[Fogs actually] I just realized that my dads ex is really hot.

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My dads ex is really fucking hot (to me atleast)

Highkey my type.
Like she got those quirks i'm into yk?

And she is really silly and playfull and funny yk?

Always has been, i remember playing with her when i was 8 and she used to call me an "ugly son of a bitch" (in a playfull manner) when i beat her at card games.

Whe was also like deliberately ramming people while dancing like a rhinoceros and laughing and just dancing in a really cool way ig?

Like the way she moves has something childlike abt it.

Facially ~lhtb, nice small-medium tits, nice ass, really nice ribcage :lul:.
very beautifull proportions over all.

Her fit today was really cute too.
Short black shorts, and a red shirt and doc martens.
Over that a black ss looking coat.

like, realistically i would NEVER have anything with her, but being mommied and called a good boy and joking and playfighting and stuff with her sounds like heaven on earth.

i'm totally seeing my fuckinh ex in her tbh 100%!
They are very alike.


I have no clue how my dad managed to pull a fucking hot ~25 year old at ~50 and stay with her for quite some years.

Edit: she was born in 1991, my dad in 1966 and i was born in 2008.

while i was writing this she came along, gave me a kiss and said "bye handsome"

this is normal tho, we are in italy.

idk, i am very conflicted on all of this.
what i am feeling is very strange.
like, i don't have an actual crush on her and i can tell smh this is a wierd cope my brain made up over my break up?
Or i just got a feeling it might smh be that way?
Maybe i projected and associated all those things cuz she reminds me of my ex?
Idfk.

@satangoy bruh idfk eather :fuk::fuk: was not expecting to make a thread like this...

Ngl, i think all i ACTUALLY want is to be called a good boy or some shit by my ex again :lul:

@abzz @GonorrhoeaGobbler @Scandinavianincel @barambo
 
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ask her out u got nothing to lose
 
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imagine if you had her genes
 
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pulling htbs above your leagueruns in the family I guess, it's like that Adam Sandler movie
 
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Holy shit, i just realized how much i actually wrote :feelskek:
@Fridx @BR32 @LukaKhang @NorWayItsOver @Panchitosbroncs

What? Be a foid?
Might actually be good if you are a top% foid.
Being a foid in the lower 85th percentile sounds like shit tho :sick:

What?
no I man't if she was your actual mom

being a foid in general is great even if you are a ltb
 
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pulling htbs above your leagueruns in the family I guess, it's like that Adam Sandler movie
My dad was very gl, WHEN HE WAS 25!
He remained pretty good looking for like 2 decades or so after that, i have a picture of him from 2005 where he looks like some dark triad rapist from a dark romance book
Tell me.
Speak your mind!
no I man't if she was your actual mom
Would be w, but idk if i would want to trade genes yk?
I got some rare w traits from my mom.
 
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My dad was very gl, WHEN HE WAS 25!
He remained pretty good looking for like 2 decades or so after that, i have a picture of him from 2005 where he looks like some dark triad rapist from a dark romance book

Tell me.
Speak your mind!

Would be w, but idk if i would want to trade genes yk?
I got some rare w traits from my mom.
holy autistic conversation
 
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My dads ex is really fucking hot (to me atleast)

Highkey my type.
Like she got those quirks i'm into yk?

And she is really silly and playfull and funny yk?

Always has been, i remember playing with her when i was 8 and she used to call me an "ugly son of a bitch" (in a playfull manner) when i beat her at card games.

Whe was also like deliberately ramming people while dancing like a rhinoceros and laughing and just dancing in a really cool way ig?

Like the way she moves has something childlike abt it.

Facially ~lhtb, nice small-medium tits, nice ass, really nice ribcage :lul:.
very beautifull proportions over all.

Her fit today was really cute too.
Short black shorts, and a red shirt and doc martens.
Over that a black ss looking coat.

like, realistically i would NEVER have anything with her, but being mommied and called a good boy and joking and playfighting and stuff with her sounds like heaven on earth.

i'm totally seeing my fuckinh ex in her tbh 100%!
They are very alike.


