JFL Florida man™ wrestles with snake (and wins)

[Deleted member 51576]

The balls on this guy, lol. I would never in a million years get close to a python that massive

 

[Deleted member 33711]

And you call yourself a crusader.

 

[Deleted member 51576]

And you call yourself a crusader.

Nigga give me a gun and I’ll pop a cap in that bish, or a sword and I’ll behead it—not my bare hands

 

[Deleted member 33711]

Easy money for him though, you can cash in on pythons in the everglades.

 

[Deleted member 65192]

The balls on this guy, lol. I would never in a million years get close to a python that massive

I’ve seen Indians catch the most venomous snakes in earth with plastic coke bottles, shit crazy mane

 

[Deleted member 51576]

Easy money for him though, you can cash in on pythons in the everglades.

Ohh is that why he caught it? How much does the government pay?

 

[Deleted member 70686]

I’ve seen Indians catch the most venomous snakes in earth with plastic coke bottles, shit crazy mane

You are my sunshine

 

[Deleted member 33711]

Ohh is that why he caught it? How much does the government pay?

Depends on the length but it could range for $50-300, nothing too crazy. And yes, tons of hunters get licensed in order to take out burmese pythons as they’re invasive to the Everglades.

 

[Deleted member 51576]

Depends on the length but it could range for $50-300, nothing too crazy. And yes, tons of hunters get licensed in order to take out burmese pythons as they’re invasive to the Everglades.

Wow, so you can make a good living out of hunting them. Me personally, I’d just take a rifle and wage jihad on these hoes

 

[Deleted member 33711]

Wow, so you can make a good living out of hunting them. Me personally, I’d just take a rifle and wage jihad on these hoes

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Iguana hunters here use metal BB pellets for them as it works very well, I’m actually not sure they allow actual guns to hunt with here.

 

[Deleted member 51576]

Iguana hunters here use metal BB pellets for them as it works very well, I’m actually not sure they allow actual guns to hunt with here.

Are iguanas dangerous??

 

[Deleted member 49341]

litreally the weapon i'd use if i was getting paid for 'taking care' of those snakes

 

[Deleted member 33711]

Are iguanas dangerous??

Not to humans they’re just invasive and cause imbalance to the ecosystem here.

 

[Deleted member 33711]

litreally the weapon i'd use if i was getting paid for 'taking care' of those snakes
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Could probably get away with using a machete to hunt them

 

[Deleted member 51576]

litreally the weapon i'd use if i was getting paid for 'taking care' of those snakes
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M-60 is good but too heavy and impractical. I’m pulling up with AK’s and extendo-clips

 

[Deleted member 72783]

Florida mfs are built different

 

[Deleted member 51576]

Florida mfs are built different

Bruh these animals look like they’re from a different planet what the hell

 

[Deleted member 49341]

M-60 is good but too heavy and impractical. I’m pulling up with AK’s and extendo-clips

that's m249

 

[Deleted member 51576]

that's m249

Whatever nigga

 

[Deleted member 72783]

Bruh these animals look like they’re from a different planet what the hell

This mf walks around the florida everglades and amazon rainforest barefoot looking for pythons and anacondas

 

[Deleted member 33711]

Florida mfs are built different

white people shit

 

[Deleted member 49341]

Whatever nigga

I’m white

 

[Deleted member 51576]

I’m white

Whatever faggot

 

[Deleted member 49341]

Whatever faggot

I’m a woman

 

[Deleted member 65192]

Could probably get away with using a machete to hunt them

In Texas there is absolutely 0 limitations and regulations on all invasive species. That’s why we have people using tannerite bullets in hogs out here

 

[Deleted member 51576]

In Texas there is absolutely 0 limitations and regulations on all invasive species. That’s why we have people using tannerite bullets in hogs out here

Wild boars are terrifying creatures. They will eat you alive unlike domesticated pigs who will wait until you die to eat you

 

[Deleted member 19957]

I'd put that mofo on my jacket and my duffle bag

 

[Yliaster]

"The Balls on this guy" that's an average size Python you see everyday in Florida

Try that with an Anaconda if you wanna impress me

 

[Deleted member 51576]

"The Balls on this guy" that's an average size Python you see everyday in Florida

Try that with an Anaconda if you wanna impress me


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The guy in a tik tok a few replies above did catch a big anaconda and it didn’t seem to cause much trouble. Is that really an average python in Florida?! Do they actively hunt children and pets??

