Freestyle Rap Thread

[Deleted member 1209]

I’m a Lyrical miracle, I go spherical on her abdominal,
I ain’t one for sending subliminals,
Like Mary and Joseph my flow biblical
My mandibular is perpendicular
Called up yo girl and put my dick in her
Your net worth is singular
Get iois on the regular
Prime Chico when it comes to the tinderer

 

[Deleted member 17531]

i jus scammed a russian mobster for like a 100 bands
i jus ran off on the plug with like a 100 grams

 

[Vermilioncore]

cap, cap, cap
Pass me the aux na this ain’t 2012
Ima certified genius, call that shit a plaque
Slobbin on tbis dick got yo bitch in my lappp

 

[Deleted member 1209]

No looksmaxing, Been gettin bitches since the beginning
I’m a COVID risk go mask off when I’m spittin
Got heated seats where I’m sittin
You Manlet like krillin,
Two faced like a villain
Can’t even floss the way I’m gold grillin

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Your flow is garbled,
Your threads are marbles.
Hope your maxilla is better than your raps my son
You’re getting hunted to extinction like a damn bison

 

[Deleted member 1209]

Yo facade is crumblin
My bars is humblin
Hood eren Yaegar her pussy walls is rumblin
Stay eatin but my stomach rumblin
Devour the coochie like a scrumptious dumplin

 

[Deleted member 1209]

You susser than dio
We chasin the brioche
bitches 3 deep like migos
fuck em and pass em to my amigos
You and me we not equal
When I shoot my shot it’s a free throw
Latin bitch pussy taste like burrito

 

[Deleted member 17164]

the greatest the latest
whats your fate
i got a date
with your girlfriend
she got fucked hard
i dont give a fuck
cuz ima an animal
killing niggaz with ease
your girl get on her kneez jus to say pleaze
fuck yo mama cuz im off the blackpill
ready fo a kill
im the real deal
pressing black pillz
GONE

 

[Deleted member 1209]

My penmanship only rivaled by Shakespeare,
You failed the vibe check we ain’t fuckin with fakes here,
We rockin nothin but bapes here,
we in greece bitches feeding us grapes here,
That hoe over there looking mighty callipygious
I don’t mean to be rigid, but I don’t like bitches that frigid
So I curved that hoe and pulled up to briget’s,
Fine British thot make me tea and crumpets,
right before we get to humpin, Even though she got A husband
White niggas stay bumpin my songs like white lines,
Cuz I’m slinging dem dope lines, Them make you rope lines
My black pills hard to digest like charcoal,
Got a bitch black like Malcolm, other one Kraut like Markle
You get a bitch I fuck her, it’s a vicious cycle
I ball on these niggas like michael

 

[Deleted member 1209]

took a German nigga bitch that’s a sour kraut
Meet up wit yo shorty about an hour out
I’m a black Skete Davidson da way I’m wrecking these homes,
They send me pics with no clothes while they mans caressing these hoes
She blow down low cuz she see I’m a boss
Too rich to fail the way I’m skirtin these troughs

 

[Deleted member 1209]

Dickmog got you in the throes of copium,
Bitch pussy got me jonesin like opium,
Dick reach her fallopian
My pen assisted suicide I’m ropin em
I’m a simp fuck a bitch then I’m elopin em
Listened to a nigga spit wondering when he’ll be dope again

 

[Deleted member 1209]

see the world through my saint laurent glasses,
I’m classless, walk-in into the store maskless,
How I’m supposed to me humble, my dick don’t fit in my amiris
But really, fuckin on these thotties got me weary,
Hit the UK got them birds chirping,
The slags feelin us and they blokes hurtin,
Pull up a dozen road men deep lookin like scoundrels,
Young kyrie I’m nice wit da handles

 

[Deleted member 1209]

I lack tact, that’s a fact
I’ve fucked a lot of bitches 200 to be exact
I don’t know what a condom is
I belong where the bosses is
You a sauce less don
Can’t tell right from wrong
My pimp game is strong
Look at the breadth of my palms
Born to slay could be fuckin ya moms
I’ve been mewin since day one
Triflin bitch, would never date one
You want a gf? Better create one
To aid your masturbation
I’m feasting you getting rations
Cuz I am a great one

 

[Deleted member 1209]

Bitch slap a nigga like Chris rock
She can’t curve a nigga with this cock
Diamonds glisten on my wrist watch
As I fuck on a barista
While you watch porn on windows vista
Travel different cities like turista

 

[Deleted member 1209]

