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good commentFree will doesn't exist in Islam
0.2 Hating the Qadariyyah (People who believe in free will)
- Muhammad swears by Allah, that the writing of destiny will not allow somebody destined for hell to go to heaven and vice versa
- Adam says his mistakes were predetermined by Allah before he was created
- With Allah’s approval, Khidr kills a young boy for crimes the boy was destined to commit, had he grown up
- Allah Instructs an Angel to write the deeds, death, fortune, misfortune and livelihood of a person while they’re in the womb
- Allah says every living soul has been assigned paradise or assigned hell
- Allah says he determined all of the measures of creation 50,000 years before creation
- Allah says nothing will happen except what Allah decreed
- Allah says there is no calamity that wasn’t already recorded in his Book before happening———————————————————————————
0.3 Allah is the reason for disbelief
- Muhammad says to ignore sick Ahlul Qadariyyah and don’t attend their funerals
- Imam Malik says to fight the Qadariyyah
- Islam is a misogynistic religion despite muslims saying it's a feminist religion (although muslims from this website preach and love Islam for being misogynistic, jfl even muzzlims don't know what to believe in)
- Allah seals disbelievers from belief
- Allah causes people to be astray
- Allah chooses which people he wants to believe or disbelieve
- Allah guides whomever he wants to be guided
Restrictive female dress code
Female subservience to men
- The Qur’anic Hijab demands women cover their faces
- The hijab causes a woman to be unrecognisable
- Muhammad curses women who artificially extend their hair
- Muhammad curses women who remove hair from their faces for beautification
- Umar harasses muhammad’s wife for not being veiled
- Muhammad curses the woman who plucks her eyebrows———————————————————————————
Wifebeating
- Allah says righteous women are devoutly obedient to their husbands
- Allah affirms that men are degrees above women
- A Wife must always be available for sex or she gets cursed by angels
- Muhammad deems it appropriate for a wife to prostrate to her husband
- Muhammad says a wife must fulfill her husband’s desire for intimacy even if she is on a camel saddle
- Women must rely on the men in their lives to choose their husbands for them
- Muhammad says a woman cannot keep voluntary Fasts without the husband’s permission
- Muhammad says women cannot let anyone enter the home without her husband’s permission
- Muhammad says silence is consent———————————————————————————
Islam worsened women’s rights in arabia
- Allah prescribes wifebeating
- Muhammad says, don’t beat your wives too harshly if you plan on having sex with her later on
- Sahaba beats his wife so hard that her skin turns green, Muhammad doesn’t admonish him
- Muhammad says a man should not be questioned as to why he beat his wife
- Muhammad says a man will not be questioned on the day of judgement about why he beat his wife
- Muhammad commands wife beating to emboldened wives
- Umar tells a man to beat his wife
- Muhammad at the farewell sermon commands wife beating
- Muhammad hits Aisha in the chest, which hurts her———————————————————————————
Female Intellectual Deficiency
- Aisha says, no women suffer as much as the believing women(due to violent husbands)
- Aisha says Muhammad has made women equal to Dogs
- Umar’s triple talaq
- Halala
- Muhammad says a woman who arranges her own marriage is an Adulteress———————————————————————————
Women should not be in Rulership
- Muhammad says women are mentally deficient
- Allah says the witness of a woman is half of a man’s
- Muhammad says the witness of a woman is half of a man’s———————————————————————————
Polygamy
- Muhammad says women can never be successful Rulers of nations———————————————————————————
Female Objectification:
- Allah permits polygamy up to 4 wives
- Muhammad has 9+ wives———————————————————————————
Female Impiety
- Pious muslim men get big breasted hooris in heaven
- Allah says wives are like a plantation area for their husbands———————————————————————————
Misogyny in Slave manumission:
- most people in hell will be women
- Muhammad says Women will be a minority in Paradise
- Muhammad says there are many perfect men but few perfect women
- Muhammad says there’s an Evil Omen in women
- Muhammad looks at a random woman, gets horny then blames women for being like devils
- Muhammad calls women naturally deficient in religion———————————————————————————
Travel Restrictions
- Muhammad says Male slaves should be freed before Female slaves
- Muhammad says freeing two women is as beneficial as freeing one man———————————————————————————
- Mistreatment of non-muslims
- Muhammad says its unlawful for a woman to go on a day’s journey without a Mahram
- Muhammad prohibits women from going out at night unless accompanied by a Mahram
Muslim Supremacism
Disrespect to disbelievers
- Allah says muslims are the best people
- Muhammad says muslims don’t need to be put to death for murdering a kafir, but a kafir must be put to death for murdering a muslim.———————————————————————————
Hatred Towards Jews and Christians
- Allah says be harsh with the disbelievers, but gentle with muslims
- Muhammad forbids Greeting non muslims first
- Muhammad recommends pushing non muslims to the narrowest part of the road
- Allah says don’t be friends with unbelievers rather than believers
- Allah calls polytheists Unclean———————————————————————————
Offensive Jihad and Fighting Disbelievers/Killing Apostates and Blasphemers
- Allah says that people of the book who disbelieve are the worst of creatures
- Allah says that Jews are among the most vehement in hostility to Muslims along with pagans
- Allah says if you obey a Jew or Christian they will make you disbelievers
- Allah calls Jews and Christians deluded
- Muhammad destroyed Christian crosses———————————————————————————
Allah’s punishment for not believing him
