friend of mine might GENUINELY be the most retarded mf ever

[yzarim3456]

this shit still cracks me up, but god damn he is soooo retarded. back in june we was on a trip and he had a pretty good moustache goatee combo, and it genuinely did not look bad, he took care of it and always shaved off the sides and everythging unwanted every 3-4 days. one morning we was at breakfast and it was a day for grooming for him and he shaved one of the sides of the stache a bit too much so he cut the section off on both sides to look symmtrical. he pulls up and I KID YOU NOT THIS DUDE LOOK LIKE HITLER. omm life he genuinely looked like hitler himself, not even the goatee could save him. we kept making fun of him and shit but also tellin him to shave it off and js keep the goatee. THIS DUDE REFUSED CAUSE HE SAID "idk what you mfs on ion even look like hitler bru" THIS DUDE RAN AROUND LIKE HITLER FOR 2 WEEKS UNTIL IT GREW BACK. shit is still so funny to me

 

[yzarim3456]

bump everybody needs to read this shit

 

[ascension]

Thanks for sharing dawg

 

[yzarim3456]

Thanks for sharing dawg

this dude is so retaded bru im laughing while readin my own shit

 

[benchcel]

this shit still cracks me up, but god damn he is soooo retarded. back in june we was on a trip and he had a pretty good moustache goatee combo, and it genuinely did not look bad, he took care of it and always shaved off the sides and everythging unwanted every 3-4 days. one morning we was at breakfast and it was a day for grooming for him and he shaved one of the sides of the stache a bit too much so he cut the section off on both sides to look symmtrical. he pulls up and I KID YOU NOT THIS DUDE LOOK LIKE HITLER. omm life he genuinely looked like hitler himself, not even the goatee could save him. we kept making fun of him and shit but also tellin him to shave it off and js keep the goatee. THIS DUDE REFUSED CAUSE HE SAID "idk what you mfs on ion even look like hitler bru" THIS DUDE RAN AROUND LIKE HITLER FOR 2 WEEKS UNTIL IT GREW BACK. shit is still so funny to me

Cool

 

[Mighty_One]

 

[Mighty_One]

Think i found your friend

 

[sub5bhai]

this shit still cracks me up, but god damn he is soooo retarded. back in june we was on a trip and he had a pretty good moustache goatee combo, and it genuinely did not look bad, he took care of it and always shaved off the sides and everythging unwanted every 3-4 days. one morning we was at breakfast and it was a day for grooming for him and he shaved one of the sides of the stache a bit too much so he cut the section off on both sides to look symmtrical. he pulls up and I KID YOU NOT THIS DUDE LOOK LIKE HITLER. omm life he genuinely looked like hitler himself, not even the goatee could save him. we kept making fun of him and shit but also tellin him to shave it off and js keep the goatee. THIS DUDE REFUSED CAUSE HE SAID "idk what you mfs on ion even look like hitler bru" THIS DUDE RAN AROUND LIKE HITLER FOR 2 WEEKS UNTIL IT GREW BACK. shit is still so funny to me

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