hyomaxxer
joined in 2024 old profil @effigy
- Joined
- Feb 18, 2026
- Posts
- 42
- Reputation
- 23
So, I’m at a party with a bunch of NT normies, all drinking and having fun. Then I spot this flat HMTB, nothing too crazy, but decent.
I start talking to her, trying to act as NT as possible, but I still feel like she thinks I’m weird. Like I’m trying to run the correct social script, but I can feel the autism leaking through the cracks.
But somehow, I start clicking with her. The conversation is still kind of normie NPC dialogue, but it starts working. She laughs a bit, I laugh a bit, and suddenly it does not feel completely forced anymore.
I’m thinking I hopefully can bang her.
So I keep going.
I do my thing, jester me to a kiss, and somehow it works. At this point, I’m thinking maybe I actually played it right. Maybe acting NT for once paid off.
Then we go on a walk, and this foid starts getting real philosophical. She starts talking about life, her past, relationships, and then suddenly her ex gets brought up.
And then she says, “He was so tall, way taller than you.”
At this point, I’m pissed.
I’m literally 15 and 6'1. That is not short. But somehow, I’m still getting mogged by some 6’5 Chad ex-boyfriend who is not even there.
I did not ask about him. I did not ask for his height stats. I did not ask to be compared to her ex roster while I’m standing right there.
But now I’m getting height mogged by some ghost chad from her past, and I’m supposed to just stand there and act normal.
Jfl.
The craziest part is how casually she said it. Like it was just a normal thing to say after kissing someone and going on a walk with them. No self-awareness.
Just straight up: “My ex was way taller than you.”
Because if I’m already getting compared to her ex, then what am I even doing? I’m standing there trying to act NT, trying to keep the conversation alive, jestering for the slay, and she is still thinking about some tall ex.
That is when I conclude the slay isn’t worth jestering over this hypergamous foid.
Because if a girl is bringing up her ex right after kissing you, and the first thing she mentions is his height, then she is clearly still mentally comparing.
And I’m not about to compete with some 6’5 Chad memory.
I start talking to her, trying to act as NT as possible, but I still feel like she thinks I’m weird. Like I’m trying to run the correct social script, but I can feel the autism leaking through the cracks.
But somehow, I start clicking with her. The conversation is still kind of normie NPC dialogue, but it starts working. She laughs a bit, I laugh a bit, and suddenly it does not feel completely forced anymore.
I’m thinking I hopefully can bang her.
So I keep going.
I do my thing, jester me to a kiss, and somehow it works. At this point, I’m thinking maybe I actually played it right. Maybe acting NT for once paid off.
Then we go on a walk, and this foid starts getting real philosophical. She starts talking about life, her past, relationships, and then suddenly her ex gets brought up.
And then she says, “He was so tall, way taller than you.”
At this point, I’m pissed.
I’m literally 15 and 6'1. That is not short. But somehow, I’m still getting mogged by some 6’5 Chad ex-boyfriend who is not even there.
I did not ask about him. I did not ask for his height stats. I did not ask to be compared to her ex roster while I’m standing right there.
But now I’m getting height mogged by some ghost chad from her past, and I’m supposed to just stand there and act normal.
Jfl.
The craziest part is how casually she said it. Like it was just a normal thing to say after kissing someone and going on a walk with them. No self-awareness.
Just straight up: “My ex was way taller than you.”
Because if I’m already getting compared to her ex, then what am I even doing? I’m standing there trying to act NT, trying to keep the conversation alive, jestering for the slay, and she is still thinking about some tall ex.
That is when I conclude the slay isn’t worth jestering over this hypergamous foid.
Because if a girl is bringing up her ex right after kissing you, and the first thing she mentions is his height, then she is clearly still mentally comparing.
And I’m not about to compete with some 6’5 Chad memory.
