@FOIDLETSLAYER EVISCERATION THREAD (4"11 MANLET, HOMOSEXUAL 55 YEAR OLD)

[nothing]

not one

 

[Deleted member 300207]

valid, probably the best from the ones i’ve tasted

Yeah same fr
The pink ones too

 

[Deleted member 300207]

not one

Dick pic? Or what

 

[LTNhell63]

not one

Read it o algo saar

 

[Lemur]

woah too far man

 

[incelincel]

Yeah same fr
The pink ones too

Yep

 

[Deleted member 300207]

Read it o algo saar

Algo balgo shatapwhat is this

 

[Deleted member 300207]

Yep

Great minds think alike

 

[Deleted member 300207]

woah too far man

Mb bro

 

[nothing]

Read it o algo saar

fine

 

[Deleted member 300207]

@OCD @Nathan Fielder @Centurion_Hunter

 

[Deleted member 300207]

fine

DNR boy

 

[nothing]

DNR boy

i ain't readin allat, tldr?

 

[Deleted member 300207]

i ain't readin allat, tldr?

Tldr = total lay down rot

 

[Deleted member 300207]

valid, probably the best from the ones i’ve tasted

Yeah real

 

[Lemur]

can u guys stop flirting

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

Let's tear @foidletslayer apart with some brutal sarcasm. But remember, this is all in the spirit of a classic roast, aimed at entertainment rather than harm.
1/7: Breaking News: @foidletslayer, the infamous 55-year-old, 4'11" tall homeless man who still lives in his parents' basement, has dropped a bombshell - he's gay! Who didn't see this coming? Well, apparently his parents, who are still wondering why their basement is full of his stuff from the Clinton administration. But hey, at least he's finally found his identity... after five decades!
2/7: @foidletslayer, the unemployed hero who's been perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing for decades, has finally found something he's good at: being a professional basement dweller. When asked about his impressive skills, he said, "I've been training for this my whole life. It takes dedication to be this lazy." We salute you, @foidletslayer!
3/7: Ever wondered who the world's shortest ordained minister was? That's right, it's our man @foidletslayer! Who knew being under 5 feet tall qualified you to marry people? We can't wait for the first wedding he officiates. The ceremony will be shorter than he is!
4/7: @foidletslayer just shared his new dating profile, and it's a wild ride. "Unemployed, homeless, 55-year-old man looking for someone to share his cardboard box with. Must enjoy the smell of despair and yesterday's pizza." Who wouldn't swipe right on that?
5/7: In a shocking turn of events, @foidletslayer has announced he's running for president in 2028. His campaign slogan? "Vote for me, and I'll make homelessness great again!" We're not sure if he's serious, but hey, at least his height means he'll be the first president to fit inside a standard-sized coffin.
6/7: @foidletslayer just got a new tattoo - a giant "L" on his forehead. When asked why, he said, "It stands for 'Legend'." We're pretty sure it stands for "Loser," but who are we to judge? Maybe in his world, being a 55-year-old unemployed man living in his parents' basement is legendary.
7/7: To @foidletslayer, we wish you all the best. May you one day find employment that doesn't require a ladder, a home that's not made of cardboard, and love that isn't from a payphone. Until then, keep on keeping on, champ! You're an inspiration to us all - a reminder that no matter how low you sink, you can always find a way to sink lower.

Spoiler: FACE EXPOSE

Spoiler: HIS COCK

Thread ended ok

@Aim Nothyng @foidletslayer @Idontknow- @magneso @Master

never thought that someone in this site could be shorter than me, he got my title im 5'2
@foidletslayer you hold title for bein 1# ranked manlet

 

[Deleted member 300207]

can u guys stop flirting

ayo