For people who have shoplifted before, were there any close calls or times you got caught?

[chris34]

Wondering

 

[chris34]

bump for shoplifters

 

[buddhistking]

I have shoplifted like 30+ times in my life when I was a dumb teen, I got caught twice

The first time the security came outside, asked if I stole shit, I said yes, he just JFLed and left it alone, it was hilarious

The second time (at a different supermarket) the security manhandled me and we were tussling in public, we almost got in a fight on the street, it was a real "Save Europe" moment, he dragged me back inside, forced me to give a name and address (I faked them both) and made me never come back there again

It was hella scary and so that was the last time I shoplifted at 18

 

[killuacel]

when i was 13 me and my friend shoplifted from nike in central london, we ran out with 2 nike tech fleeces each and escaped my best shoplift story

 

[chris34]

I have shoplifted like 30+ times in my life when I was a dumb teen, I got caught twice

The first time the security came outside, asked if I stole shit, I said yes, he just JFLed and left it alone, it was hilarious

The second time (at a different supermarket) the security manhandled me and we were tussling in public, we almost got in a fight on the street, it was a real "Save Europe" moment, he dragged me back inside, forced me to give a name and address (I faked them both) and made me never come back there again

It was hella scary and so that was the last time I shoplifted at 18

whenever I shoplift I feel like I make it obvious that I am just based off how long I stay in the store walking back and fourth looking around but I still get away unless they know and are waiting for me to steal more things to add to my amount and then charge me with a felony

 

[SomaliSub5]

i shoplifted at party city in middle school, we stole fake cigarettes and that shit looked realistic as hell it was cool

 

[buddhistking]

whenever I shoplift I feel like I make it obvious that I am just based off how long I stay in the store walking back and fourth looking around but I still get away unless they know and are waiting for me to steal more things to add to my amount and then charge me with a felony

It's a risky game I wouldn't do it

I forgot there was one more time, I literally put a whole cake in my bag in Starbucks, the guy working there (not security) saw me, he gave me a look like "nigger what are you doing?" without speaking I put the cake back on the shelf, and walked out the door, this was the actual second time I got caught

 

[wastedspermcel]

Are u a nigger?

 

[chris34]

i shoplifted at party city in middle school, we stole fake cigarettes and that shit looked realistic as hell it was cool

How did they taste like?

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Im white

 

[chris34]

Are u a nigger?

No

 

[wastedspermcel]

I have shoplifted like 30+ times in my life when I was a dumb teen, I got caught twice

The first time the security came outside, asked if I stole shit, I said yes, he just JFLed and left it alone, it was hilarious

The second time (at a different supermarket) the security manhandled me and we were tussling in public, we almost got in a fight on the street, it was a real "Save Europe" moment, he dragged me back inside, forced me to give a name and address (I faked them both) and made me never come back there again

It was hella scary and so that was the last time I shoplifted at 18

Are you a nigger?

 

[buddhistking]

Are you a nigger?

Yessir

 

[Deleted member 280162]

Not really. I remember we stole few thousands worth of booze for my friend bday, we couldn't drink it all and next day reverse shoplifted what we didn't drink lol

 

[buddhistking]

Are you a nigger?

I'd like to add though that it wasn't just a "muh nigger" situation, I was chilling with thugmaxxers at the time (both white and black) who taught me how to steal from shops and asked me to steal for them so we had munchies to eat whilst smoking weed

Before that I was a good boy, and I stopped chilling with that group of people in the end

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Wondering

Yeah, I finally got caught and fired from my first job after working there a year and lifting around $5,000 worth of merchandise. It was like Walmart.

Got lazy and forgot to make sure loss prevention didn't have a visual on me while stuffing DVDs down my pants. I did catch them tailing me though before I crossed the point of sale. They were able to fire me but not press any sort of charges.

I would steal 8 packs of cigarettes every shift and sell them at a mark up to other minors at school.

 

[chris34]

Yeah, I finally got caught and fired from my first job after working there a year and lifting around $5,000 worth of merchandise. It was like Walmart.

Got lazy and forgot to make sure loss prevention didn't have a visual on me while stuffing DVDs down my pants. I did catch them tailing me though before I crossed the point of sale. They were able to fire me but not press any sort of charges.