- Allah orders Muhammad to keep fighting people until they become muslim
- Muhammad says, in order to secure your life and property from him you must become muslim, pray and pay zakat
- Muhammad vows to expel jews and christians from Arabia
- Allah says fight the disbelieving Jews and Christians until they pay the Jizya in humility
- Muhammad tells his generals to fight against those who disbelieve in Allah if they do not convert or pay the Jizya
- Allah says its okay to break treaties without proof of treachery
- Muhammad commands that anyone who leaves islam be killed
- Muhammad promises a great reward to the executioner of Apostates
- Muhammad prophecises Jewish Genocide
- The gates of Jannah are in the shade of the sword
- Muhammad brags about terrorizing disbelievers
- Muhammad says the best deed is Jihad
- If a Muslim lives his life without fighting or wanting to fight Jihad is considered to have the quality of hypocrisy
- Muhammad says “they are from them” in response to his army killing women and children in raids
- Muhammad says a believer who kills a disbeliever will never be in hell———————————————————————————
Destroying Holy Objects of other Religions
- Allah says all non muslims will be losers in the afterlife———————————————————————————
Islam allows slavery and Muhammad (the most moral man of all time according to muzzlims) had many slaves JFL
- Muhammad destroyed Christian crosses
- Muhammad asks his companions to destroy a pagan temple, they do in addition to killing all the people there. Muhammad praises them
- Muhammad destroys 360 pagan idols around the Kaaba
Allah’s opinion of Slaves
Muhammad had no problem using slaves
Muhammad’s Black Slaves
Muhammad does not always support the freeing of slaves
- Muhammad trades 2 black slaves for one other slave
- Muhammad had a black slave called Anjasha
- Muhammad was gifted a black slave called Midam
Islam permits Sex slavery
- Muhammad says its better to gift a slave to someone else than to free the slave
- Muhammad gets angry that someone freed too many slaves just before dying, and re enslaves some of them
Islam permits Raping female war captives
- Muhammad is caught cheating on his wives with his slave, and Allah comes to the rescue.
- Sahabah asks Muhammad if he can ejaculate inside his slave girl and muhammad says yes
- Muhammad permits selling your slave girls even if they mother your children
- Sahabah says we get slave girls from female war captives
Islam permits Paedophilia
- Muhammad permits his sahabah to rape war captive women
- Ali enslaves and rapes a war captive girl
- Allah says you can have sex with female war captives, even if they are married because being captured annuls their marriage
- Muhammad says don’t worry about impregnating female war captives, if it happens then it was destined
Islam commands Homophobia
- Muhammad married 6y/o Aisha and has sexual intercourse with her at 9y/o
- Allah explains how to divorce prepubescent girls———————————————————————————
Islamic animal cruelty
- Allah says homosexuality is a transgression
- Muhammad curses effeminate men and masculine women, and says: kick them out of your houses
- Muhammad says to kill the homosexual who has participated in homosexual intercourse———————————————————————————
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Dogs
Miscellaneous
- Muhammad ordered that dogs[in madina]be killed
- Muhammad says black dogs are the devil
- Muhammad says if Allah didn’t create dogs, then he would kill all of them, then commands to kill black dogs
Allah punishes people for crimes they haven’t committed.
- Muhammad expresses disgust at Geckos and commands that they be killed
- Muhammad says, if a man commits bestiality, then the animal should be killed along with the man
- Muhammad commands salamanders be killed, because one salamander a long time ago blew on the fire of abraham
- Muhammad says Jesus will come back to kill pigs among other things
- Muhammad says kill all snakes——————————————————————————-
Faith over Family
- With Allah’s approval, Khidr kills a young boy for crimes the boy was destined to commit, had he grown up——————————————————————————
IMPORTANT: Islam as a tool of Political Control
- Allah says don’t ally with your family, if they are disbelievers
- Allah says no Believer has affection for someone who opposes Muhammad and Allah, even if they are fathers, sons or brothers———————————————————————————
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Commands of Absolute Obedience to the Religion
The Ruling Class is Muhammad’s tribe
- Allah says the true believer only says “We Hear and We Obey” in response to muhammad and allah’s judgements
- Allah says a believer should not have any choice about their affairs if Allah and muhammad have made their decision on a matter
- Allah says True Believers fully submit to every judgement of Muhammad’s———————————————————————————
Using Religion to keep the masses obedient to the Ruling Class
- Muhammad says Authority of Rulership will always belong to Quraish———————————————————————————
Killing dissenters, blasphemers, and mockers
- Muhammad says Listen to and Obey your Ruler even if he has the heart of a devil and Flogs your back and Steals your wealth
- Muhammad says muslims must obey their rulers whether they like it or not unless the Ruler’s order contradicts Islam
- Muhammad says whoever disobeys his Ruler, disobeys muhammad
- Muhammad says be obedient to your Ruler even if the Ruler is being unfair to you
- Muhammad says obey your Ruler even if they are not giving you what is due to you———————————————————————————
Scientific/Historical Inaccuracies and errors
- Muhammad commands to kill Asma’ bint Marwan for making a poem mocking him
- Muhammad acquits a man who killed his concubine for insulting Muhammad
- Muhammad commands his sahabah to kill a poet who insulted him
- Muhammad commands to kill a Jewish poet who mocked him———————————————————————————
