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was thinking about posting as the interaction progressed lmao

Anyway today afternoon I was just sitting by some tables minding my own business. Writing with headphones on. A girl approaches and asks me if she can sit in my table. I tell her "yeah sure".

For the first 20 minutes nothing was said. Aside from her asking me something random. Evnetually I break the silence and tell her: "You going to the party tonight?"

She says: "Yeah I am. What about you?"

I say: "Yeah probably. Just gonna check it out."

Then an awkward pause. I just started sketching in the notebook i had out.

She then says: "So what are you gonna wear?"

From there I lightly joke and we keep talking.

The whole time it was her trying to fill the silence cause she was pretty nervous. I was just calmly drawing.

Then outta nowhere she goes: "So this might be a weird question... but how do you get abs?"

im pretty damn surprised. She then admits to having seen me lift my shirt up at a party or smth.

Then she keeps talking. Shes a ballet dancer so she mentions that. Then she tells me she likes doing other dances but they aren't "appropiate". I raise an eyebrow and she shows me a video of her dancing.

It was straight softcore porn basically:ICANT:
Don't know how to describe it. Just very erotic. I just gave her an "hm interesting" and got back to the drawing.

We keep talking. Then she starts talking about dreams. And how they're weird. But she never describes any of em. Aside from saying that she dreams about people she knows, and a few places shes been.

And when she said that I ask her "So whats so weird about them?"

She gets all nervous.

I push her a bit more.

She then takes my pencil and writes "sex" on the paper.

And I say "So you dream about having sex?"

She nods embarassed, and tells me she has to leave. She says goodbye and that she'll see me at the party.


now that I read this. it sounds retarded as shit but I dont know maybe she wants me :soy:

TLDR: Girl admits to having wet dreams in some random afternoon convo.
 
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Absurdist said:
was thinking about posting as the interaction progressed lmao

Anyway today afternoon I was just sitting by some tables minding my own business. Writing with headphones on. A girl approaches and asks me if she can sit in my table. I tell her "yeah sure".

For the first 20 minutes nothing was said. Aside from her asking me something random. Evnetually I break the silence and tell her: "You going to the party tonight?"

She says: "Yeah I am. What about you?"

I say: "Yeah probably. Just gonna check it out."

Then an awkward pause. I just started sketching in the notebook i had out.

She then says: "So what are you gonna wear?"

From there I lightly joke and we keep talking.

The whole time it was her trying to fill the silence cause she was pretty nervous. I was just calmly drawing.

Then outta nowhere she goes: "So this might be a weird question... but how do you get abs?"

im pretty damn surprised. She then admits to having seen me lift my shirt up at a party or smth.

Then she keeps talking. Shes a ballet dancer so she mentions that. Then she tells me she likes doing other dances but they aren't "appropiate". I raise an eyebrow and she shows me a video of her dancing.

It was straight softcore porn basically:ICANT:
Don't know how to describe it. Just very erotic. I just gave her an "hm interesting" and got back to the drawing.

We keep talking. Then she starts talking about dreams. And how they're weird. But she never describes any of em. Aside from saying that she dreams about people she knows, and a few places shes been.

And when she said that I ask her "So whats so weird about them?"

She gets all nervous.

I push her a bit more.

She then takes my pencil and writes "sex" on the paper.

And I say "So you dream about having sex?"

She nods embarassed, and tells me she has to leave. She says goodbye and that she'll see me at the party.


now that I read this. it sounds retarded as shit but I dont know maybe she wants me :soy:

TLDR: Girl admits to having wet dreams in some random afternoon convo.
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ok man good for you ig fuck her
 
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Absurdist said:
was thinking about posting as the interaction progressed lmao

Anyway today afternoon I was just sitting by some tables minding my own business. Writing with headphones on. A girl approaches and asks me if she can sit in my table. I tell her "yeah sure".

For the first 20 minutes nothing was said. Aside from her asking me something random. Evnetually I break the silence and tell her: "You going to the party tonight?"

She says: "Yeah I am. What about you?"

I say: "Yeah probably. Just gonna check it out."

