iblamealen
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So I met this girl at my college freshers’ event, and we talked for a bit. She was funny and interesting, so I asked her if she’d like to go out for dinner that night. She said, “Yeah, sure, why not? and So we went for dinner, and she started talking about my eyebrows, lashes, and eye color like how I have thick eyebrows, long lashes, and hazel-green eyes. She asked if I was wearing makeup or contacts and whether they were fake.I laughed and said, “Yeah, all of it is fake. Even my hair is fake. I’m wearing a wig.
Then she started talking about her own eyes, saying she had under-eye dark circles and eye bags because of her lack of sleep and bad diet. She said that if she locked in on her diet and fixed her sleep schedule, she could get a better eye area than me.
So I simply replied, “Not possible in this life, for sure. And you don’t have under-eye bags and dark circles because of your sleep or diet. It’s because of your sub-5 recessed infraorbitals, and no amount of sleep or dieting is going to fix that except surgery. You don’t have tired-looking eyes because of a lack of sleep either—it’s because you have a fucking negative canthal tilt, and only canthoplasty and canthopexy can save it, along with infraorbital implants, fat grafting, and an eyebrow transplant. Maybe keratopigmentation for your T50 eye color too. Then we can talk. Even after all that, you’ll still be left with a bad ESR and high set brows .
Then I started laughing.
She got offended and furious and said, “What the fuck? You’re such an autistic, retarded , pathetic , disgusting , mentally sick incel loser. I can’t believe I wasted my time with you. Fuck you! Just kys.”
Then she got up and left without even eating.
Then she started talking about her own eyes, saying she had under-eye dark circles and eye bags because of her lack of sleep and bad diet. She said that if she locked in on her diet and fixed her sleep schedule, she could get a better eye area than me.
So I simply replied, “Not possible in this life, for sure. And you don’t have under-eye bags and dark circles because of your sleep or diet. It’s because of your sub-5 recessed infraorbitals, and no amount of sleep or dieting is going to fix that except surgery. You don’t have tired-looking eyes because of a lack of sleep either—it’s because you have a fucking negative canthal tilt, and only canthoplasty and canthopexy can save it, along with infraorbital implants, fat grafting, and an eyebrow transplant. Maybe keratopigmentation for your T50 eye color too. Then we can talk. Even after all that, you’ll still be left with a bad ESR and high set brows .
Then I started laughing.
She got offended and furious and said, “What the fuck? You’re such an autistic, retarded , pathetic , disgusting , mentally sick incel loser. I can’t believe I wasted my time with you. Fuck you! Just kys.”
Then she got up and left without even eating.
