Fraud Your Failos Away: A Gray Guide

[ponderosa]

hello everyone, i have used my gray powers to present to you all ponderosas awesome frauding guide, where i will go by sections telling you the best frauds for your shit features

but first: how do you identify bad features?

Spoiler: how to identify bad features

1: look in the mirror (duh)
2: use a true mirror or inverted lens, a true mirror can be created by putting two mirrors at a 90 degree angle but it needs to be exact and we both know you arent doing that shit so just use the inverted filter with the back camera 6ft away
3: comparing your face to a "perfect" face based on your ethnicity
4: cover parts of your face and see changes in psl
this ones thanks to JimmyDreamsOfZygos

Method 1: Hair

Spoiler

some people will tell you that hair is cope. you should kill them.
hair can be used to hide your failos (water)
unless getting something like a fade or buzz, get your haircut at a salon. they have more in-depth knowledge about hair and more experience helping you fraud since their customers are mostly women
chose your haircut based on your failos, face shape, and how you want to frame your face
can greatly boost appeal when nichemaxxing
10/10 fraud

Method 2: Makeup

Spoiler

makeup is a great fruad, but be careful. if you get caught wearing this, its absolutely over
use tinted sunscreen on your face to improve coloring, contrast, and hiding shit skin like dark circles
could also use mascara on eyelashes but super risky
DO NOT BE A FAGGOT WITH THIS!!!
example of being a faggot
View attachment 4468298

7/10, can ascend but super dangerous

Method 3: Shoulder Pads

Spoiler

water, improves your frame
dont go to crazy with em
have to find a way around them when you slay, but good in public
6/10 could just go to the gym

Method 4: Height Boosters

Spoiler

amazing for shortcels like me
many variations like elevator shoes, height boosting insoles, and height boosting socks???

(these gotta be locked behind an autism paywall)
easy boost to smv
worse than public execution if you get caught
9/10 w gamble

Method 5: Facial hair
this is water because everyone knows this but get facial hair if lower third is bad, shave if lower third is good
keep it well kept, dont be a discord mod with a neckbeard
heres a funny tiktok i found demonstrating this

10/10 method no downside

Many more methods but im tired and cant be bothered
this is lowk water
thank you for reading the first gray guide

 

[softymaxer]

saved instantaneously but still dnr

 

[ponderosa]

i fucked up the image link and didnt put a spoiler for the last one mb
bad first impression for the gray guides

 

[ponderosa]

saved instantaneously but still dnr

my first dnr im so proud rn

 

[Wexilarious]

Worst frauding guide to increase attractiveness from 5 points to 5

 

[ponderosa]

Worst frauding guide to increase attractiveness from 5 points to 5

grammar so bad it turned into a compliment

 

[Wexilarious]

grammar so bad it turned into a compliment

idk bhai maybe you don't understand meaning of what i wrote

 

[ponderosa]

idk bhai maybe you don't understand meaning of what i wrote

"Worst frauding guide to increase attractiveness from 5 points to 5" means my guide is the worst at doing nothing, meaning it actually does something

 

[Wexilarious]

"Worst frauding guide to increase attractiveness from 5 points to 5" means my guide is the worst at doing nothing, meaning it actually does something

Doing everything from your guide won't increase attractiveness, but increasing height is legit

 

[iwantuinsideme]

none of you bitches even know how to wear makeup properly, you think you're so cutting edge and you're dabbling with tinted suncream lol

absolute lol at any self respecting male in 2026 who doesn't have a foundation (i use a bit of armani luminous glow - i don't particularly need it because i don't have any imperfections - you can use erborian cc cream if you wish), a good concealer on hand (nars do good ones, you have to find your shade as per the foundation also), and you need a brush or do plus a black beautyblender.

and the fact you don't even mention contouring is a mega lol - i use the fenty match stix along my jaw and cheekbone, blend in, add a little bit of charlotte tilbury hollywood flawless fliter, then for the eyes your understanding is obviouly wrong.

you always start with a subtle shadow, grey-brown mathcing skin tone to create deep set eyes THEN use something like a maybelline tattoo liner in espresso then you just do the top so it's not obvious, or do both upper and lower if you think you can get away with it.

then use a charlotte tilbury setting spray or something.

honestly it's not a suprise you all look like sh1t, sorry

 

[ponderosa]

none of you bitches even know how to wear makeup properly, you think you're so cutting edge and you're dabbling with tinted suncream lol

absolute lol at any self respecting male in 2026 who doesn't have a foundation (i use a bit of armani luminous glow - i don't particularly need it because i don't have any imperfections - you can use erborian cc cream if you wish), a good concealer on hand (nars do good ones, you have to find your shade as per the foundation also), and you need a brush or do plus a black beautyblender.

and the fact you don't even mention contouring is a mega lol - i use the fenty match stix along my jaw and cheekbone, blend in, add a little bit of charlotte tilbury hollywood flawless fliter, then for the eyes your understanding is obviouly wrong.

you always start with a subtle shadow, grey-brown mathcing skin tone to create deep set eyes THEN use something like a maybelline tattoo liner in espresso then you just do the top so it's not obvious, or do both upper and lower if you think you can get away with it.

then use a charlotte tilbury setting spray or something.

honestly it's not a suprise you all look like sh1t, sorry

thats because im lazy and by stating incorrect info i can have autistic people on the forums do it for me

 

[Doesitmatter?]

