Found something in my chinese food

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25thpercentile human

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Was eating some chinese noodle shit when i found this
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didnt know what it was and think it was a fried bug so i ran to the bathroom and just puked out everything.
but then after i puked out everything i realize i was hungry as shit and didnt have anything else to eat. i was like fuck it im a caveman i aint no pussy i eat whatever i find so i end up eating the rest of my food. but i puked out most of my food and the rest isn't enough and im still hungry as shit and have nothing at home to eat
 
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Looks like a bat
 
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you ordered fried corona bats sweet-and-sour?
 
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Nigga you gonna get coronavirus
 
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Was eating some chinese noodle shit when i found this
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didnt know what it was and think it was a fried bug so i ran to the bathroom and just puked out everything.
but then after i puked out everything i realize i was hungry as shit and didnt have anything else to eat. i was like fuck it im a caveman i aint no pussy i eat whatever i find so i end up eating the rest of my food. but i puked out most of my food and the rest isn't enough and im still hungry as shit and have nothing at home to eat
Chink
 
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i also forgot to include i ate my fortune cookie whole
had to get the paper out of my mouth
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after corona I dont order chinese shit anymore
 
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High iq indeed op, order chinese food under the time of gook virus pandemic
 
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High iq indeed op, order chinese food under the time of gook virus pandemic
i eat whatever i want. keep barking for my cave man immune system
 
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I only eat Vietnamese food when I want to taste something Asian ngl
 
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No bug for your face
 
Look at this gook HAHAHHA
 

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