I have no clue how my dad managed to pull a fucking hot ~25 year old at ~50 and stay with her for quite some years.

while i was writing this she came along, gave me a kiss and said "bye handsome"

this is normal tho, we are in italy.

idk, i am very conflicted on all of this.
what i am feeling is very strange.
like, i don't have an actual crush on her and i can tell smh this is a wierd cope my brain made up over my break up?
Or i just got a feeling it might smh be that way?
Maybe i projected and associated all those things cuz she reminds me of my ex?
Idfk.

@satangoy bruh idfk eather :fuk::fuk: was not expecting to make a thread like this...

Ngl, i think all i ACTUALLY want is to be called a good boy or some shit by my ex again :lul:

@abzz @GonorrhoeaGobbler @Scandinavianincel @barambo
Too many words bro
 
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Bhai are you cucking your own father?
 
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Bhai are you cucking your own father?
Did you read le thread?

Only in my mind, but i'm not even thinking of fucking her,
but being mommied and called a good boy and joking and playfighting and stuff
Maybe even getting mouthfed.
Also getting pats on the head and hugs.



Ask your dad first if it's cool.
Bro, i'm 17, she is 35.
I am not gonna get into a relationship w her.
Read the whole thread :rage:
 
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no pic dnr
 
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My dads ex is really fucking hot (to me atleast)

Highkey my type.
Like she got those quirks i'm into yk?

And she is really silly and playfull and funny yk?

Always has been, i remember playing with her when i was 8 and she used to call me an "ugly son of a bitch" (in a playfull manner) when i beat her at card games.

Whe was also like deliberately ramming people while dancing like a rhinoceros and laughing and just dancing in a really cool way ig?

Like the way she moves has something childlike abt it.

Facially ~lhtb, nice small-medium tits, nice ass, really nice ribcage :lul:.
very beautifull proportions over all.

Her fit today was really cute too.
Short black shorts, and a red shirt and doc martens.
Over that a black ss looking coat.

like, realistically i would NEVER have anything with her, but being mommied and called a good boy and joking and playfighting and stuff with her sounds like heaven on earth.

i'm totally seeing my fuckinh ex in her tbh 100%!
They are very alike.


I have no clue how my dad managed to pull a fucking hot ~25 year old at ~50 and stay with her for quite some years.

Edit: she was born in 1991, my dad in 1966 and i was born in 2008.

while i was writing this she came along, gave me a kiss and said "bye handsome"

this is normal tho, we are in italy.

idk, i am very conflicted on all of this.
what i am feeling is very strange.
like, i don't have an actual crush on her and i can tell smh this is a wierd cope my brain made up over my break up?
Or i just got a feeling it might smh be that way?
Maybe i projected and associated all those things cuz she reminds me of my ex?
Idfk.

@satangoy bruh idfk eather :fuk::fuk: was not expecting to make a thread like this...

Ngl, i think all i ACTUALLY want is to be called a good boy or some shit by my ex again :lul:

@abzz @GonorrhoeaGobbler @Scandinavianincel @barambo

So you are fucking your stepmom? :eek:
 
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Bro, did you read my fucking thread? 😡
Did your dad ex get remarried or just a couple? If your dad remarried then you are telling me that you want to fuck your own step mother :lul::lul:

beside that I think you should just go for her anyways. shoot for your shot but me personally I don't like older women, only younger or equal to age. :cuteSit::cuteSit:
 
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My dads ex is really fucking hot (to me atleast)

Highkey my type.
Like she got those quirks i'm into yk?

And she is really silly and playfull and funny yk?

Always has been, i remember playing with her when i was 8 and she used to call me an "ugly son of a bitch" (in a playfull manner) when i beat her at card games.

Whe was also like deliberately ramming people while dancing like a rhinoceros and laughing and just dancing in a really cool way ig?

Like the way she moves has something childlike abt it.

Facially ~lhtb, nice small-medium tits, nice ass, really nice ribcage :lul:.
very beautifull proportions over all.