I attract that bitch with my pheromones
You still live in your parents’ homes
I Pull up to one of my palace homes or one of my Paris homes,
Accompanied by a Paris clone, decked in hundred carat stones
Suckin dick is her hobby
Watch tv while she give me da sloppy
Spanish bitch called me papi
She saw my dick called me cocky
We fucked ASAP like rocky
Went three rounds like rocky
Canadian bitch she like hockey
Made a Aussie bitch moan she said crikey

 

[youngrealnigga]

bars

 

[Deleted member 1209]

Title

 

[Deleted member 4362]

I’m high right now

 

[Deleted member 4362]

I’m kinda loosing my mind right now

 

[Deleted member 15674]

I’m a pedo, I commit crimes against JBs
I’m a wild animal, my mouth froths like rabies
kicked out of hospital they saw what I do to babies
They call me mr dalit, I’m untouchable
Mods can’t ban me, I got this site on ropes it’s not clutchable

 

[Chadethnic101]

I got the big girth baby
Just right for you to give birth baby
I have you touching and squeezin
Then we'll get to the queezin
I'm tempted to give you ma seed
After we done smokin this weed
Shorty know I'm the man tho
Your ex niggas stuck up on the can tho
These man are all average
Let a real curry take you up in a hurry
We get to the scrurrin
Suckin and fuckin
Harry Houdini
Man vanishing

 

[ballskin]

I make the JBs scream
The landwhales get my cream
I left them niggas on seen
No self esteem
Ain’t no niggas be taking the vaccine
But only one can dream
Only wanted to fuck Celine

 

[Deleted member 17311]

Eatin' ramen noodles in the hood with my ninjas (Believe it)
All these bitches wanna turn up 'cause I'm with my ninjas
('Cause I'm with my ninjas)
I'm in Anime World (Anime), I got anime girls (Girls)
Big tits on my bitches (Oh, yeah)
Big eyes on my bitches (Uwu)
Big ass on my bitches (Oh, yeah-yeah)
R.I.P. Nujabes (Yeah)
Eleven tails a Jinchuriki (Yeah)
I swear I'm speakin' Japanese (Ooh, ah, ah)
@1kisuke106

 

[Deleted member 1209]

word is bond, ima fuck the world and creampie in her pussy
im 100% heterosexual, i an't fuckin with the bussy,
these niggas is fakes like jussie, got them fallin on they tushy
as i rap these potent lines thats juicy, in a hotel suite that's cushy
I dare a nigga to overlook me, a venue not to book me
ima karate chop that pussy like im bruce lee
we oligarchs nigga, peep the logo,
if my nigga fucked a bitch we dont pass her, thats the bro code
ima fuck on any bitch andf shit on any local
i'm loco, put the game in a chokehold
im bougie, i aint fuckin with no broke ho
nigga your rhymes is soso, we peeped ya source code
but you can't bite the sauce tho

 

[Deleted member 15674]

I'm 5'5 and a curry manlet, I'm like moses with the red sea, I can make a man split
Spit these words my skin is the colour of shit, step to me you're just a nitwit,
I spit more than a hooker, I'm fire with the beat like hitler and his cooker,
I got MCs gasping for air like they're in a shower, I'm man of the year you're only man of the hour,
Hindus worship my foes they put the cow in cower, I'm too high up they call me the eiffel tower.

 

[Deleted member 1209]

don’t discriminate, I’ll fuck your mother and your father,
These niggas cannon fodder, catching fades like a barber
Gave my bitch some new titties like a modder,
Turn her pussy into a martyr,
Getting more Bs than carter
My bitch is petty, she’ll snatch ya wig
She let me fuck other bitches cuz my dick is big
This game is rigged, I’m burnin every bridge
And crossing every nig, like I’m iverson
Im everything midas is
I’m clearing ya sinuses
My flow nasty like viruses
Ya checks written in minuses

 

[Deleted member 8365]

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, oneitis, it's time.
It's time, oneitis (aight, oneitis, begin).
Straight out the king dungeons of rap.

The mouse drops deep as does my fox.
I never fall, 'cause to fall is the partner of clocks.
Beyond the walls of dogs, life is defined.
I think of love when I'm in a paris state of mind.

Hope the rags got some wags.
My flags don't like no dirty tags.
Run up to the bags and get the jags.

In a paris state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The little mouse?
You complain about arab.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the house.

I'm rappin' to the flamingo,
And I'm gonna move your dingo.

Reidyz, lonely, rapper, like a handbags
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a bags.

I can't take the arab, can't take the soap.
I woulda tried to rap I guess I got no slope.

