Friends are starting to question why i'm still a virgin

[MoggerChad]

Over tbh

 

[thegoat]

I was in a similar predicament but I actually got saved in the following way

There was this girl i was semi-close with. I told my friends I never fucked her (the truth) and am still a virgin. Recently, my friends literally started accusing me of lying and actually having fucked that girl and not being a virgin.

So, for you, if you have a girl you were close with, just start claiming that you previously lied about not fucking her for her sake and/or because you don't kiss and tell.

 

[johnsmithcel]

I was in a similar predicament but I actually got saved in the following way

There was this girl i was semi-close with. I told my friends I never fucked her (the truth) and am still a virgin. Recently, my friends literally started accusing me of lying and actually having fucked that girl and not being a virgin.

So, for you, if you have a girl you were close with, just start claiming that you previously lied about not fucking her for her sake and/or because you don't kiss and tell.

Lol I never even had a female friend. I'm not close with any females. Only time I talk to them is when they approach me at a bar or club, but it doesn't happen much anymore and it never went past the night we met. I was a major sperg in my teens, much worse than I am now.

 

[thegoat]

Lol I never even had a female friend. I'm not close with any females. Only time I talk to them is when they approach me at a bar or club, but it doesn't happen much anymore and it never went past the night we met. I was a major sperg in my teens, much worse than I am now.

Just invent a well thought out lie tbh. Say you fucked your mum's milf friend but didnt tell anyone because you were embarrassed. Having this as your only body is too cringe, so on top of this, say you fucked a bitch from the club very recently.

Trust me. I fucked up at uni by admitting I was a virgin to only my inner circle and it eventually spread because of fucking group chats. Lying to EVERYONE is by far the smartest option

 

[johnsmithcel]

Just invent a well thought out lie tbh. Say you fucked your mum's milf friend but didnt tell anyone because you were embarrassed. Having this as your only body is too cringe, so on top of this, say you fucked a bitch from the club very recently.

Trust me. I fucked up at uni by admitting I was a virgin to only my inner circle and it eventually spread because of fucking group chats. Lying to EVERYONE is by far the smartest option

My old friends can see through my bullshit honestly, I don't even try lying to them. New ones always make gay jokes about how good looking I am, so I don't think they suspect anything, but they do say i'm awkward around girls and laugh about it. Luckily I haven't been exposed yet, but if they ask me anything it'll be like that scene from 40 year old virgin.

 

[thegoat]

My old friends can see through my bullshit honestly, I don't even try lying to them. New ones always make gay jokes about how good looking I am, so I don't think they suspect anything, but they do say i'm awkward around girls and laugh about it. Luckily I haven't been exposed yet, but if they ask me anything it'll be like that scene from 40 year old virgin.

What scene? I need it for research purposes since I am seriously planning on dedicating an entire day to fabricating believable stories with a fictional girlfriend

 

[johnsmithcel]

What scene? I need it for research purposes since I am seriously planning on dedicating an entire day to fabricating believable stories with a fictional girlfriend

It's at the start when someone asks him to describe how boobs feel and he says they're like bags of sand and they all realize he's a virgin. Something like that anyway, haven't seen it in a while.
It won't be the exact same thing, since I have felt boobs of a prostitute, but it'll still sound fake because I don't believe it's real. Like I said, i'm psychologically a virgin.

 

[thegoat]

It's at the start when someone asks him to describe how boobs feel and he says they're like bags of sand and they all realize he's a virgin. Something like that anyway, haven't seen it in a while.
It won't be the exact same thing, since I have felt boobs of a prostitute, but it'll still sound fake because I don't believe it's real. Like I said, i'm psychologically a virgin.

u deffo have self-esteem issues. Think about it, there are normies who probably had sex once with a landwhale but are able to LARP that they're always making out with bitches every time they hit the club. I wish you luck in trying to work on this