Friend just tried Bluepilling Me

[Deleted member 13158]

6ft, Chadlite, 19 just lost his virginity to some random IG whore. Decided he'd pop around to mine to "see how I'm doing," legit came round to brag but did invite me to a party.

Tryna tell me he can hook me up jfl, instantly I blackpilled him saying I'm clapped and that. Then bro starts saying nah ur alright bro you got good this that basically gaslighting while ignoring manlet height as a major looksmin.

Then he says girls care about "personality and ur funny bro" looks dont matter as much. Despite him rambling about how the girl said hes hot likes his body and cock etc nothing about his own personality jfl.

I asked about what's hes up to when he goes home and bro said hes gonna watch some superhero tv show starts saying I should watch marvel. Doesnt get much more real than that.

Tldr: Chadlite tried to bluepill and gaslight me

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos0]

>friend tries to hook you up with IG whore
>nah bro words words words
youre a retard, Ive passed so many whores to uglier friends, its the easiest way to fuck whores

 

[Deleted member 9670]

good looking guys always try and chadplain to me

 

[Deleted member 11292]

taking showers is legit bro, like you know how plants get taller when you water them, the same could work for you dude

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos0]

literally got his much uglier friend a threesome, JFC

 

[Merćer]

taking showers is legit bro, like you know how plants get taller when you water them, the same could work for you dude

Caged

 

[Deleted member 13158]

>friend tries to hook you up with IG whore
>nah bro words words words
youre a retard, Ive passed so many whores to uglier friends, its the easiest way to fuck whores

He wasnt gonna pass her to me he just knows other girls. Funniest part is hes become attached and wants to make her his gf just because she took his virginity, doesnt even think about the endless amounts of guys shes def done the se thing with, seeing as she has 1k followers and posts explicit pics on IG

 

[happybread]

I hope the norwood reaper fucks your friend

 

[Deleted member 13158]

taking showers is legit bro, like you know how plants get taller when you water them, the same could work for you dude

I'm 6ft5 Manlet, the shower's only work for so long. After that you're drowning the plant and plants cant swim

 

[Patient A]

>friend tries to hook you up with IG whore
>nah bro words words words
youre a retard, Ive passed so many whores to uglier friends, its the easiest way to fuck whores

How do you pass a whore to an ugly friend?

 

[Deleted member 13158]

How do you pass a whore to an ugly friend?

My guess is you gas up your friend, basically wingman him. If you hit right and vouch for your boy shell wanna try him on to ig. But when this guy says "ugly friend" he probably means someone he slightly mogs

 

[turkproducer]

chadlite yet lost his virginity at 19

what an irony. also you should stop being a cuck and tell him you’ll take him up on his offer

 

[Deleted member 13158]

chadlite yet lost his virginity at 19

what an irony. also you should stop being a cuck and tell him you’ll take him up on his offer

Nigga theres no offer. He just thinks he can wingman me that's it jfl. He had numerous sexual encounters(bj, handjobs at 14+) before but never escalated to p in v despite his somewhat shit status in high school.

 

[Deleted member 13854]

I can't cope for longer ngl. At this rate I'll lose my virginity at 25.

oops just realized post date. sorry for bumping jfl

 

[Deleted member 13158]

I can't cope for longer ngl. At this rate I'll lose my virginity at 25.

oops just realized post date. sorry for bumping jfl

 

[Deleted member 13158]

good looking guys always try and chadplain to me

Chadvice is the worst

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Chadvice is the worst

one year ago maxxing

 

[Deleted member 13158]

one year ago maxxing

Breaking forum rules like a Dark Triad Badboy

 

[Deleted member 16853]

So nigga tried to hook you up, and you whined like a bitch about "muh blackpill"

that's a good friend, trying to bring his homies up, but you seem to want to stay down

 

[Deleted member 13158]

So nigga tried to hook you up, and you whined like a bitch about "muh blackpill"

that's a good friend, trying to bring his homies up, but you seem to want to stay down

U guys can’t read. He was suggesting he could wingman me not hook me up lol

 

[Deleted member 16853]

U guys can’t read. He was suggesting he could wingman me not hook me up lol

A letter of recommendation is always better than nothing

 

[Deleted member 2729]

Fuck I hate chads

 

[Deleted member 18694]

good looking guys always try and chadplain to me

They know exactly what they are doing. These