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Islamic Medicine and human Biology
Islamic Atmospheric Mechanics
- Muhammad says eating the fat from a bedouin sheep cures Sciatica
- Allah doesn’t know where semen is made
- Allah says he made humans from Clay derived from black mud
- Allah says he made humans from dust
- Muhammad says asking Allah to cure a sick person 7 times will always cause the sick person to be cured, except at the time of death
- Muhammad says eating 7 Ajwa dates in the morning protects you from poison for 1 day
- Muhammad says black cumin heals all diseases except death
- Muhammad says Camel urine is a medicine
- Muhammad recommends dipping both wings of a fly in your drink
- Muhammad says there are no contagious diseases
- Muhammad thought exorcisms would help treat poisonous stings
- Allah says Adam, the first human was ~98 feet tall
- Muhammad recommends honey for diarrhea not knowing it is a laxative and worsens the problem
- Muhammad says that a child resembles whichever parent orgasms first
- Muhammad says a fever comes from the fire of hell———————————————————————————
Islamic Oceanography
- Allah says he holds the sky up with pillars we cannot see
- Disregarding evaporation, Allah claims that water comes from him sending it from the sky
- The only reason why birds can fly is because Allah holds them up———————————————————————————
Islamic Astronomy
- Allah denies the existence of transitory Brackish waters, insisting there is a “prohibiting partition” between a salty sea and a freshwater sea———————————————————————————
Islamic Weather Mechanics
- Allah says stars are his anti-demon missiles
- Muhammad says that shooting stars are anti-demon missiles
- Muhammad splits the moon in to two pieces
- Allah says the sun sets in a warm spring / muddy pool
- Muhammad says the sun sets in a warm spring / muddy pool
- Allah says the sun has a stopping point
- The sun asks permission to rise after the sun sets
- Allah physically descends down to the earth at the last third of the night
- The moon follows the sun———————————————————————————
Islamic mathematics
- Muhammad says the seasons are from Hell breathing
- Ibn Abbas affirms the OT saying that the rainbow is a reminder of the covenant with Noah
- Lightning is Allah smiting disbelievers, and thunder is praising him———————————————————————————
Islamic Historical Errors
LITTLE BONUS: Fantastical Beliefs.
- Allah asserts that Christians believe that Mary is a divinity to be worshiped
- Allah claims that Jews believe that Ezra is the son of god
- Allah claims that no one had the name John before John the Baptist
- Allah claims The Pharaoh crucified subjects, despite crucifixion being only invented a thousand of years later by Romans
- Muhammad claims that Abraham and Solomon lived within 40 years of each other
- With no proof, and ignoring historical proof, Allah claims that Jesus never said to worship him———————————————————————————
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Sentient Trees and Stones
Mythical Creatures
- Muhammad says there will be talking trees and stones
- Muhammad says a stone robbed Moses’ clothes and ran away———————————————————————————
The Dark Arts
- Muhammad flew to heaven and back on a horselike creature———————————————————————————
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- Muhammad says the Evil Eye is a fact
- Allah believes in Magic
- Muhammad says eating 7 ajwa dates in the morning protects you from Magic that day
- Muhammad believes he was bewitched to think he had sex with his wives
Islamic Demonology
Therianthropy
- Allah says he made Jinns out of smokeless fire
- Poop and bones are provisions for the muslim Jinns
- Sleeping through fajr means Satan urinated in your ears
- Satan farts into the general direction of the Azaan and propels himself away
- A donkey Breys when it sees satan
- Muhammad says Satan eats our food leftovers
- Muhammad says newborns cry because Satan goes around Pricking them———————————————————————————
Muslim Animals
- Allah transforms Jewish Sabbath breakers into Apes
- Allah will transform certain types of sinners into Monkeys and pigs
- Muhammad refuses to eat a Lizard because it might be a Jew that Allah transformed into a Lizard
- Muhammad says some Israelites were transformed into rats———————————————————————————
4.7 Islamic Afterlife
- Muhammad says Arabian Horses are permitted to pray to Allah to make them the dearest possession of their owner———————————————————————————
Heaven
Hell
- Jannah contains big breasted houris for pious muslim men
- Allah says Heaven will contain rivers of wine, milk and honey
- Muhammad says a tree in Heaven is the source of the River Nile and Euphrates
False Prophecies by muhammad (muslims only show the 1 true one and forget his false ones lmao)
- Muhammad says Allah will guide thirsty Jews and Christians to a Mirage in which they will fall through and into the Hellfire———————————————————————————
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Bad Qur’anic Preservation
- Muhammad looks at a boy and says he won’t grow very old before the Last Hour comes
- Muhammad points at a slave and says he wont reach geriatric age before the Last Hour comes
- Muhammad says that the Last Hour won’t arrive until an extinct tribe goes around a destroyed Kaaba copy
- Muhammad claims that all life will be dead in 100 years
- Muhammad says that the Last Hour and Dajjal would come when the Muslims fight the Romans———————————————————————————
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Unreliability of Muhammad’s memory
Missing Text:
- Muhammad forgets some verses of some surahs———————————————————————————
Disagreements between the sahaba about Qur’anic compilation
- Allah says forgotten verses are replaced
- Umar says the Verse of Stoning is missing from the Qur’an
- Sahaba says there are two Missing Surahs from the Qur’an
- Umar says Ubayy was the best Quran reciter, but they left out some of what he recites from the Quran.