Then an awkward pause. I just started sketching in the notebook i had out.

She then says: "So what are you gonna wear?"

From there I lightly joke and we keep talking.

The whole time it was her trying to fill the silence cause she was pretty nervous. I was just calmly drawing.

Then outta nowhere she goes: "So this might be a weird question... but how do you get abs?"

im pretty damn surprised. She then admits to having seen me lift my shirt up at a party or smth.

Then she keeps talking. Shes a ballet dancer so she mentions that. Then she tells me she likes doing other dances but they aren't "appropiate". I raise an eyebrow and she shows me a video of her dancing.

It was straight softcore porn basically:ICANT:
Don't know how to describe it. Just very erotic. I just gave her an "hm interesting" and got back to the drawing.

We keep talking. Then she starts talking about dreams. And how they're weird. But she never describes any of em. Aside from saying that she dreams about people she knows, and a few places shes been.

And when she said that I ask her "So whats so weird about them?"

She gets all nervous.

I push her a bit more.

She then takes my pencil and writes "sex" on the paper.

And I say "So you dream about having sex?"

She nods embarassed, and tells me she has to leave. She says goodbye and that she'll see me at the party.


now that I read this. it sounds retarded as shit but I dont know maybe she wants me :soy:

TLDR: Girl admits to having wet dreams in some random afternoon convo.
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straight out of a movie
 
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Absurdist said:
was thinking about posting as the interaction progressed lmao

Anyway today afternoon I was just sitting by some tables minding my own business. Writing with headphones on. A girl approaches and asks me if she can sit in my table. I tell her "yeah sure".

For the first 20 minutes nothing was said. Aside from her asking me something random. Evnetually I break the silence and tell her: "You going to the party tonight?"

She says: "Yeah I am. What about you?"

I say: "Yeah probably. Just gonna check it out."

Then an awkward pause. I just started sketching in the notebook i had out.

She then says: "So what are you gonna wear?"

From there I lightly joke and we keep talking.

The whole time it was her trying to fill the silence cause she was pretty nervous. I was just calmly drawing.

Then outta nowhere she goes: "So this might be a weird question... but how do you get abs?"

im pretty damn surprised. She then admits to having seen me lift my shirt up at a party or smth.

Then she keeps talking. Shes a ballet dancer so she mentions that. Then she tells me she likes doing other dances but they aren't "appropiate". I raise an eyebrow and she shows me a video of her dancing.

It was straight softcore porn basically:ICANT:
Don't know how to describe it. Just very erotic. I just gave her an "hm interesting" and got back to the drawing.

We keep talking. Then she starts talking about dreams. And how they're weird. But she never describes any of em. Aside from saying that she dreams about people she knows, and a few places shes been.

And when she said that I ask her "So whats so weird about them?"

She gets all nervous.

I push her a bit more.

She then takes my pencil and writes "sex" on the paper.

And I say "So you dream about having sex?"

She nods embarassed, and tells me she has to leave. She says goodbye and that she'll see me at the party.


now that I read this. it sounds retarded as shit but I dont know maybe she wants me :soy:

TLDR: Girl admits to having wet dreams in some random afternoon convo.
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tales from madalapur:feelskek:
 
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Absurdist said:
was thinking about posting as the interaction progressed lmao

Anyway today afternoon I was just sitting by some tables minding my own business. Writing with headphones on. A girl approaches and asks me if she can sit in my table. I tell her "yeah sure".

For the first 20 minutes nothing was said. Aside from her asking me something random. Evnetually I break the silence and tell her: "You going to the party tonight?"

She says: "Yeah I am. What about you?"

I say: "Yeah probably. Just gonna check it out."

Then an awkward pause. I just started sketching in the notebook i had out.

She then says: "So what are you gonna wear?"

From there I lightly joke and we keep talking.

The whole time it was her trying to fill the silence cause she was pretty nervous. I was just calmly drawing.

Then outta nowhere she goes: "So this might be a weird question... but how do you get abs?"

im pretty damn surprised. She then admits to having seen me lift my shirt up at a party or smth.

