For low IQ cels do CPA to get a high paying remote american job

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If you're stuck in a rut feeling like your brainpower is holding you back from that sweet American dream. I'd tell you to consider grinding for your CPA certification. Certified Public Accountant. It's not about being a genius it's more about discipline and rote learning.

The exams are tough but with study guides, practice tests and sheer persistence even low IQcels can crush it. You don't need to be intelligent to pass this exam. It is just rote learning and memorizing. Once certified, you're looking at entry level gigs paying 60-80k, scaling to six figures fast in firms like the Big Four. Remote options also common. They often offshore their work abroad. You can get hired by American companies even if you don't live in america and it's a stable field with demand everywhere. Every company in the United States however small or big it is needs a CPA to audit. It is also AI proof.


You can make AI do all the work for you. From start to the end. Do all the financials, crunch numbers without lifting a finger but AI still can't take your job because for regulatory compliance the signing authority has to be with a human. Only you have the signing authority and it will never be with an AI.

But why CPA specifically for low IQ cels? It's structured af. Just grind for it for a few months no need for creative brilliance or high stakes innovation like in Tech. No Grinding and Networking staring at some boring financial models and making power point 24/7 like in finance. Accounting is rules based follow GAAP, crunch numbers, audit books that's it. You don't need to be intelligent you just need to be persistent.

Low barrier to entry beyond the cert community colleges or online courses get you started cheap. In America, CPAs are recession proof gold tax season alone means overtime pay. Incel to Excel but I know 90% of the forum isn't low IQ but rather just too lazy and too unmotivated to grind for an cert like this but for those that have the fire. You can make this happen.
 
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do I need to know algebra 2?
 
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do I need to know algebra 2?
You just need to know basic algebra for stuff like financial ratios, interest calculations, and crunching numbers for audits or taxes. You don't need to do abstract or high level math like it is needed for coding. You'll just have to be able to handle equations and percentages comfortably.
 
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Why jfl? @Debetro
 
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no point
 
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remote control my nutz
 
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No certs for subpar genes.
I predicted this already. You nighas just don't want it bad enough.
I know 90% of the forum isn't low IQ but rather just too lazy and too unmotivated to grind for an cert like this but for those that have the fire. You can make this happen.
 
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I predicted this already. You nighas just don't want it bad enough.
Do you imply it's guaranteed to work out well? If I knew it was worth the time I would do it.
 
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Do you imply it's guaranteed to work out well? If I knew it was worth the time I would do it.
Nothing in this world is guaranteed
 
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Which other fields have Remote Jobs. Apart From Computer Science and CPA?
 
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Water, but its still not enough is this market. Gotta do another course to keep uo
 
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Which other fields have Remote Jobs. Apart From Computer Science and CPA?
I've seen digital marketing guys score remote jobs too.
 
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What's the difference between Product Manager and Product Marketing Manager ( One of my friend got into Google with Bachelors in Commerce)
 
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What's the difference between Product Manager and Product Marketing Manager ( One of my friend got into Google with Bachelors in Commerce)
PM is the product's boss. His job is to do the vision think like defining Google Maps features, working with devs, designer and prioritizing what gets built and how. It's strategic needs a CS degree (no coding just concepts) also pays very well. One of the highest paid non executive employees in the company.

PMM is about selling the product like make ads or campaigns for Google Workspace, YouTube Adsense researching markets and driving hype. It's less technical, leans on storytelling. Pay is significantly lower than PM but still good from what I've heard.
 
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I've never heard of this. When do I need to get into stuff like this? I'm 16 rn.
 
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I've never heard of this. When do I need to get into stuff like this? I'm 16 rn.
After or in between your degree. You are in the UK yes? If you don't want to bother with finance you can do this. Do an ACA and then a CPA and you are set for a career in accounts. Isn't as glamourous as high finance but good pay and low effort
 
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do you need an actual college degree for this?
 
If you're stuck in a rut feeling like your brainpower is holding you back from that sweet American dream. I'd tell you to consider grinding for your CPA certification. Certified Public Accountant. It's not about being a genius it's more about discipline and rote learning.

The exams are tough but with study guides, practice tests and sheer persistence even low IQcels can crush it. You don't need to be intelligent to pass this exam. It is just rote learning and memorizing. Once certified, you're looking at entry level gigs paying 60-80k, scaling to six figures fast in firms like the Big Four. Remote options also common. They often offshore their work abroad. You can get hired by American companies even if you don't live in america and it's a stable field with demand everywhere. Every company in the United States however small or big it is needs a CPA to audit. It is also AI proof.


You can make AI do all the work for you. From start to the end. Do all the financials, crunch numbers without lifting a finger but AI still can't take your job because for regulatory compliance the signing authority has to be with a human. Only you have the signing authority and it will never be with an AI.

But why CPA specifically for low IQ cels? It's structured af. Just grind for it for a few months no need for creative brilliance or high stakes innovation like in Tech. No Grinding and Networking staring at some boring financial models and making power point 24/7 like in finance. Accounting is rules based follow GAAP, crunch numbers, audit books that's it. You don't need to be intelligent you just need to be persistent.

Low barrier to entry beyond the cert community colleges or online courses get you started cheap. In America, CPAs are recession proof gold tax season alone means overtime pay. Incel to Excel but I know 90% of the forum isn't low IQ but rather just too lazy and too unmotivated to grind for an cert like this but for those that have the fire. You can make this happen.
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After or in between your degree. You are in the UK yes? If you don't want to bother with finance you can do this. Do an ACA and then a CPA and you are set for a career in accounts. Isn't as glamourous as high finance but good pay and low effort
I’m targeting high finance tbh.
 

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