- Umar says the verse of stoning is missing from the Qur’an
- Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 26:214 is missing
- Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 18:79 is missing
- Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 2:198 is missing
- Aisha says the verse of breastfeeding is missing from the Qur’an
- Abu Musa al Ash’ari says that they have forgotten a surah as long as Surah Tawbah *Ubayy ibn Ka’ab says that Surah Al-Ahzab used to be a long as Baqarah———————————————————————————
Changed verses in the Quran
- Zayd Ibn Thabit and the Quraish disagree about the correct writing of a word in Surah Ahzab
- Muhammad’s top Qur’an reciter, Ibn Masud angrily opposes Abu Bakr and Zaid’s compilation
- Hafiz Alqama, student of Muhammad’s top Qur’an reciter says there is a mistake in the compilation of surah Layl
- Sahabi Abu Darda says there is a mistake in the compilation of Surah Layl———————————————————————————
Quran si just another copy of old religions books lol
- An important distinction for Ramadan was missing from the first version, so it was revealed again with the distinction “of dawn”———————————————————————————
7.1 Jewish Talmud
7.2 Quran Adopting Legends
- Allah confuses his revelation with Mishnah Sanheddrin
- Allah narrates a Jewish legend of Solomon hearing an ant———————————————————————————
JFL: Allah uses the last message to mankind to solve Muhammad’s personal problems:
- Allah narrates a myth about jesus speaking in the cradle from the Syrian Infancy Gospel
- Allah narrates a Syriac epic about Alexander the Great finding the place where the sun sets———————————————————————————
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8.1 Trivial Issues
8.2 Sex
8.3 Allah giving threats on behalf of Muhammad
- Aisha says Allah seems to hurry in pleasing Muhammad
- Allah abolishes adoption so muhammad can marry his adopted son’s ex-wife
- Allah gives muhammad special marriage privileges
- Allah in the nick of time allows Muhammad and other Muslims to break oaths of abstinence to their wives———————————————————————————
- Allah keeps Muhammad’s wives in line by threatening double punishment
- Allah curses a man for all time due to him cursing Muhammad———————————————————————————
Arts
Food
- Prohibition on Visual Arts depicting living creatures
- Musical instruments prohibition
- Ibn Abbas interprets Quran 31:6 as meaning that Astronomy, Mathematics and Singing are the mere pastimes that lead away from Allah———————————————————————————
Business
- Allah instates Dhabiha meat restriction
- Allah instates a Pork prohibition
- Allah prohibits alcoholic beverages
- Eating with the left hand is forbidden
- Muhammad forbids eating Donkey Meat
- Muhammad forbids the eating of any fanged animal
- Prohibition on eating a bird that possesses Talons———————————————————————————
Fashion
- Interest Prohibition
- Gambling Prohibition———————————————————————————
Social Life
- Obligatory Beard
- Obligatory Hijab
- Muhammad says moustaches are to be trimmed closely
- Trousers below ankles are discouraged
- gold prohibited
- Silk prohibited
- Muhammad recommends white clothes
- Prophet Muhammad explains in which order to wear and remove your sandals———————————————————————————
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- Muhammad says dont laugh too much
- No Handshaking with women
- Allah bans alcoholic drinks
- Muhammad says its unlawful for a woman to go on a day’s journey without a Mahram
- Muhammad prohibits women from going out at night unless accompanied by a Mahram
- Muhammad forbids laughing at Farts
- Muhammad says that if you play backgammon it is like putting your hand in the flesh of swine
Reclining Etiquette
Toilet Rules
- prohibition on lying on your back with your feet on top of each other———————————————————————————
Hajj
- Muhammad says wipe your anus an odd number of times
- Muhammad prohibits touching your penis with your right hand when in the toilet area———————————————————————————
Pagan traditions
- Abu Raja says that they used to preform Tawaf (circumabulation) around stones
- Umar admits that the black stone is ordinary and that he only does it because of Muhammad
- Two companions discuss Safa and Marwa, and admit that they used to dislike the idea of running between Safa and Marwa
- Ihram was a ritual clothing for worshipping Manat
- Muhammad claims that if you kiss and caress the black stone the right way it will intercede on your behalf on the day of judgement
- Kaaba was a pagan temple
- Muhammad originally wanted to destroy the Kaaba
Sounds based. But Muslims are low IQFree will doesn't exist in Islam
0.2 Hating the Qadariyyah (People who believe in free will)
- Muhammad swears by Allah, that the writing of destiny will not allow somebody destined for hell to go to heaven and vice versa
- Adam says his mistakes were predetermined by Allah before he was created
- With Allah’s approval, Khidr kills a young boy for crimes the boy was destined to commit, had he grown up
- Allah Instructs an Angel to write the deeds, death, fortune, misfortune and livelihood of a person while they’re in the womb
- Allah says every living soul has been assigned paradise or assigned hell
- Allah says he determined all of the measures of creation 50,000 years before creation
- Allah says nothing will happen except what Allah decreed
- Allah says there is no calamity that wasn’t already recorded in his Book before happening———————————————————————————
0.3 Allah is the reason for disbelief
- Muhammad says to ignore sick Ahlul Qadariyyah and don’t attend their funerals
- Imam Malik says to fight the Qadariyyah
