
GenerationalAutism
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What's now known as "French" was only spoken by mentally retarded, inbred, toe-sucking illiterate peasant farmers who had no use for language beyond blowing raspberries whenever their neighbour (6 toes, cleft lip) asked them where the cows had gone (this was usually achieved through theatric gesture rather than speech).
The nobility of France spoke a language closer to Italian before the incel revolution slaughtered them all and a bunch of upjumped peasants took charge and literally executed anyone who spoke normally (or who had sex).
This is why French people still sound like they lick the floor for food to this day.
The nobility of France spoke a language closer to Italian before the incel revolution slaughtered them all and a bunch of upjumped peasants took charge and literally executed anyone who spoke normally (or who had sex).
This is why French people still sound like they lick the floor for food to this day.