:
Never smoked anything before
 
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Never smoked anything before
Stay away from cigs then. Least weed is supposed to be fun and have some neat effects from making you high, but cigs seemed like just a crippling addiction without much fun for those I knew who smoked cigs
 
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Stay away from cigs then. Least weed is supposed to be fun and have some neat effects from making you high, but cigs seemed like just a crippling addiction without much fun for those I knew who smoked cigs
Ty for the advice
 
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It was 1g and 30 euros😳
damnn you got robbed bro
I don't understand how most of your guys first times are flower, especially now a days where at least every break, atleast one kid is in the high school bathroom cheifing a cart
my first time was with edibles lol
then after that flower, i just very recently tried a thc vape for the first time and the high is kinda shit
 
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damnn you got robbed bro

my first time was with edibles lol
then after that flower, i just very recently tried a thc vape for the first time and the high is kinda shit
Yeah I only smoke a pen because of the ease it brings compared to flower honestly weed in general overrated
 
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R u not scared of being caught by your parents
 
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damnn you got robbed bro

my first time was with edibles lol
then after that flower, i just very recently tried a thc vape for the first time and the high is kinda shit
I didn't pay for it but my friend told me it's the most expensive kind🤔
 
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I was planning this for some time this is a thread about it
Thursday night i was talking with my friend and we planned to meet up at 9 30 since my dad was leaving at 9
This did not happen my dad left at 11 but it was still fine, we went to store and got some food and soda and then we got back in my house where I cooked a fast meal(this was friday so my parents still wanted me to go to school:oops:) I told my parents I'm feeling sick and went outside where we smoked it, I inhaled the first two smokes in my cheeks :forcedsmile: and then got one in my chest, my mouth was full with saliva.We got back in the house and ate, my friend started getting high while nothing happened to me😢.
It was already 2 and I was starting school at 2 20 so my dad got mad because I already missed another day from school the same week and told me he will be home in 10mins:hnghn:.I told my friend and he got up and left quick while i was cleaning up the mess.When he got home I was really paranoid that he will notice but everything was fine.
If i was high it could have been very bad,I'm so lucky that I didn't know how to inhale:forcedsmile:

@improve_daily @Anamnesis @Atra @LDAR_till_htn @StyIix @xzylecrey @Incelforeever @true_subhuman_here @Whiteboard7
how did you fail to get high on your first time...

anyway, some advice, inhale it how you would normally inhale air, keep in in your lungs for like 3 seconds (so it enters the bloodstream more effectively), then exhale

I don't smoke weed often (just when someone offers me) but it can be fun, last time I got high I was laughing with my friends on the sofa for like 10 minutes for no reason :lul::lul:
 
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how did you fail to get high on your first time...

anyway, some advice, inhale it how you would normally inhale air, keep in in your lungs for like 3 seconds (so it enters the bloodstream more effectively), then exhale

I don't smoke weed often (just when someone offers me) but it can be fun, last time I got high I was laughing with my friends on the sofa for like 10 minutes for no reason :lul::lul:
I never smoked anything before so wasn't familiar 😅
 
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