FREE BLOODTEST AND PRESCRIPTIONS METHOD

[Faustum]

I can't believe it's this easy.

If your country has universal healthcare (Sorry Americans) you can use online nurse practitioner sites which you can pay monthly or one time as needed. Americans can still use this for prescriptions though.

I made up symptoms and got the prescription I wanted.



AND they deliver it TO YOUR DOOR

I literally told them my entire roid stack and they didn't care beyond "erm! You should probably talk to a doctor" I swear these doctors are trying to descend me.

Told them I wanted to take a bloodtest BECAUSE of my stack and boom, I got the free bloodtest for all my important metrics I need to keep on top of.


ALSO! You can checkmark the boxes yourselves, I check marked estrogen for my last bloodtest and they didn't care.
They don't even care that you obtain your Test online

TLDR: Search up Local/National telemedicine/virtual care platform

 

[ICL]

I literally told them my entire roid stack and they didn't care beyond "erm! You should probably talk to a doctor" I swear these doctors are trying to descend me.

I think they assume you're hypogonadal or something. Ahhh hypogonadism medication is Metribolone

 

[ICL]

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Website url?

 

[Faustum]

I think they assume you're hypogonadal or something. Ahhh hypogonadism medication is Metribolone

Nah I told them my natural test was 280 and they literally said "That's low-normal!"

Both my doctors REFUSED to fix my Test because I was considered LOW-NORMAL

The LOW-Normal range is taken from 18-77 year olds, complete INSANITY.

The doctor who gave me the bloodtest said I wasn't even hypogonadal and warned me I'll get a heart disease

289ng is normal for a 22 year old

 

[Faustum]

Website url?

I can't advertise anything on the forum.

Just search up local telemedicine/virtual care platform

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Bookmarked

 

[ICL]

Nah I told them my natural test was 280 and they literally said "That's low-normal!"

Both my doctors REFUSED to fix my Test because I was considered LOW-NORMAL

The LOW-Normal range is taken from 18-77 year olds, complete INSANITY.

The doctor who gave me the bloodtest said I wasn't even hypogonadal and warned me I'll get a heart disease

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289ng is normal for a 22 year old

Borderline hypogonadal and "Low-Normal"


Average is 750ng/dl BTW

 

[Kojo]

I can't believe it's this easy.

If your country has universal healthcare (Sorry Americans) you can use online nurse practitioner sites which you can pay monthly or one time as needed. Americans can still use this for prescriptions though.

I made up symptoms and got the prescription I wanted.

View attachment 4778869

AND they deliver it TO YOUR DOOR

I literally told them my entire roid stack and they didn't care beyond "erm! You should probably talk to a doctor" I swear these doctors are trying to descend me.

Told them I wanted to take a bloodtest BECAUSE of my stack and boom, I got the free bloodtest for all my important metrics I need to keep on top of.

View attachment 4778872
ALSO! You can checkmark the boxes yourselves, I check marked estrogen for my last bloodtest and they didn't care.
They don't even care that you obtain your Test online

View attachment 4778856

TLDR: Search up Local/National telemedicine/virtual care platform

bookmarked, mirin

 

[Faustum]

Borderline hypogonadal and "Low-Normal"


Average is 750ng/dl BTW

This is exactly why we self medicate

 

[desperatesub5]

Str8 to my bookmarks

 

[Faustum]

Str8 to my bookmarks

Act now don't let it rot in bookmarks

 

[desperatesub5]

Act now don't let it rot in bookmarks

Im way too young to be able to do this so i gotta wait

 

[ICL]

Im way too young to be able to do this so i gotta wait

Haha same here. My parents are scared of vitamins BRO I WILL NEVER CONVINCE THEM TO ALLOW ME

Even though i. have x3 times the knowledge of an endocrinologist
Right maybe thats wrong but i know hematocrit and hemagolobin. ideals

 

[desperatesub5]

Haha same here. My parents are scared of vitamins BRO I WILL NEVER CONVINCE THEM TO ALLOW ME

Even though i. have x3 times the knowledge of an endocrinologist
Right maybe thats wrong but i know hematocrit and hemagolobin. ideals

Vitamins??? Ur not even allowed to use supplements?

 

[ICL]

Vitamins??? Ur not even allowed to use supplements?