- Islam is a misogynistic religion despite muslims saying it's a feminist religion (although muslims from this website preach and love Islam for being misogynistic, jfl even muzzlims don't know what to believe in)
- Allah seals disbelievers from belief
- Allah causes people to be astray
- Allah chooses which people he wants to believe or disbelieve
- Allah guides whomever he wants to be guided
Restrictive female dress code
Female subservience to men
- The Qur’anic Hijab demands women cover their faces
- The hijab causes a woman to be unrecognisable
- Muhammad curses women who artificially extend their hair
- Muhammad curses women who remove hair from their faces for beautification
- Umar harasses muhammad’s wife for not being veiled
- Muhammad curses the woman who plucks her eyebrows———————————————————————————
Wifebeating
- Allah says righteous women are devoutly obedient to their husbands
- Allah affirms that men are degrees above women
- A Wife must always be available for sex or she gets cursed by angels
- Muhammad deems it appropriate for a wife to prostrate to her husband
- Muhammad says a wife must fulfill her husband’s desire for intimacy even if she is on a camel saddle
- Women must rely on the men in their lives to choose their husbands for them
- Muhammad says a woman cannot keep voluntary Fasts without the husband’s permission
- Muhammad says women cannot let anyone enter the home without her husband’s permission
- Muhammad says silence is consent———————————————————————————
Islam worsened women’s rights in arabia
- Allah prescribes wifebeating
- Muhammad says, don’t beat your wives too harshly if you plan on having sex with her later on
- Sahaba beats his wife so hard that her skin turns green, Muhammad doesn’t admonish him
- Muhammad says a man should not be questioned as to why he beat his wife
- Muhammad says a man will not be questioned on the day of judgement about why he beat his wife
- Muhammad commands wife beating to emboldened wives
- Umar tells a man to beat his wife
- Muhammad at the farewell sermon commands wife beating
- Muhammad hits Aisha in the chest, which hurts her———————————————————————————
Female Intellectual Deficiency
- Aisha says, no women suffer as much as the believing women(due to violent husbands)
- Aisha says Muhammad has made women equal to Dogs
- Umar’s triple talaq
- Halala
- Muhammad says a woman who arranges her own marriage is an Adulteress———————————————————————————
Women should not be in Rulership
- Muhammad says women are mentally deficient
- Allah says the witness of a woman is half of a man’s
- Muhammad says the witness of a woman is half of a man’s———————————————————————————
Polygamy
- Muhammad says women can never be successful Rulers of nations———————————————————————————
Female Objectification:
- Allah permits polygamy up to 4 wives
- Muhammad has 9+ wives———————————————————————————
Female Impiety
- Pious muslim men get big breasted hooris in heaven
- Allah says wives are like a plantation area for their husbands———————————————————————————
Misogyny in Slave manumission:
- most people in hell will be women
- Muhammad says Women will be a minority in Paradise
- Muhammad says there are many perfect men but few perfect women
- Muhammad says there’s an Evil Omen in women
- Muhammad looks at a random woman, gets horny then blames women for being like devils
- Muhammad calls women naturally deficient in religion———————————————————————————
Travel Restrictions
- Muhammad says Male slaves should be freed before Female slaves
- Muhammad says freeing two women is as beneficial as freeing one man———————————————————————————
- Mistreatment of non-muslims
- Muhammad says its unlawful for a woman to go on a day’s journey without a Mahram
- Muhammad prohibits women from going out at night unless accompanied by a Mahram
Muslim Supremacism
Disrespect to disbelievers
- Allah says muslims are the best people
- Muhammad says muslims don’t need to be put to death for murdering a kafir, but a kafir must be put to death for murdering a muslim.———————————————————————————
Hatred Towards Jews and Christians
- Allah says be harsh with the disbelievers, but gentle with muslims
- Muhammad forbids Greeting non muslims first
- Muhammad recommends pushing non muslims to the narrowest part of the road
- Allah says don’t be friends with unbelievers rather than believers
- Allah calls polytheists Unclean———————————————————————————
Offensive Jihad and Fighting Disbelievers/Killing Apostates and Blasphemers
- Allah says that people of the book who disbelieve are the worst of creatures
- Allah says that Jews are among the most vehement in hostility to Muslims along with pagans
- Allah says if you obey a Jew or Christian they will make you disbelievers
- Allah calls Jews and Christians deluded
- Muhammad destroyed Christian crosses———————————————————————————
Allah’s punishment for not believing him
- Allah orders Muhammad to keep fighting people until they become muslim
- Muhammad says, in order to secure your life and property from him you must become muslim, pray and pay zakat
- Muhammad vows to expel jews and christians from Arabia
- Allah says fight the disbelieving Jews and Christians until they pay the Jizya in humility
- Muhammad tells his generals to fight against those who disbelieve in Allah if they do not convert or pay the Jizya
- Allah says its okay to break treaties without proof of treachery
- Muhammad commands that anyone who leaves islam be killed
- Muhammad promises a great reward to the executioner of Apostates
- Muhammad prophecises Jewish Genocide