I would steal 8 packs of cigarettes every shift and sell them at a mark up to other minors at school.

So how much did you end up earning at the end I assume you made quite a bit with the pack of cigarettes

 

[reemzy]

Wondering

robbing it sounds better

 

[PrettyLights]

I don’t think i’d have enough strength in my body to lift an entire shop. i think that’d be pretty heavy tbh

 

[chris34]

when i was 13 me and my friend shoplifted from nike in central london, we ran out with 2 nike tech fleeces each and escaped my best shoplift story

I once stole like 6 pre workouts from target

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Use to shoplift like crazy when i was 17.

Never got caught or amything though

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Nitty activities
Us aristocrats have no need to shoplift

 

[Lefty Rankin]

So how much did you end up earning at the end I assume you made quite a bit with the pack of cigarettes

I forget. That was 21 years ago.

 

[egyptiansub5]

Wondering

ye i got caught before

 

[chris34]

ye i got caught before

What did you try taking?

 

[egyptiansub5]

What did you try taking?

glasses

 

[KT-34]

Yes when I was kid I was caught by the shop keeper of the next store, he saw me take something

 

[134applesauce456]

Yeah, I finally got caught and fired from my first job after working there a year and lifting around $5,000 worth of merchandise. It was like Walmart.

Got lazy and forgot to make sure loss prevention didn't have a visual on me while stuffing DVDs down my pants. I did catch them tailing me though before I crossed the point of sale. They were able to fire me but not press any sort of charges.

I would steal 8 packs of cigarettes every shift and sell them at a mark up to other minors at school.

wtf is my luck how did I get caught at Walmart with like 3 vitamins jfl

 

[acm]

I got caught thrice in my life

first time was at my local store and i was trying to get this serum for myself, but i wasn't paying attention and turns out undercover security was tailing me the whole time (was listening to music jfl). i ended up getting confronted outside and just got a slap on the wrist since it was my first time, and i also lied about my name and age.

the other two times were at a store a few suburbs over to me. this time their loss prevention was waiting outside presumably watching on cameras and i got confronted while walking out. Once was by myself, and the other time with two friends.

 

[silently_said]

I only stole energy drinks from my school cafeteria never got caught though

 

[Lefty Rankin]

wtf is my luck how did I get caught at Walmart with like 3 vitamins jfl

You're not very street wise probably. It's got nothing to do with luck.

 

[User28823]

no but the last time i did it was 2012

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

every time I walk past this shop I steal a piece of fruit on my way into town, I've done it maybe a thousand times I feel like a medieval peasant

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

don't be fooled you can still do shit, when I'm on holiday I'll full a entire shopping cart and walk out

 

[134applesauce456]

You're not very street wise probably. It's got nothing to do with luck.

well how did u do it

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

well how did u do it

have you seen his face ? he's giga high trust and in his younger days the rules were more malleable

 

[134applesauce456]

have you seen his face ? he's giga high trust and in his younger days the rules were more malleable

well none of that is in my control

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

well none of that is in my control

that's life, things out of control decide your success you should know by now

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

I have shoplifted my entire life and still do, but i only got caught once
I went in with my friends after school to a supermarket close to it and we were all gonna steal together but we just ended standing around and probably causing suspicion until they pussied out and i did it alone. Stuffed like 6 chocolate bars on my waist in a corner thinking nobody noticed and tried walking out but 6'8 400 pound bbc beast security stopped me at the exit and told me to take everything out, i denied it at first then finally gave in (retarded move should have kept the chocolates) after he started speaking more harshly then i started fake crying saying my family was poor and had nothing to eat, he said for me to wait there until the police arrived and he went into a room, i ran the fuck away and never stepped foot there again for like a year. Next day of school i saw people dressed in their uniform going in my school. Idk wtf they did there but they were probably asking if someone fit my description, i waited outside for another hour before going in there cuz i was afraid that they were going to arrest me if they saw me there

Every time i'm anywhere that sells anything small that i want i'll take it and hide it in my pocket/sleeve or waist and every time i go to the supermarket i always come in with 2 bags inside of each other, stuff a bunch of shit in the bottom bag and place what ill actually buy on the top bag and i did this every time my mom made me go there as a kid too. Anything worth buying is fucking expensive as fuck here.