Her fit today was really cute too.
Short black shorts, and a red shirt and doc martens.
Over that a black ss looking coat.

like, realistically i would NEVER have anything with her, but being mommied and called a good boy and joking and playfighting and stuff with her sounds like heaven on earth.

i'm totally seeing my fuckinh ex in her tbh 100%!
They are very alike.


I have no clue how my dad managed to pull a fucking hot ~25 year old at ~50 and stay with her for quite some years.

Edit: she was born in 1991, my dad in 1966 and i was born in 2008.

while i was writing this she came along, gave me a kiss and said "bye handsome"

this is normal tho, we are in italy.

idk, i am very conflicted on all of this.
what i am feeling is very strange.
like, i don't have an actual crush on her and i can tell smh this is a wierd cope my brain made up over my break up?
Or i just got a feeling it might smh be that way?
Maybe i projected and associated all those things cuz she reminds me of my ex?
Idfk.

@satangoy bruh idfk eather :fuk::fuk: was not expecting to make a thread like this...

Ngl, i think all i ACTUALLY want is to be called a good boy or some shit by my ex again :lul:

@abzz @GonorrhoeaGobbler @Scandinavianincel @barambo
Imagine she's your real mom
 
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Did your dad ex get remarried or just a couple? If your dad remarried then you are telling me that you want to fuck your own step mother :lul::lul:

beside that I think you should just go for her anyways. shoot for your shot but me personally I don't like older women, only younger or equal to age. :cuteSit::cuteSit:
Thx for trynna give me confidence or sum jfl.
Idk bro.
I don't think i am ready for another relationship, like at ALL.
ESPECIALLY not another long distance relationship jfl, i'm gonna move back to germany soon.
This is just my silly teenage brain.

Edit: @LukaKhang no, they didn't remarry.
Imagine she's your real mom
Why?
 
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Thx for trynna give me confidence or sum jfl.
Idk bro.
I don't think i am ready for another relationship, like at ALL.
ESPECIALLY not another long distance relationship jfl, i'm gonna move back to germany soon.
This is just my silly teenage brain.

Why?
I was just saying like imagine your saying all this weird shit and she ends up being your mom
 
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Thx for trynna give me confidence or sum jfl.
Idk bro.
I don't think i am ready for another relationship, like at ALL.
ESPECIALLY not another long distance relationship jfl, i'm gonna move back to germany soon.
This is just my silly teenage brain.

Edit: @LukaKhang no, they didn't remarry.

Why?
I think focusing on yourself is the best right now if you don't want another long distance rls. :cuteSit::cuteSit:
 
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Just fuck her already christ
 
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My dads ex is really fucking hot (to me atleast)

Highkey my type.
Like she got those quirks i'm into yk?

And she is really silly and playfull and funny yk?

Always has been, i remember playing with her when i was 8 and she used to call me an "ugly son of a bitch" (in a playfull manner) when i beat her at card games.

Whe was also like deliberately ramming people while dancing like a rhinoceros and laughing and just dancing in a really cool way ig?

Like the way she moves has something childlike abt it.

Facially ~lhtb, nice small-medium tits, nice ass, really nice ribcage :lul:.
very beautifull proportions over all.

Her fit today was really cute too.
Short black shorts, and a red shirt and doc martens.
Over that a black ss looking coat.

like, realistically i would NEVER have anything with her, but being mommied and called a good boy and joking and playfighting and stuff with her sounds like heaven on earth.

i'm totally seeing my fuckinh ex in her tbh 100%!
They are very alike.


I have no clue how my dad managed to pull a fucking hot ~25 year old at ~50 and stay with her for quite some years.

Edit: she was born in 1991, my dad in 1966 and i was born in 2008.

while i was writing this she came along, gave me a kiss and said "bye handsome"

this is normal tho, we are in italy.

idk, i am very conflicted on all of this.
what i am feeling is very strange.
like, i don't have an actual crush on her and i can tell smh this is a wierd cope my brain made up over my break up?
Or i just got a feeling it might smh be that way?
Maybe i projected and associated all those things cuz she reminds me of my ex?
Idfk.