- The gates of Jannah are in the shade of the sword
- Muhammad brags about terrorizing disbelievers
- Muhammad says the best deed is Jihad
- If a Muslim lives his life without fighting or wanting to fight Jihad is considered to have the quality of hypocrisy
- Muhammad says “they are from them” in response to his army killing women and children in raids
- Muhammad says a believer who kills a disbeliever will never be in hell———————————————————————————
Destroying Holy Objects of other Religions
- Allah says all non muslims will be losers in the afterlife———————————————————————————
Islam allows slavery and Muhammad (the most moral man of all time according to muzzlims) had many slaves JFL
- Muhammad destroyed Christian crosses
- Muhammad asks his companions to destroy a pagan temple, they do in addition to killing all the people there. Muhammad praises them
- Muhammad destroys 360 pagan idols around the Kaaba
Allah’s opinion of Slaves
Muhammad had no problem using slaves
Muhammad’s Black Slaves
Muhammad does not always support the freeing of slaves
- Muhammad trades 2 black slaves for one other slave
- Muhammad had a black slave called Anjasha
- Muhammad was gifted a black slave called Midam
Islam permits Sex slavery
- Muhammad says its better to gift a slave to someone else than to free the slave
- Muhammad gets angry that someone freed too many slaves just before dying, and re enslaves some of them
Islam permits Raping female war captives
- Muhammad is caught cheating on his wives with his slave, and Allah comes to the rescue.
- Sahabah asks Muhammad if he can ejaculate inside his slave girl and muhammad says yes
- Muhammad permits selling your slave girls even if they mother your children
- Sahabah says we get slave girls from female war captives
Islam permits Paedophilia
- Muhammad permits his sahabah to rape war captive women
- Ali enslaves and rapes a war captive girl
- Allah says you can have sex with female war captives, even if they are married because being captured annuls their marriage
- Muhammad says don’t worry about impregnating female war captives, if it happens then it was destined
Islam commands Homophobia
- Muhammad married 6y/o Aisha and has sexual intercourse with her at 9y/o
- Allah explains how to divorce prepubescent girls———————————————————————————
Islamic animal cruelty
- Allah says homosexuality is a transgression
- Muhammad curses effeminate men and masculine women, and says: kick them out of your houses
- Muhammad says to kill the homosexual who has participated in homosexual intercourse———————————————————————————
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Dogs
Miscellaneous
- Muhammad ordered that dogs[in madina]be killed
- Muhammad says black dogs are the devil
- Muhammad says if Allah didn’t create dogs, then he would kill all of them, then commands to kill black dogs
Allah punishes people for crimes they haven’t committed.
- Muhammad expresses disgust at Geckos and commands that they be killed
- Muhammad says, if a man commits bestiality, then the animal should be killed along with the man
- Muhammad commands salamanders be killed, because one salamander a long time ago blew on the fire of abraham
- Muhammad says Jesus will come back to kill pigs among other things
- Muhammad says kill all snakes——————————————————————————-
Faith over Family
- With Allah’s approval, Khidr kills a young boy for crimes the boy was destined to commit, had he grown up——————————————————————————
IMPORTANT: Islam as a tool of Political Control
- Allah says don’t ally with your family, if they are disbelievers
- Allah says no Believer has affection for someone who opposes Muhammad and Allah, even if they are fathers, sons or brothers———————————————————————————
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Commands of Absolute Obedience to the Religion
The Ruling Class is Muhammad’s tribe
- Allah says the true believer only says “We Hear and We Obey” in response to muhammad and allah’s judgements
- Allah says a believer should not have any choice about their affairs if Allah and muhammad have made their decision on a matter
- Allah says True Believers fully submit to every judgement of Muhammad’s———————————————————————————
Using Religion to keep the masses obedient to the Ruling Class
- Muhammad says Authority of Rulership will always belong to Quraish———————————————————————————
Killing dissenters, blasphemers, and mockers
- Muhammad says Listen to and Obey your Ruler even if he has the heart of a devil and Flogs your back and Steals your wealth
- Muhammad says muslims must obey their rulers whether they like it or not unless the Ruler’s order contradicts Islam
- Muhammad says whoever disobeys his Ruler, disobeys muhammad
- Muhammad says be obedient to your Ruler even if the Ruler is being unfair to you
- Muhammad says obey your Ruler even if they are not giving you what is due to you———————————————————————————
Scientific/Historical Inaccuracies and errors
- Muhammad commands to kill Asma’ bint Marwan for making a poem mocking him
- Muhammad acquits a man who killed his concubine for insulting Muhammad
- Muhammad commands his sahabah to kill a poet who insulted him
- Muhammad commands to kill a Jewish poet who mocked him———————————————————————————
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Islamic Medicine and human Biology
Islamic Atmospheric Mechanics
- Muhammad says eating the fat from a bedouin sheep cures Sciatica
- Allah doesn’t know where semen is made
- Allah says he made humans from Clay derived from black mud
- Allah says he made humans from dust