Then she keeps talking. Shes a ballet dancer so she mentions that. Then she tells me she likes doing other dances but they aren't "appropiate". I raise an eyebrow and she shows me a video of her dancing.

It was straight softcore porn basically:ICANT:
Don't know how to describe it. Just very erotic. I just gave her an "hm interesting" and got back to the drawing.

We keep talking. Then she starts talking about dreams. And how they're weird. But she never describes any of em. Aside from saying that she dreams about people she knows, and a few places shes been.

And when she said that I ask her "So whats so weird about them?"

She gets all nervous.

I push her a bit more.

She then takes my pencil and writes "sex" on the paper.

And I say "So you dream about having sex?"

She nods embarassed, and tells me she has to leave. She says goodbye and that she'll see me at the party.


now that I read this. it sounds retarded as shit but I dont know maybe she wants me :soy:

TLDR: Girl admits to having wet dreams in some random afternoon convo.
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Absurdist said:
was thinking about posting as the interaction progressed lmao

Anyway today afternoon I was just sitting by some tables minding my own business. Writing with headphones on. A girl approaches and asks me if she can sit in my table. I tell her "yeah sure".

For the first 20 minutes nothing was said. Aside from her asking me something random. Evnetually I break the silence and tell her: "You going to the party tonight?"

She says: "Yeah I am. What about you?"

I say: "Yeah probably. Just gonna check it out."

Then an awkward pause. I just started sketching in the notebook i had out.

She then says: "So what are you gonna wear?"

From there I lightly joke and we keep talking.

The whole time it was her trying to fill the silence cause she was pretty nervous. I was just calmly drawing.

Then outta nowhere she goes: "So this might be a weird question... but how do you get abs?"

im pretty damn surprised. She then admits to having seen me lift my shirt up at a party or smth.

Then she keeps talking. Shes a ballet dancer so she mentions that. Then she tells me she likes doing other dances but they aren't "appropiate". I raise an eyebrow and she shows me a video of her dancing.

It was straight softcore porn basically:ICANT:
Don't know how to describe it. Just very erotic. I just gave her an "hm interesting" and got back to the drawing.

We keep talking. Then she starts talking about dreams. And how they're weird. But she never describes any of em. Aside from saying that she dreams about people she knows, and a few places shes been.

And when she said that I ask her "So whats so weird about them?"

She gets all nervous.

I push her a bit more.

She then takes my pencil and writes "sex" on the paper.

And I say "So you dream about having sex?"

She nods embarassed, and tells me she has to leave. She says goodbye and that she'll see me at the party.


now that I read this. it sounds retarded as shit but I dont know maybe she wants me :soy:

TLDR: Girl admits to having wet dreams in some random afternoon convo.
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“so are you going to the party tonight” these disney ass tales bro
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Absurdist said:
was thinking about posting as the interaction progressed lmao

Anyway today afternoon I was just sitting by some tables minding my own business. Writing with headphones on. A girl approaches and asks me if she can sit in my table. I tell her "yeah sure".

For the first 20 minutes nothing was said. Aside from her asking me something random. Evnetually I break the silence and tell her: "You going to the party tonight?"

She says: "Yeah I am. What about you?"

I say: "Yeah probably. Just gonna check it out."

Then an awkward pause. I just started sketching in the notebook i had out.

She then says: "So what are you gonna wear?"

From there I lightly joke and we keep talking.

The whole time it was her trying to fill the silence cause she was pretty nervous. I was just calmly drawing.

Then outta nowhere she goes: "So this might be a weird question... but how do you get abs?"

im pretty damn surprised. She then admits to having seen me lift my shirt up at a party or smth.

Then she keeps talking. Shes a ballet dancer so she mentions that. Then she tells me she likes doing other dances but they aren't "appropiate". I raise an eyebrow and she shows me a video of her dancing.

It was straight softcore porn basically:ICANT:
Don't know how to describe it. Just very erotic. I just gave her an "hm interesting" and got back to the drawing.

We keep talking. Then she starts talking about dreams. And how they're weird. But she never describes any of em. Aside from saying that she dreams about people she knows, and a few places shes been.

