Foids be like "someone text me"

[DarknLost]

Then when you actually do so,this is what you get.
Oops I mean you get nothing at all,because you are an invisible subhuman

 

[GymBro2000]

Must be fun when you put this in your status as a girl and get hundreds of massages, meanwhile a depressed average male dies alone

 

[Time Travel]