Fixing gay alien shape?

[happybread]

I have a massive gay alien head and I'm wondering if I could fix it by sleeping on the ground, this would either give me brain damage or deform my bones due to the pressure on the back of the head. Anyone got any tips to fix or to fraud a gay alien head?

 

[Deleted member 10330]

I have a massive gay alien head and I'm wondering if I could fix it by sleeping on the ground, this would either give me brain damage or deform my bones due to the pressure on the back of the head. Anyone got any tips to fix or to fraud a gay alien head?

Too late. Blame your parents for not doing it when you were a baby. Grow hair out perhaps

 

[warpsociety]

bonesmash, SARMs, workout supplements, play football/rugby/similar, bearmode

 

[happybread]

Too late. Blame your parents for not doing it when you were a baby. Grow hair out perhaps

Would a mullet help frauding?

 

[Deleted member 10330]

Would a mullet help frauding?

JFL. Grow it out like a normal person you attention whore.

 

[warpsociety]

bonesmash, SARMs, workout supplements, play football/rugby/similar, bearmode

Also most effective bonesmashing method is football/rugby and fighting your friends with face punches. Let yourself get pummeled and toughen up. Not punching yourself alone

 

[happybread]

JFL. Grow it out like a normal person you attention whore.

Just need to cut less hair on the back right?

 

[happybread]

Also most effective bonesmashing method is football/rugby and fighting your friends with face punches. Let yourself get pummeled and toughen up. Not punching yourself alone

Im 5ft6, gay alien, recessed, got nothing to lose, Im gonma befriend some gypsies

 

[Deleted member 10330]

Just need to cut less hair on the back right?

??? no. Everywhere or death. Why would you want to looksmin a mullet anyway? I hope you're chadlite + or people will laugh at you.

 

[happybread]

??? no. Everywhere or death. Why would you want to looksmin a mullet anyway? I hope you're chadlite + or people will laugh at you.

Im not saying redneck mullet, just cutting the sides and leave the back to grow

 

[Deleted member 10330]

Im not saying redneck mullet, just cutting the sides and leave the back to grow

COPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just grow it all out you idiot

 

[Lolcel]

Hairfrauding
Neck training (especially from the back)

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Hairfrauding
Neck training (especially from the back)