@satangoy bruh idfk eather :fuk::fuk: was not expecting to make a thread like this...

Ngl, i think all i ACTUALLY want is to be called a good boy or some shit by my ex again :lul:

@abzz @GonorrhoeaGobbler @Scandinavianincel @barambo
your life actually seems so interesting

mirin bro ask her out haha
 
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My dads ex is really fucking hot (to me atleast)

Highkey my type.
Like she got those quirks i'm into yk?

And she is really silly and playfull and funny yk?

Always has been, i remember playing with her when i was 8 and she used to call me an "ugly son of a bitch" (in a playfull manner) when i beat her at card games.

Whe was also like deliberately ramming people while dancing like a rhinoceros and laughing and just dancing in a really cool way ig?

Like the way she moves has something childlike abt it.

Facially ~lhtb, nice small-medium tits, nice ass, really nice ribcage :lul:.
very beautifull proportions over all.

Her fit today was really cute too.
Short black shorts, and a red shirt and doc martens.
Over that a black ss looking coat.

like, realistically i would NEVER have anything with her, but being mommied and called a good boy and joking and playfighting and stuff with her sounds like heaven on earth.

i'm totally seeing my fuckinh ex in her tbh 100%!
They are very alike.


I have no clue how my dad managed to pull a fucking hot ~25 year old at ~50 and stay with her for quite some years.

Edit: she was born in 1991, my dad in 1966 and i was born in 2008.

while i was writing this she came along, gave me a kiss and said "bye handsome"

this is normal tho, we are in italy.

idk, i am very conflicted on all of this.
what i am feeling is very strange.
like, i don't have an actual crush on her and i can tell smh this is a wierd cope my brain made up over my break up?
Or i just got a feeling it might smh be that way?
Maybe i projected and associated all those things cuz she reminds me of my ex?
Idfk.

@satangoy bruh idfk eather :fuk::fuk: was not expecting to make a thread like this...

Ngl, i think all i ACTUALLY want is to be called a good boy or some shit by my ex again :lul:

@abzz @GonorrhoeaGobbler @Scandinavianincel @barambo
ask her out
 
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Coom all over her face
 
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My dads ex is really fucking hot (to me atleast)

Highkey my type.
Like she got those quirks i'm into yk?

And she is really silly and playfull and funny yk?

Always has been, i remember playing with her when i was 8 and she used to call me an "ugly son of a bitch" (in a playfull manner) when i beat her at card games.

Whe was also like deliberately ramming people while dancing like a rhinoceros and laughing and just dancing in a really cool way ig?

Like the way she moves has something childlike abt it.

Facially ~lhtb, nice small-medium tits, nice ass, really nice ribcage :lul:.
very beautifull proportions over all.

Her fit today was really cute too.
Short black shorts, and a red shirt and doc martens.
Over that a black ss looking coat.

like, realistically i would NEVER have anything with her, but being mommied and called a good boy and joking and playfighting and stuff with her sounds like heaven on earth.

i'm totally seeing my fuckinh ex in her tbh 100%!
They are very alike.


I have no clue how my dad managed to pull a fucking hot ~25 year old at ~50 and stay with her for quite some years.

Edit: she was born in 1991, my dad in 1966 and i was born in 2008.

while i was writing this she came along, gave me a kiss and said "bye handsome"

this is normal tho, we are in italy.

idk, i am very conflicted on all of this.
what i am feeling is very strange.
like, i don't have an actual crush on her and i can tell smh this is a wierd cope my brain made up over my break up?
Or i just got a feeling it might smh be that way?
Maybe i projected and associated all those things cuz she reminds me of my ex?
Idfk.

@satangoy bruh idfk eather :fuk::fuk: was not expecting to make a thread like this...

