FIRST TINDER SLAY WITH FOOTAGE IN THE FIELD AND SEX TAPE (GTFIH NOT LARP)

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Mannnnnnn, I gotta slay or ima go insane
Btw sorry i cannot rep as ive had my limit for the day (@Master U retard why would u make this a thing); and yeah i have just been jerking off so much recently i decided why not try my hand on dating apps. nice to see it worked out well.
 
Suifuel, you’re caucasian or atleast white passing right? Its easy mode for slaying Asians.
 
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Suifuel, you’re caucasian or atleast white passing right? It’s easy mode for slaying Asians.
Yes white passing for some, others think I’m wasian weirdly enough? Anyway, this was done in the west too no geomaxxing required but this is probably a jbw moment
 
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next step is mtb
 
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Yeah fair she could be LTB. In person i will admit she surprisingly looked better than expected.
that could just be because you were horny af. Anyways i also saw that she was 22, did you feel any age disparity between yall or nah 😂
 
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Mirin even though I am an ugly gook. I feel a sense of admiration for you but also sexual frustration lol. I’m an Asian widefacecel who is ltn.
 
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that could just be because you were horny af. Anyways i also saw that she was 22, did you feel any age disparity between yall or nah 😂
Good point lol. Also the age disparity felt negligible due to the size difference. She thought i was a little bit older so it wasnt too bad although i was surprised that she didnt gaf about a 4 year age gap.
 
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Btw what nationality is she? My guess is Vietnamese? Usually SEA foids are easier than Korean or Japanese. Mirin regardless
 
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Mirin even though I am an ugly gook. I feel a sense of admiration for you but also sexual frustration lol. I’m an Asian widefacecel who is ltn.
This world is cold, also not to put it down on you even more but watch saint rehabs video from yesterday, its absolutely over for asian men. Heres the link:
 
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Foid from the video: https://looksmax.org/threads/got-a-...l-send-slay-tape.2351970/page-2#post-31921667


FULL VID:

COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO POST THE VIDEO ANY OTHER WAY THAN GOOGLE DRIVE. IF ANYONE HAS ANY BETTER OPTIONS LMK.

SEX PART SCROLL LOWER

BEFORE SLAY: We met up at 9 pm my time. I picked her up, and immediately I was kind of sketched out because of where she lived; I thought I was going to get shot by some Mexican or Black person JFL.

She walks up to my car and i gasped like a little cuck because she fucking scared me.

Then i walk outside my car to go hug her, instantly noticing the massive height difference between us (i am 5'11 she is 5', but i was wearing boots to get to 6'1 but tbh i didnt even fucking need it she was so tiny but had a nice ass.

She also calls me "taller than she thought" which was lifefuel :feelshah:. Anyways i bring her back to my crib, and i deadass just tell her to go to my room and she does happily, laying on the bed.:p

Then i pull out my computer and we start watching this shitty horror movie. Right away I am noticing that she is happily putting my leg in between hers and it was very close to her pussy. :soy::soy:

After about fucking 45 minutes of random dialogue and watching the movie, she starts saying,


"Would you be okay if we didnt have sex tonight? I am nervous because this is my first time having sex on the first date" :feelsuhh:

WHICH IMMEDIATELY FUCKING PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE I LITERALLY TOLD HER I WANTED TO PUT MY SEED IN HER, AND SHE SAID OKAY. NOT TO MENTION MEETING UP AT THIS TIME OF DAY. :hnghn::hnghn::rage::rage::feelsohgod:

I luckily convince her to go through with it because i could tell she wanted to have sex but was just nervous for this cock, and aqpparently it was her first time having an ONS from tinder and she felt bad or something.

LIKE ROFL U ARENT HQNP IF UR ON TINDER JUST LET ME FUCK :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::lul::lul:

SEX: Anyways, after about 20 minutes of settling down, we finally get to the sex. We start in missionary, and i had to go fucking slow af because she was giga tight and she also said i was really big.

She was moaning and it was hot af, clearly loving it. I had to go faster though, as thats like the only way i know how and its the only way to cum quicker.

So i went like 10% thrusting power, hoping to be able to speed up so i could cum and drop her ass off at home, but after I sped up for like 20 seconds, she absolutely taps out and says we need to stop

To which i reply and ask to do doggy, which i already knew wouldnt be the solution but i wanted to see that ass as well as get proof for yall via the paper i wrote on with my username to prove it isnt tales :lul:

So we switch to doggy, and oh my god, that ass was so fucking juicy—the best ass I've had so far. :LOL:

But yet again I want to speed up, and she just can't take this 6.75x5.5 for long, and we have to stop again. So massive failure tonight, but it was some decent sex while it lasted.