- Muhammad says asking Allah to cure a sick person 7 times will always cause the sick person to be cured, except at the time of death
- Muhammad says eating 7 Ajwa dates in the morning protects you from poison for 1 day
- Muhammad says black cumin heals all diseases except death
- Muhammad says Camel urine is a medicine
- Muhammad recommends dipping both wings of a fly in your drink
- Muhammad says there are no contagious diseases
- Muhammad thought exorcisms would help treat poisonous stings
- Allah says Adam, the first human was ~98 feet tall
- Muhammad recommends honey for diarrhea not knowing it is a laxative and worsens the problem
- Muhammad says that a child resembles whichever parent orgasms first
- Muhammad says a fever comes from the fire of hell———————————————————————————
Islamic Oceanography
- Allah says he holds the sky up with pillars we cannot see
- Disregarding evaporation, Allah claims that water comes from him sending it from the sky
- The only reason why birds can fly is because Allah holds them up———————————————————————————
Islamic Astronomy
- Allah denies the existence of transitory Brackish waters, insisting there is a “prohibiting partition” between a salty sea and a freshwater sea———————————————————————————
Islamic Weather Mechanics
- Allah says stars are his anti-demon missiles
- Muhammad says that shooting stars are anti-demon missiles
- Muhammad splits the moon in to two pieces
- Allah says the sun sets in a warm spring / muddy pool
- Muhammad says the sun sets in a warm spring / muddy pool
- Allah says the sun has a stopping point
- The sun asks permission to rise after the sun sets
- Allah physically descends down to the earth at the last third of the night
- The moon follows the sun———————————————————————————
Islamic mathematics
- Muhammad says the seasons are from Hell breathing
- Ibn Abbas affirms the OT saying that the rainbow is a reminder of the covenant with Noah
- Lightning is Allah smiting disbelievers, and thunder is praising him———————————————————————————
Islamic Historical Errors
LITTLE BONUS: Fantastical Beliefs.
- Allah asserts that Christians believe that Mary is a divinity to be worshiped
- Allah claims that Jews believe that Ezra is the son of god
- Allah claims that no one had the name John before John the Baptist
- Allah claims The Pharaoh crucified subjects, despite crucifixion being only invented a thousand of years later by Romans
- Muhammad claims that Abraham and Solomon lived within 40 years of each other
- With no proof, and ignoring historical proof, Allah claims that Jesus never said to worship him———————————————————————————
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Sentient Trees and Stones
Mythical Creatures
- Muhammad says there will be talking trees and stones
- Muhammad says a stone robbed Moses’ clothes and ran away———————————————————————————
The Dark Arts
- Muhammad flew to heaven and back on a horselike creature———————————————————————————
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- Muhammad says the Evil Eye is a fact
- Allah believes in Magic
- Muhammad says eating 7 ajwa dates in the morning protects you from Magic that day
- Muhammad believes he was bewitched to think he had sex with his wives
Islamic Demonology
Therianthropy
- Allah says he made Jinns out of smokeless fire
- Poop and bones are provisions for the muslim Jinns
- Sleeping through fajr means Satan urinated in your ears
- Satan farts into the general direction of the Azaan and propels himself away
- A donkey Breys when it sees satan
- Muhammad says Satan eats our food leftovers
- Muhammad says newborns cry because Satan goes around Pricking them———————————————————————————
Muslim Animals
- Allah transforms Jewish Sabbath breakers into Apes
- Allah will transform certain types of sinners into Monkeys and pigs
- Muhammad refuses to eat a Lizard because it might be a Jew that Allah transformed into a Lizard
- Muhammad says some Israelites were transformed into rats———————————————————————————
4.7 Islamic Afterlife
- Muhammad says Arabian Horses are permitted to pray to Allah to make them the dearest possession of their owner———————————————————————————
Heaven
Hell
- Jannah contains big breasted houris for pious muslim men
- Allah says Heaven will contain rivers of wine, milk and honey
- Muhammad says a tree in Heaven is the source of the River Nile and Euphrates
False Prophecies by muhammad (muslims only show the 1 true one and forget his false ones lmao)
- Muhammad says Allah will guide thirsty Jews and Christians to a Mirage in which they will fall through and into the Hellfire———————————————————————————
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Bad Qur’anic Preservation
- Muhammad looks at a boy and says he won’t grow very old before the Last Hour comes
- Muhammad points at a slave and says he wont reach geriatric age before the Last Hour comes
- Muhammad says that the Last Hour won’t arrive until an extinct tribe goes around a destroyed Kaaba copy
- Muhammad claims that all life will be dead in 100 years
- Muhammad says that the Last Hour and Dajjal would come when the Muslims fight the Romans———————————————————————————
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Unreliability of Muhammad’s memory
Missing Text:
- Muhammad forgets some verses of some surahs———————————————————————————
Disagreements between the sahaba about Qur’anic compilation
- Allah says forgotten verses are replaced
- Umar says the Verse of Stoning is missing from the Qur’an
- Sahaba says there are two Missing Surahs from the Qur’an
- Umar says Ubayy was the best Quran reciter, but they left out some of what he recites from the Quran.