Ngl, i think all i ACTUALLY want is to be called a good boy or some shit by my ex again :lul:

@abzz @GonorrhoeaGobbler @Scandinavianincel @barambo
good boy
 
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Holy shit, i just realized how much i actually wrote :feelskek:
@Fridx @BR32 @LukaKhang @NorWayItsOver @Panchitosbroncs

What? Be a foid?
Might actually be good if you are a top% foid.
Being a foid in the lower 85th percentile sounds like shit tho :sick:

What?
Dnr tbh
 
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Man i just woke up half an hour ago, remembered this thread and thought to myself:
"Man, wtf was i thinking yesterday"
Fair.
Like, this is 100% normal in italy.
It was kinda cool tho ig hehe.
:AYAYASmile:
Coom all over her face
ask her out
mirin bro ask her out haha
Just fuck her already christ
:hnghn: She is 2x my age.
Bruh and if she tells my dad?
Like idk.
This is like the people saying they like their fucking english teacher :lul:
I think focusing on yourself is the best right now if you don't want another long distance rls. :cuteSit::cuteSit:
Probably
I was just saying like imagine your saying all this weird shit and she ends up being your mom
She isn't my mother.
 
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what do you think your dad would do if he found out you cracked her?
 
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Man i just woke up half an hour ago, remembered this thread and thought to myself:
"Man, wtf was i thinking yesterday"

Fair.

Like, this is 100% normal in italy.
It was kinda cool tho ig hehe.

:AYAYASmile:




:hnghn: She is 2x my age.
Bruh and if she tells my dad?
Like idk.
This is like the people saying they like their fucking english teacher :lul:

Probably

She isn't my mother.
what if ur dad lowk doesnt have a problem with it
 
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I don't think he would find it the wisest choice or approve, but he would prolly be supportive and critical of it at the same time?
what if he cracked your ex after that
 
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My dads ex is really fucking hot (to me atleast)

Highkey my type.
Like she got those quirks i'm into yk?

And she is really silly and playfull and funny yk?

Always has been, i remember playing with her when i was 8 and she used to call me an "ugly son of a bitch" (in a playfull manner) when i beat her at card games.

Whe was also like deliberately ramming people while dancing like a rhinoceros and laughing and just dancing in a really cool way ig?

Like the way she moves has something childlike abt it.

Facially ~lhtb, nice small-medium tits, nice ass, really nice ribcage :lul:.
very beautifull proportions over all.

Her fit today was really cute too.
Short black shorts, and a red shirt and doc martens.
Over that a black ss looking coat.

like, realistically i would NEVER have anything with her, but being mommied and called a good boy and joking and playfighting and stuff with her sounds like heaven on earth.

i'm totally seeing my fuckinh ex in her tbh 100%!
They are very alike.


I have no clue how my dad managed to pull a fucking hot ~25 year old at ~50 and stay with her for quite some years.

Edit: she was born in 1991, my dad in 1966 and i was born in 2008.

while i was writing this she came along, gave me a kiss and said "bye handsome"

this is normal tho, we are in italy.

idk, i am very conflicted on all of this.
what i am feeling is very strange.
like, i don't have an actual crush on her and i can tell smh this is a wierd cope my brain made up over my break up?
Or i just got a feeling it might smh be that way?
Maybe i projected and associated all those things cuz she reminds me of my ex?
Idfk.

@satangoy bruh idfk eather :fuk::fuk: was not expecting to make a thread like this...

Ngl, i think all i ACTUALLY want is to be called a good boy or some shit by my ex again :lul:

@abzz @GonorrhoeaGobbler @Scandinavianincel @barambo
You shouldn’t even think of her that way bro even though she is similar to your ex. I know how it feels but you should just get another girl stop searching for your ex in other people
 
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stop searching for your ex in other people
Ye ye ofc.

It will take quite a long while for me to be able to do that i feel like.

Idk, this was only 2 weeks after the break up, so it was ALL i thought abt.

(Still kinda is jfl)
 
Ye ye ofc.

It will take quite a long while for me to be able to do that i feel like.

Idk, this was only 2 weeks after the break up, so it was ALL i thought abt.

(Still kinda is jfl)
Bruh it cost me a year because I didn’t want to move on don’t make the same mistake
 
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