Lol no I am allowed, but, in extreme moderation for some reason

I can't take D3 and K2 together since "thats bad dont mix your body" some shit i always try to convince but the parents are stubborn. I take magnesium and omega3 and certain antibiotics SINCE I NEEDED TO CONVINCE MY MOM BY GOING TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR

 

[TajManzoor]

I can't believe it's this easy.

If your country has universal healthcare (Sorry Americans) you can use online nurse practitioner sites which you can pay monthly or one time as needed. Americans can still use this for prescriptions though.

I made up symptoms and got the prescription I wanted.

View attachment 4778869

AND they deliver it TO YOUR DOOR

I literally told them my entire roid stack and they didn't care beyond "erm! You should probably talk to a doctor" I swear these doctors are trying to descend me.

Told them I wanted to take a bloodtest BECAUSE of my stack and boom, I got the free bloodtest for all my important metrics I need to keep on top of.

View attachment 4778872
ALSO! You can checkmark the boxes yourselves, I check marked estrogen for my last bloodtest and they didn't care.
They don't even care that you obtain your Test online

View attachment 4778856

TLDR: Search up Local/National telemedicine/virtual care platform

All fun and games until there asking why your balls don’t work lol. I mean worse case you have some docter thinking your a roidcel

 

[desperatesub5]

Lol no I am allowed, but, in extreme moderation for some reason

I can't take D3 and K2 together since "thats bad dont mix your body" some shit i always try to convince but the parents are stubborn. I take magnesium and omega3 and certain antibiotics SINCE I NEEDED TO CONVINCE MY MOM BY GOING TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR

Feel genuinely bad for you gng, but you can just buy them and hide them from them

 

[ICL]

Feel genuinely bad for you gng, but you can just buy them and hide them from them

It would be very suboptimal. Once i move out at 16 for uni i will be able to roid as much as i want. These parents are doing nothing to me.

 

[ICL]

Feel genuinely bad for you gng, but you can just buy them and hide them from them

I told her i want to eat 4 eggs ED and cut the seed oils and grains, mom was so reluctant it was insane. Then we went to see the nutritionst and he basically confirmed me. Hahahaha

 

[ICL]

All fun and games until there asking why your balls don’t work lol. I mean worse case you have some docter thinking your a roidcel

Who cares, in most 1st world non opiod ridden countries, roids are legal to own and use. At least in the UK.

 

[Troo_]

I can't believe it's this easy.

If your country has universal healthcare

 

[desperatesub5]

I told her i want to eat 4 eggs ED and cut the seed oils and grains, mom was so reluctant it was insane. Then we went to see the nutritionst and he basically confirmed me. Hahahaha

Im lucky my dad is into fitness so he gets me the supplements and shi

 

[TajManzoor]

Who cares, in most 1st world non opiod ridden countries, roids are legal to own and use. At least in the UK.

Yeah uk is fucked you can get away with anything drug related if it’s your fist offence

 

[ICL]

Yeah uk is fucked you can get away with anything drug related if it’s your fist offence

Seriously??


I was talking about AAS in general being allowed, but, that information is interesting

 

[TajManzoor]

Seriously??


I was talking about AAS in general being allowed, but, that information is interesting

Uk legal system is fucked, you can get probation for carrying a zombie knife but 10 years for selling illegal tv boxes. Proper fucked

 

[Faustum]

You can still get prescriptions if you are American.

But bloodtest part is free in Universal Healthcare countries.

 

[Faustum]

All fun and games until there asking why your balls don’t work lol. I mean worse case you have some docter thinking your a roidcel

My LH was <0.1 and my fSH was was 0.3

meanwhile, my test was 2000ng and my estrogen 440.

My doctor called me ASAP after the test and I said I can't come in lol

 

[Faustum]

It would be very suboptimal. Once i move out at 16 for uni i will be able to roid as much as i want. These parents are doing nothing to me.

HGH behind their back if you are under 16.

Anything below 6'5 is suboptimal

 

[Faustum]

Bump for the Eurobros

 

[adrianmessorwetti]

I can't believe it's this easy.

If your country has universal healthcare (Sorry Americans) you can use online nurse practitioner sites which you can pay monthly or one time as needed. Americans can still use this for prescriptions though.

I made up symptoms and got the prescription I wanted.



AND they deliver it TO YOUR DOOR

I literally told them my entire roid stack and they didn't care beyond "erm! You should probably talk to a doctor" I swear these doctors are trying to descend me.

Told them I wanted to take a bloodtest BECAUSE of my stack and boom, I got the free bloodtest for all my important metrics I need to keep on top of.


