Frauding Manlets beware: iPhone 12 camera can scan peoples heights

[Patient A]

This is the pinnacle that hundreds of years of technological innovation has built up to: the at will exposure of manlets

Manlets will soon all have to wear 4 inch stiletto lifts as they will not be able to lie about their height.

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

Imagine going to a Tinder date and the first thing the bitch does is pull out her phone and measure you jfl

 

[Danish_Retard]

if this comes out ill become an eco terrorist.

 

[Patient A]

Imagine going to a Tinder date and the first thing the bitch does is pull out her phone and measure you jfl

And if you don't measure up they don't even say hello they just abruptly walk away

 

[Patient A]

if this comes out ill become an eco terrorist.

Too late:

Measure a person’s height with iPhone

In Measure on supported iPhone models, instantly measure a person’s height.

support.apple.com

 

[Mr.cope]

It’s not accurate son

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

And if you don't measure up they don't even say hello they just abruptly walk away

Lmfao ill just steal her phone and run away
Romanian style

 

[mortis]

The nigger whore on the left is 5'9, why she has to be a poop skin ffs waste of height.

 

[Danish_Retard]

Too late:

Measure a person’s height with iPhone

In Measure on supported iPhone models, instantly measure a person’s height.

support.apple.com

im bombing apple HQ asap

 

[R@m@]

jfl look at the name "LiDAR scanner" in portugueses lidar means cope

 

[Deleted member 12669]

jfl look at the name "LiDAR scanner" in portugueses lidar means cope

Kinda looks like LDAR as well xD

 

[Shotgun]

im bombing apple HQ asap
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I thought you were tall boyo?

 

[Danish_Retard]

I thought you were tall boyo?

I'm ~183cm

 

[Danish_Retard]

I'm ~183cm

if this comes out ill become an eco terrorist.

@Patient A why are you "huh"ing this u faggot

 

[klamus]

That darn LDAR scanner

 

[Patient A]

@Patient A why are you "huh"ing this u faggot

You are 6 foot barefoot u faggot. in over 99+% of the world that isn't manlet

If you wanted to use lifts you could be 6' 4"

 

[Danish_Retard]

You are 6 foot barefoot u faggot. in over 99+% of the world that isn't manlet

If you wanted to use lifts you could be 6' 4"

i claim 187cm with shoes with no lifts.

 

[Patient A]

i claim 187cm with shoes with no lifts.

so hmmm why do you care? you fraud 1 inch? lmao

 

[Primordial]

apple should defo know the consequences of developing something like this, what are their reasons , are they purposely trying to eradicate manlets out of existence

 

[Patient A]

apple should defo know the consequences of developing something like this, what are their reasons , are they purposely trying to eradicate manlets out of existence

well, yeah. That has been Steve Jobs number 1 goal since he started apple in the 1980s. He hated manlets

 

[gamma]

Lifefuel

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

5'7 soy chugging cucks at apple making it easier for their oneitises to reject them

 

[Deleted member 7725]

Lifefuel. I'm invisible right now. If a girl scans me and sees 6'7" she might have a height fetish and not be revolted by me.

 

[Patient A]

Lifefuel. I'm invisible right now. If a girl scans me and sees 6'7" she might have a height fetish and not be revolted by me.

“Ugh 6’7”… what a lanklet… if only he was 6’6”…” - some Becky somewhere

 

[klamus]

i claim 187cm with shoes with no lifts.

What The fuck Do you mean you claim? Do you think that what numbers you say Changes how people see your height? If I claimed 192 cm people would think of me as retarded. If I claimed 182 people would just say I got measured wrong

 

[randomvanish]

I'm ~183cm

pfff fucking manlet it's over never began ldar quit that's life