The DNR pill is brutal man

 

[lblamemyse1f]

SUPER

 

[UKS]

hello everyone, i have used my gray powers to present to you all ponderosas awesome frauding guide, where i will go by sections telling you the best frauds for your shit features

but first: how do you identify bad features?

Spoiler: how to identify bad features

1: look in the mirror (duh)
2: use a true mirror or inverted lens, a true mirror can be created by putting two mirrors at a 90 degree angle but it needs to be exact and we both know you arent doing that shit so just use the inverted filter with the back camera 6ft away
3: comparing your face to a "perfect" face based on your ethnicity
4: cover parts of your face and see changes in psl
this ones thanks to JimmyDreamsOfZygos

Method 1: Hair

Spoiler

some people will tell you that hair is cope. you should kill them.
hair can be used to hide your failos (water)
unless getting something like a fade or buzz, get your haircut at a salon. they have more in-depth knowledge about hair and more experience helping you fraud since their customers are mostly women
chose your haircut based on your failos, face shape, and how you want to frame your face
can greatly boost appeal when nichemaxxing
10/10 fraud

Method 2: Makeup

Spoiler

makeup is a great fruad, but be careful. if you get caught wearing this, its absolutely over
use tinted sunscreen on your face to improve coloring, contrast, and hiding shit skin like dark circles
could also use mascara on eyelashes but super risky
DO NOT BE A FAGGOT WITH THIS!!!
example of being a faggot
View attachment 4468298

7/10, can ascend but super dangerous

Method 3: Shoulder Pads

Spoiler

water, improves your frame
dont go to crazy with em
have to find a way around them when you slay, but good in public
6/10 could just go to the gym

Method 4: Height Boosters

Spoiler

amazing for shortcels like me
many variations like elevator shoes, height boosting insoles, and height boosting socks???
View attachment 4468353
(these gotta be locked behind an autism paywall)
easy boost to smv
worse than public execution if you get caught
9/10 w gamble

Method 5: Facial hair
this is water because everyone knows this but get facial hair if lower third is bad, shave if lower third is good
keep it well kept, dont be a discord mod with a neckbeard
heres a funny tiktok i found demonstrating this
View attachment 4468342View attachment 4468343View attachment 4468344
10/10 method no downside

Many more methods but im tired and cant be bothered
this is lowk water
thank you for reading the first gray guide

I'm stuck at the identifying bad features part, I don't seem to have any.

 

[i cant lie cant lie]

I'm stuck at the identifying bad features part, I don't seem to have any.

you dont have any striking features too, true mtn.

 

[i cant lie cant lie]

hello everyone, i have used my gray powers to present to you all ponderosas awesome frauding guide, where i will go by sections telling you the best frauds for your shit features

but first: how do you identify bad features?

Spoiler: how to identify bad features

1: look in the mirror (duh)
2: use a true mirror or inverted lens, a true mirror can be created by putting two mirrors at a 90 degree angle but it needs to be exact and we both know you arent doing that shit so just use the inverted filter with the back camera 6ft away
3: comparing your face to a "perfect" face based on your ethnicity
4: cover parts of your face and see changes in psl
this ones thanks to JimmyDreamsOfZygos

Method 1: Hair

Spoiler

some people will tell you that hair is cope. you should kill them.
hair can be used to hide your failos (water)
unless getting something like a fade or buzz, get your haircut at a salon. they have more in-depth knowledge about hair and more experience helping you fraud since their customers are mostly women
chose your haircut based on your failos, face shape, and how you want to frame your face
can greatly boost appeal when nichemaxxing
10/10 fraud

Method 2: Makeup

Spoiler

makeup is a great fruad, but be careful. if you get caught wearing this, its absolutely over
use tinted sunscreen on your face to improve coloring, contrast, and hiding shit skin like dark circles
could also use mascara on eyelashes but super risky
DO NOT BE A FAGGOT WITH THIS!!!
example of being a faggot
View attachment 4468298

7/10, can ascend but super dangerous

Method 3: Shoulder Pads

Spoiler

water, improves your frame
dont go to crazy with em
have to find a way around them when you slay, but good in public
6/10 could just go to the gym

Method 4: Height Boosters

Spoiler

amazing for shortcels like me
many variations like elevator shoes, height boosting insoles, and height boosting socks???
View attachment 4468353
(these gotta be locked behind an autism paywall)
easy boost to smv
worse than public execution if you get caught
9/10 w gamble

Method 5: Facial hair
this is water because everyone knows this but get facial hair if lower third is bad, shave if lower third is good
keep it well kept, dont be a discord mod with a neckbeard
heres a funny tiktok i found demonstrating this
View attachment 4468342View attachment 4468343View attachment 4468344
10/10 method no downside

Many more methods but im tired and cant be bothered
this is lowk water
thank you for reading the first gray guide

Contact lenses are really good too. If you have a shit face atleast you get some uniqueness

 

[averagenormie]

Finally some good thread that deserves a rep

 

[Tr0ubLe]

Forgot to bulgemaxx buddy