- Umar says the verse of stoning is missing from the Qur’an
- Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 26:214 is missing
- Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 18:79 is missing
- Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 2:198 is missing
- Aisha says the verse of breastfeeding is missing from the Qur’an
- Abu Musa al Ash’ari says that they have forgotten a surah as long as Surah Tawbah *Ubayy ibn Ka’ab says that Surah Al-Ahzab used to be a long as Baqarah———————————————————————————
Changed verses in the Quran
- Zayd Ibn Thabit and the Quraish disagree about the correct writing of a word in Surah Ahzab
- Muhammad’s top Qur’an reciter, Ibn Masud angrily opposes Abu Bakr and Zaid’s compilation
- Hafiz Alqama, student of Muhammad’s top Qur’an reciter says there is a mistake in the compilation of surah Layl
- Sahabi Abu Darda says there is a mistake in the compilation of Surah Layl———————————————————————————
Quran si just another copy of old religions books lol
- An important distinction for Ramadan was missing from the first version, so it was revealed again with the distinction “of dawn”———————————————————————————
7.1 Jewish Talmud
7.2 Quran Adopting Legends
- Allah confuses his revelation with Mishnah Sanheddrin
- Allah narrates a Jewish legend of Solomon hearing an ant———————————————————————————
JFL: Allah uses the last message to mankind to solve Muhammad’s personal problems:
- Allah narrates a myth about jesus speaking in the cradle from the Syrian Infancy Gospel
- Allah narrates a Syriac epic about Alexander the Great finding the place where the sun sets———————————————————————————
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8.1 Trivial Issues
8.2 Sex
8.3 Allah giving threats on behalf of Muhammad
- Aisha says Allah seems to hurry in pleasing Muhammad
- Allah abolishes adoption so muhammad can marry his adopted son’s ex-wife
- Allah gives muhammad special marriage privileges
- Allah in the nick of time allows Muhammad and other Muslims to break oaths of abstinence to their wives———————————————————————————
- Allah keeps Muhammad’s wives in line by threatening double punishment
- Allah curses a man for all time due to him cursing Muhammad———————————————————————————
Arts
Food
- Prohibition on Visual Arts depicting living creatures
- Musical instruments prohibition
- Ibn Abbas interprets Quran 31:6 as meaning that Astronomy, Mathematics and Singing are the mere pastimes that lead away from Allah———————————————————————————
Business
- Allah instates Dhabiha meat restriction
- Allah instates a Pork prohibition
- Allah prohibits alcoholic beverages
- Eating with the left hand is forbidden
- Muhammad forbids eating Donkey Meat
- Muhammad forbids the eating of any fanged animal
- Prohibition on eating a bird that possesses Talons———————————————————————————
Fashion
- Interest Prohibition
- Gambling Prohibition———————————————————————————
Social Life
- Obligatory Beard
- Obligatory Hijab
- Muhammad says moustaches are to be trimmed closely
- Trousers below ankles are discouraged
- gold prohibited
- Silk prohibited
- Muhammad recommends white clothes
- Prophet Muhammad explains in which order to wear and remove your sandals———————————————————————————
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- Muhammad says dont laugh too much
- No Handshaking with women
- Allah bans alcoholic drinks
- Muhammad says its unlawful for a woman to go on a day’s journey without a Mahram
- Muhammad prohibits women from going out at night unless accompanied by a Mahram
- Muhammad forbids laughing at Farts
- Muhammad says that if you play backgammon it is like putting your hand in the flesh of swine
Reclining Etiquette
Toilet Rules
- prohibition on lying on your back with your feet on top of each other———————————————————————————
Hajj
- Muhammad says wipe your anus an odd number of times
- Muhammad prohibits touching your penis with your right hand when in the toilet area———————————————————————————
Pagan traditions
- Abu Raja says that they used to preform Tawaf (circumabulation) around stones
- Umar admits that the black stone is ordinary and that he only does it because of Muhammad
- Two companions discuss Safa and Marwa, and admit that they used to dislike the idea of running between Safa and Marwa
- Ihram was a ritual clothing for worshipping Manat
- Muhammad claims that if you kiss and caress the black stone the right way it will intercede on your behalf on the day of judgement
- Kaaba was a pagan temple
- Muhammad originally wanted to destroy the Kaaba