FREE BLOODTEST AND PRESCRIPTIONS METHOD

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I can't believe it's this easy.

If your country has universal healthcare (Sorry Americans) you can use online nurse practitioner sites which you can pay monthly or one time as needed. Americans can still use this for prescriptions though.

I made up symptoms and got the prescription I wanted.



AND they deliver it TO YOUR DOOR

I literally told them my entire roid stack and they didn't care beyond "erm! You should probably talk to a doctor" I swear these doctors are trying to descend me.

Told them I wanted to take a bloodtest BECAUSE of my stack and boom, I got the free bloodtest for all my important metrics I need to keep on top of.



ALSO! You can checkmark the boxes yourselves, I check marked estrogen for my last bloodtest and they didn't care.
They don't even care that you obtain your Test online


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I literally told them my entire roid stack and they didn't care beyond "erm! You should probably talk to a doctor" I swear these doctors are trying to descend me.
I think they assume you're hypogonadal or something. Ahhh hypogonadism medication is Metribolone
 
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I think they assume you're hypogonadal or something. Ahhh hypogonadism medication is Metribolone

Nah I told them my natural test was 280 and they literally said "That's low-normal!"

Both my doctors REFUSED to fix my Test because I was considered LOW-NORMAL

The LOW-Normal range is taken from 18-77 year olds, complete INSANITY.

The doctor who gave me the bloodtest said I wasn't even hypogonadal and warned me I'll get a heart disease :ROFLMAO:

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289ng is normal for a 22 year old
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Bookmarked 🥹😍
 
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Nah I told them my natural test was 280 and they literally said "That's low-normal!"

Both my doctors REFUSED to fix my Test because I was considered LOW-NORMAL

The LOW-Normal range is taken from 18-77 year olds, complete INSANITY.

The doctor who gave me the bloodtest said I wasn't even hypogonadal and warned me I'll get a heart disease :ROFLMAO:

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289ng is normal for a 22 year old
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Borderline hypogonadal and "Low-Normal" :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:


Average is 750ng/dl BTW :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
I can't believe it's this easy.

If your country has universal healthcare (Sorry Americans) you can use online nurse practitioner sites which you can pay monthly or one time as needed. Americans can still use this for prescriptions though.

I made up symptoms and got the prescription I wanted.

View attachment 4778869

AND they deliver it TO YOUR DOOR

I literally told them my entire roid stack and they didn't care beyond "erm! You should probably talk to a doctor" I swear these doctors are trying to descend me.

Told them I wanted to take a bloodtest BECAUSE of my stack and boom, I got the free bloodtest for all my important metrics I need to keep on top of.


View attachment 4778872
ALSO! You can checkmark the boxes yourselves, I check marked estrogen for my last bloodtest and they didn't care.
They don't even care that you obtain your Test online


View attachment 4778856
I Used To Pray For Times Like This GIF

TLDR: Search up Local/National telemedicine/virtual care platform
bookmarked, mirin
 
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Str8 to my bookmarks🥹
 
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Im way too young to be able to do this so i gotta wait😢
Haha same here. My parents are scared of vitamins BRO I WILL NEVER CONVINCE THEM TO ALLOW ME

Even though i. have x3 times the knowledge of an endocrinologist
Right maybe thats wrong but i know hematocrit and hemagolobin. ideals :sneaky:
 
Haha same here. My parents are scared of vitamins BRO I WILL NEVER CONVINCE THEM TO ALLOW ME

Even though i. have x3 times the knowledge of an endocrinologist
Right maybe thats wrong but i know hematocrit and hemagolobin. ideals :sneaky:
Vitamins??? Ur not even allowed to use supplements?
 
Vitamins??? Ur not even allowed to use supplements?
Lol no I am allowed, but, in extreme moderation for some reason :trepidation::trepidation:

I can't take D3 and K2 together since "thats bad dont mix your body" some shit i always try to convince but the parents are stubborn. I take magnesium and omega3 and certain antibiotics SINCE I NEEDED TO CONVINCE MY MOM BY GOING TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR
 
I can't believe it's this easy.

If your country has universal healthcare (Sorry Americans) you can use online nurse practitioner sites which you can pay monthly or one time as needed. Americans can still use this for prescriptions though.

I made up symptoms and got the prescription I wanted.

View attachment 4778869

AND they deliver it TO YOUR DOOR

I literally told them my entire roid stack and they didn't care beyond "erm! You should probably talk to a doctor" I swear these doctors are trying to descend me.

Told them I wanted to take a bloodtest BECAUSE of my stack and boom, I got the free bloodtest for all my important metrics I need to keep on top of.


View attachment 4778872
ALSO! You can checkmark the boxes yourselves, I check marked estrogen for my last bloodtest and they didn't care.
They don't even care that you obtain your Test online


View attachment 4778856
I Used To Pray For Times Like This GIF

TLDR: Search up Local/National telemedicine/virtual care platform
All fun and games until there asking why your balls don’t work lol. I mean worse case you have some docter thinking your a roidcel
 
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Lol no I am allowed, but, in extreme moderation for some reason :trepidation::trepidation:

I can't take D3 and K2 together since "thats bad dont mix your body" some shit i always try to convince but the parents are stubborn. I take magnesium and omega3 and certain antibiotics SINCE I NEEDED TO CONVINCE MY MOM BY GOING TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR
Feel genuinely bad for you gng, but you can just buy them and hide them from them
 
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Feel genuinely bad for you gng, but you can just buy them and hide them from them
It would be very suboptimal. Once i move out at 16 for uni i will be able to roid as much as i want. These parents are doing nothing to me.
 
Feel genuinely bad for you gng, but you can just buy them and hide them from them
I told her i want to eat 4 eggs ED and cut the seed oils and grains, mom was so reluctant it was insane. Then we went to see the nutritionst and he basically confirmed me. Hahahaha
 
All fun and games until there asking why your balls don’t work lol. I mean worse case you have some docter thinking your a roidcel
Who cares, in most 1st world non opiod ridden countries, roids are legal to own and use. At least in the UK.
 
I told her i want to eat 4 eggs ED and cut the seed oils and grains, mom was so reluctant it was insane. Then we went to see the nutritionst and he basically confirmed me. Hahahaha
Im lucky my dad is into fitness so he gets me the supplements and shi
 
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Who cares, in most 1st world non opiod ridden countries, roids are legal to own and use. At least in the UK.
Yeah uk is fucked you can get away with anything drug related if it’s your fist offence
 
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Yeah uk is fucked you can get away with anything drug related if it’s your fist offence
Seriously??


I was talking about AAS in general being allowed, but, that information is interesting :feelsohh::feelsohh:
 
Seriously??


I was talking about AAS in general being allowed, but, that information is interesting :feelsohh::feelsohh:
Uk legal system is fucked, you can get probation for carrying a zombie knife but 10 years for selling illegal tv boxes. Proper fucked
 
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All fun and games until there asking why your balls don’t work lol. I mean worse case you have some docter thinking your a roidcel

My LH was <0.1 and my fSH was was 0.3

meanwhile, my test was 2000ng and my estrogen 440.

My doctor called me ASAP after the test and I said I can't come in lol
 
It would be very suboptimal. Once i move out at 16 for uni i will be able to roid as much as i want. These parents are doing nothing to me.

HGH behind their back if you are under 16.

Anything below 6'5 is suboptimal
 
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