Anyways, thats about it. ILL BE BACK WITH A FOID 2 SOON ENOUGH BOYOS IM SLAYING NOW. DIMOCEL OUT.


@Zaied @avena @occipital @salludonlite-- @greylurker

mirin dat ass
 
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Fuck you I hope you die
 
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Foid from the video: https://looksmax.org/threads/got-a-...l-send-slay-tape.2351970/page-2#post-31921667


FULL VID:

COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO POST THE VIDEO ANY OTHER WAY THAN GOOGLE DRIVE. IF ANYONE HAS ANY BETTER OPTIONS LMK.

SEX PART SCROLL LOWER

BEFORE SLAY: We met up at 9 pm my time. I picked her up, and immediately I was kind of sketched out because of where she lived; I thought I was going to get shot by some Mexican or Black person JFL.

She walks up to my car and i gasped like a little cuck because she fucking scared me.

Then i walk outside my car to go hug her, instantly noticing the massive height difference between us (i am 5'11 she is 5', but i was wearing boots to get to 6'1 but tbh i didnt even fucking need it she was so tiny but had a nice ass.

She also calls me "taller than she thought" which was lifefuel :feelshah:. Anyways i bring her back to my crib, and i deadass just tell her to go to my room and she does happily, laying on the bed.:p

Then i pull out my computer and we start watching this shitty horror movie. Right away I am noticing that she is happily putting my leg in between hers and it was very close to her pussy. :soy::soy:

After about fucking 45 minutes of random dialogue and watching the movie, she starts saying,


"Would you be okay if we didnt have sex tonight? I am nervous because this is my first time having sex on the first date" :feelsuhh:

WHICH IMMEDIATELY FUCKING PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE I LITERALLY TOLD HER I WANTED TO PUT MY SEED IN HER, AND SHE SAID OKAY. NOT TO MENTION MEETING UP AT THIS TIME OF DAY. :hnghn::hnghn::rage::rage::feelsohgod:

I luckily convince her to go through with it because i could tell she wanted to have sex but was just nervous for this cock, and aqpparently it was her first time having an ONS from tinder and she felt bad or something.

LIKE ROFL U ARENT HQNP IF UR ON TINDER JUST LET ME FUCK :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::lul::lul:

SEX: Anyways, after about 20 minutes of settling down, we finally get to the sex. We start in missionary, and i had to go fucking slow af because she was giga tight and she also said i was really big.

She was moaning and it was hot af, clearly loving it. I had to go faster though, as thats like the only way i know how and its the only way to cum quicker.

So i went like 10% thrusting power, hoping to be able to speed up so i could cum and drop her ass off at home, but after I sped up for like 20 seconds, she absolutely taps out and says we need to stop

To which i reply and ask to do doggy, which i already knew wouldnt be the solution but i wanted to see that ass as well as get proof for yall via the paper i wrote on with my username to prove it isnt tales :lul:

So we switch to doggy, and oh my god, that ass was so fucking juicy—the best ass I've had so far. :LOL:

But yet again I want to speed up, and she just can't take this 6.75x5.5 for long, and we have to stop again. So massive failure tonight, but it was some decent sex while it lasted.

Anyways, thats about it. ILL BE BACK WITH A FOID 2 SOON ENOUGH BOYOS IM SLAYING NOW. DIMOCEL OUT.


@Zaied @avena @occipital @salludonlite-- @greylurker

Yess Ladd you actually did it yess YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
 
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Wtf:lul:

Never going into off-topic again
 
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Yess Ladd you actually did it yess YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Downloading tinder was the best decision ive ever made, finally my sex life is getting decent ill fucking take it
 
Bro come on this was a based thread its usually just a bunch of people larping about this stuff but not me :feelshah:
Sure, but to me it seems weird to post my sex tape onto a looksmaxxing forum.
I also don't really align with hookup culture and don't like to glorify it at all but you do you brother
Might just be me tho, either way this thread made me laugh so mirin:feelsgood:
 
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Sure, but to me it seems weird to post my sex tape onto a looksmaxxing forum.
I also don't really align with hookup culture and don't like to glorify it at all but you do you brother
Might just be me tho, either way this thread made me laugh so mirin:feelsgood:
Yeah good points im going to delete it soon anyway :feelsgood:
 
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