ALSO! You can checkmark the boxes yourselves, I check marked estrogen for my last bloodtest and they didn't care.
They don't even care that you obtain your Test online

TLDR: Search up Local/National telemedicine/virtual care platform

Wait, so you made up symptoms for low test levels, got a doctors prescription for testosterone and then went to a public healthcare and got free bloodwork??

 

[Faustum]

Wait, so you made up symptoms for low test levels, got a doctors prescription for testosterone and then went to a public healthcare and got free bloodwork??

No. No doctor will give you Testosterone.

Thankfully, it's easy to get online.

I told them I TAKE Testosterone that I obtained online, doctors have patient confidentially, so I tell them I want to get this and that tested to make sure everything is in balance.

I just started HGH 2 weeks ago, so I will be contacting them for a bloodtest for IGF-1, Test, Estrogen, etc. Which is free.

 

[maxx92765]

I can't believe it's this easy.

If your country has universal healthcare (Sorry Americans) you can use online nurse practitioner sites which you can pay monthly or one time as needed. Americans can still use this for prescriptions though.

I made up symptoms and got the prescription I wanted.



AND they deliver it TO YOUR DOOR

I literally told them my entire roid stack and they didn't care beyond "erm! You should probably talk to a doctor" I swear these doctors are trying to descend me.

Told them I wanted to take a bloodtest BECAUSE of my stack and boom, I got the free bloodtest for all my important metrics I need to keep on top of.


ALSO! You can checkmark the boxes yourselves, I check marked estrogen for my last bloodtest and they didn't care.
They don't even care that you obtain your Test online

TLDR: Search up Local/National telemedicine/virtual care platform

what did u get from the telemedicine company? like what did they ACTUALLY ship you?

 

[adrianmessorwetti]

Okay makes sense, how old are you? And do you have any tips for me if i want to start an only test cycle, i've been thinking about doing 250mg at first and then MAYBE going to 350 or smth, im also 17.

No. No doctor will give you Testosterone.

Thankfully, it's easy to get online.

I told them I TAKE Testosterone that I obtained online, doctors have patient confidentially, so I tell them I want to get this and that tested to make sure everything is in balance.

I just started HGH 2 weeks ago, so I will be contacting them for a bloodtest for IGF-1, Test, Estrogen, etc. Which is freee

 

[Faustum]

Okay makes sense, how old are you? And do you have any tips for me if i want to start an only test cycle, i've been thinking about doing 250mg at first and then MAYBE going to 350 or smth, im also 17.

I recently just wrote an entire thread on how to start your first Testosterone ONLY cycle

How to start YOUR First Cycle for Late Teens/Young Adults [EASY TO START + PRICES]

The ULTIMATE Guide for First-Time Testosterone Users (2026) THIS IS THE ONLY TIME IN ALL OF HISTORY TO INJECT, FEEL, AND POSSESS LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE NO OTHER MAN HAS HAD BEFORE... AND YOU ARE GOING TO MISS OUT ON THIS? “It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and...

looksmax.org

 

[adrianmessorwetti]

I recently just wrote an entire thread on how to start your first Testosterone ONLY cycle

How to start YOUR First Cycle for Late Teens/Young Adults [EASY TO START + PRICES]

The ULTIMATE Guide for First-Time Testosterone Users (2026) THIS IS THE ONLY TIME IN ALL OF HISTORY TO INJECT, FEEL, AND POSSESS LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE NO OTHER MAN HAS HAD BEFORE... AND YOU ARE GOING TO MISS OUT ON THIS? “It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and...

looksmax.org

Okay tysm

 

[ICL]

Mods can you give this spastic a warning for necroposting and providing nothing useful?
@Hernan @tuberculosisinmybal @Gengar’s Ghost

8k posts and mum controls ur life, Get a job ur such a loser ur never pinning JFLLL. cant mix d3 k2 ur auctually a loser i would rope if i had your life holy shit...

 

[Hernan]

Mods can you give this spastic a warning for necroposting and providing nothing useful?
@Hernan @tuberculosisinmybal @Gengar’s Ghost

necroposting? its been a week so no but yes for shitpost.

 

[ICL]

necroposting? its been a week so no but yes for shitpost.

Original thread is from march 17, it's been over a month since the main discussion has ended

 

[Hernan]

Original thread is from march 17, it's been over a month since the main discussion has ended
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Not the final post.

 

[Finncelchud]

Mirin, will use this method in my curent cycle