 

[Deleted member 33711]

The guy in a tik tok a few replies above did catch a big anaconda and it didn’t seem to cause much trouble. Is that really an average python in Florida?! Do they actively hunt children and pets??

Pets yes, children no. Alligators seem more dangerous tbh

 

[Deleted member 51576]

Pets yes, children no. Alligators seem more dangerous tbh

My God can you imagine being eaten alive by an alligator? Fucking hell

 

[Yliaster]

Is that really an average python in Florida?! Do they actively hunt children and pets??

Yes

Anacondas squeeze is described as the equivalent of being crushed by a Bus,they easily crush bones
and eat 30% of their body mass.

 

[Deleted member 33711]

My God can you imagine being eaten alive by an alligator? Fucking hell

Horrible way to go out… at least alligators are passive 99% of the time though. This case is even more brutal, it had the upper half of a human in its mouth https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/florida-alligator-spotted-body-mouth.amp

 

[Deleted member 51576]

Yes

Anacondas squeeze is described as the equivalent of being crushed by a Bus,they easily crush bones
and eat 30% of their body mass.

A Glock is all I need—empty the clip straight into to the dome of that big bish and send it back to the pits of hell it came from

 

[Deleted member 33711]

A Glock is all I need—empty the clip straight into to the dome of that big bish and send it back to the pits of hell it came from

ты живешь в россии?

 

[Deleted member 51576]

Horrible way to go out… at least alligators are passive 99% of the time though. This case is even more brutal, it had the upper half of a human in its mouth https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/florida-alligator-spotted-body-mouth.amp

Man what the hellllll. The scary thing about these things is that they run fast as hell. They’re not even slow

 

[Deleted member 51576]

ты живешь в россии?

Нет, на западе братан

 

[Deleted member 33711]

Нет, на западе братан

us?

 

[Deleted member 65192]

My God can you imagine being eaten alive by an alligator? Fucking hell

I fuckin hate alligators, they’ll eat anything, sometimes just kill and not even eat. Dogs, turtles humans.

I eat them any chance I get, alligator tastes like a combo of beef and shrimp to me

 

[Deleted member 51576]

us?

что это такое??

 

[Deleted member 33711]

что это такое??

united states

 

[Deleted member 51576]

I fuckin hate alligators, they’ll eat anything, sometimes just kill and not even eat. Dogs, turtles humans.

I eat them any chance I get, alligator tastes like a combo of beef and shrimp to me

Man that’s disgusting though. You’re eating something that eats anything. Whatever the alligator ate permeates into its own flesh and all of the toxins and poisons of the diseased flesh they consume will translate over to its meat.

 

[Deleted member 65192]

A Glock is all I need—empty the clip straight into to the dome of that big bish and send it back to the pits of hell it came from

I’m the United States what people do when hunting it is harpoon it like a whale so it can’t dive away and then pull the boat close and shoot it

I think the hunting season for them in Texas is the fall-early winter but you’re only allowed to kill one. But when they weigh 800 pounds its fair enough

 

[Deleted member 65192]

Man that’s disgusting though. You’re eating something that eats anything. Whatever the alligator ate permeates into its own flesh and all of the toxins and poisons of the diseased flesh they consume will translate over to its meat.

They’re farms here, but many people also hunt and eat them, as long as the water is clean the alligator should be too

 

[Deleted member 51576]

united states

Yes I am trying to infiltrate the U.S. government, for the glory of mother Russia