And when she said that I ask her "So whats so weird about them?"

She gets all nervous.

I push her a bit more.

She then takes my pencil and writes "sex" on the paper.

And I say "So you dream about having sex?"

She nods embarassed, and tells me she has to leave. She says goodbye and that she'll see me at the party.


now that I read this. it sounds retarded as shit but I dont know maybe she wants me :soy:

TLDR: Girl admits to having wet dreams in some random afternoon convo.
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I feel like you just told us your wet dream
 
Absurdist said:
was thinking about posting as the interaction progressed lmao

Anyway today afternoon I was just sitting by some tables minding my own business. Writing with headphones on. A girl approaches and asks me if she can sit in my table. I tell her "yeah sure".

For the first 20 minutes nothing was said. Aside from her asking me something random. Evnetually I break the silence and tell her: "You going to the party tonight?"

She says: "Yeah I am. What about you?"

I say: "Yeah probably. Just gonna check it out."

Then an awkward pause. I just started sketching in the notebook i had out.

She then says: "So what are you gonna wear?"

From there I lightly joke and we keep talking.

The whole time it was her trying to fill the silence cause she was pretty nervous. I was just calmly drawing.

Then outta nowhere she goes: "So this might be a weird question... but how do you get abs?"

im pretty damn surprised. She then admits to having seen me lift my shirt up at a party or smth.

Then she keeps talking. Shes a ballet dancer so she mentions that. Then she tells me she likes doing other dances but they aren't "appropiate". I raise an eyebrow and she shows me a video of her dancing.

It was straight softcore porn basically:ICANT:
Don't know how to describe it. Just very erotic. I just gave her an "hm interesting" and got back to the drawing.

We keep talking. Then she starts talking about dreams. And how they're weird. But she never describes any of em. Aside from saying that she dreams about people she knows, and a few places shes been.

And when she said that I ask her "So whats so weird about them?"

She gets all nervous.

I push her a bit more.

She then takes my pencil and writes "sex" on the paper.

And I say "So you dream about having sex?"

She nods embarassed, and tells me she has to leave. She says goodbye and that she'll see me at the party.


now that I read this. it sounds retarded as shit but I dont know maybe she wants me :soy:

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Did she look like this?
 
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almost had me til I re read ts:feelskek:
 
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Foids dont get wet dreams
 
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Absurdist said:
was thinking about posting as the interaction progressed lmao

Anyway today afternoon I was just sitting by some tables minding my own business. Writing with headphones on. A girl approaches and asks me if she can sit in my table. I tell her "yeah sure".

For the first 20 minutes nothing was said. Aside from her asking me something random. Evnetually I break the silence and tell her: "You going to the party tonight?"

She says: "Yeah I am. What about you?"

I say: "Yeah probably. Just gonna check it out."

Then an awkward pause. I just started sketching in the notebook i had out.

She then says: "So what are you gonna wear?"

From there I lightly joke and we keep talking.

The whole time it was her trying to fill the silence cause she was pretty nervous. I was just calmly drawing.

Then outta nowhere she goes: "So this might be a weird question... but how do you get abs?"

im pretty damn surprised. She then admits to having seen me lift my shirt up at a party or smth.

Then she keeps talking. Shes a ballet dancer so she mentions that. Then she tells me she likes doing other dances but they aren't "appropiate". I raise an eyebrow and she shows me a video of her dancing.

It was straight softcore porn basically:ICANT:
Don't know how to describe it. Just very erotic. I just gave her an "hm interesting" and got back to the drawing.

We keep talking. Then she starts talking about dreams. And how they're weird. But she never describes any of em. Aside from saying that she dreams about people she knows, and a few places shes been.

And when she said that I ask her "So whats so weird about them?"

She gets all nervous.

I push her a bit more.

She then takes my pencil and writes "sex" on the paper.

And I say "So you dream about having sex?"

She nods embarassed, and tells me she has to leave. She says goodbye and that she'll see me at the party.


now that I read this. it sounds retarded as shit but I dont know maybe she wants me :soy:

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If this is real fuck that bitch
 
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