 

[Deleted member 9819]

i fuck her off like HENRY RUGGS
i crash the whip like HENRY RUGGS
i got three niggas on me like HENRY RUGGS
fuck another hoe hit another jugg

 

[Deleted member 1209]

I dare any MC to step to me, and I mean that respectfully
You niggas couldn’t mess with me, hold no punches im decking the referee
Call up yo bitch bet she gon have sex with me
Concert of the year, that’s just another set for me
Young sheikh, look at my harem,
Your DMs is barren, you turn every slut into a Karen,
Got these bitches starin as I pull up in my McLaren
My D good for them like a carrot

 

[Deleted member 8365]

KING REIDYZREIDYZ GANGSTA✌I'M MORE HANDSOME THAN ALL THE OTHER WHITE GUYS, I'M TOO MUCH HLOU I'M MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ALL THE WHITE GUY, THE JEALOUS YOU'RE TOO UGLY AHAH, THE MILLION CHAKAL, THE WORLD CHICO AND ALL THIS THAT THERE IS IN .

 

[Deleted member 1209]

Ima suck on her titty,
Her waist itty bitty
Ass big as a city
She twerk it give me a stiffy
She give me brain like a scholar,
Your girl won’t curve me I’m a baller
Im a shot caller
My only motive is the dollar
But shawties still gonna holler

 

[Deleted member 1209]

I’m about my cream like an Asian broad
fuck a new bitch whenever I’m abroad
Or two or three, idk, I never did the math
That’s the difference between me and you, im In a different class
I done came on every ass,
That was attached to a pussy
I’m a straight menace don’t push me
It’s clear as day you a rookie
Spit a good bar, here’s a cookie
Your spell drier than the dessert,
Your bitch flighty like a feather
Second you look away ima bed her
She gave me good brain called her heather

 

[Deleted member 1209]

My Bars nasty, marinate em in the Ganges river
Stroke her pussy lips make that bitch shiver
I ain’t selfish, ima giver
So ima give her, this dick and get her flowin like a river
I Show no respect to these hoes and I’ll step to any nigga,
That figures, that he could ever surpass my scripture

 

[Deleted member 8365]

The cat drops deep as does my iran.
I never walk, 'cause to walk is the grandfather of liaison.
Beyond the walls of flamingos, life is defined.
I think of darkness when I'm in a France state of mind.

Hope the man got some pan.
My plan don't like no dirty can.
Run up to the liaison and get the phenomenon.

 

[Deleted member 8365]

What more could you ask for? The super cat?
You complain about the heat.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the mat.

I'm rappin' to the fairy,
And I'm gonna move your ancillary.

Rancid, greasy, little, like a bahar
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a lahar.

I can't take the the heat, can't take the cool.
I woulda tried to kiss I guess I got no rule.

 

[Deleted member 8365]

I'm rappin' to the ancillary,
And I'm gonna move your fairy.

Yea, yaz, in a France state of mind.

When I was young my grandfather had a fool.
I waz kicked out without no tool.
I never thought I'd see that school.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my grandfather's fuel.

A crazy bat is quite the caveat.

Thinking of darkness. Yaz, thinking of darkness (darkness).

 

[Deleted member 1209]

Shout out to all my Dalits in the trenches,
And all my Nathan’s chillin behind white picket fences,
And all my ballin tyrones that ain’t ever warmings benches,
And all my changs that stay in stacey’s mentions

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Bump this shit;
Yall niggas lit.
Yall niggas bit.
I mean a love bite
Your threads are boring, your reacts - trite.
Do I mog? Still cant decide
your girlfriend sound evil, talking Diecide
Alone and smoking for another night
May not be over but it aint alright

 

[Deleted member 8365]

Likambo na lobelaki
Likambo na pekisaki
Oboyaki ko yoka nga na mama ah ah
Tala ndengue bolingo (ekoti mobulu)
Olinga kate (ngai mobali na yo)
Na yo ko kumba ngambo na likwela na biso
Ngai na yo toyokana ka boye te eh
Na baye eh (changer modele eh)
Ngai na keyi mombembo ya batela bolingo na biso
Kolanda oyo balobaki te eh (ebebisaka ngo makambo oh)

 

[Deleted member 1209]

Your bitch keeps my cum as a keepsake,
For Pete’s sake, gotta stop tucking for my meat’s sake,
I fuck a thot that’s my cardio
She hop on the dick like Mario
Then I kick her out like sorry ho
I’m a regular on the Maury show
Got about fiddy baby mommas
We get high as flying saucers
Yo girl can’t deep throat she a cougher
She like this song it’s a bopper

 

[Deleted member 1209]

im about my pesos like bezos,
spanish bitch give me besos
i get cheese like queso
yesterday i fucked bout seis hoes
she want that sexo..
and i'm not metro..
i just rock margiela, rick, etcetro
you gas her up like petro
she suck on my pedro
yo shit is washed like retro
i'm on my grind like an immigrant
my rhymes is ill my squad is militant
my bars spicy like cinnamon
when i fuck a bitch, she always finishin