Friendzone is funny to watch.

[Deleted member 12002]

A couple days ago a couple came into my restaurant. They were both pretty good looking. Looksmatched I guess you could say. After the dude paid for their food and they sat down to eat I began to observe them. It pretty soon became apparent that they weren't a couple after all. The girl obviously wasn't into the him but he couldn't tell. They were both highschoolers. After a while another girl came into the restaurant and joined them and the two girls excitedly talked to eachother from that point on totally ignoring the poor dude as he periodically tried to get a word in. It was so awkward for him. Lol, at one point he even came back to the register to buy them more fortune cookies.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

A couple days ago a couple came into my restaurant. They were both pretty good looking. Looksmatched I guess you could say. After the dude paid for their food and they sat down to eat I began to observe them. It pretty soon became apparent that they weren't a couple after all. The girl obviously wasn't into the him but he couldn't tell. They were both highschoolers. After a while another girl came into the restaurant and joined them and the two girls excitedly talked to eachother from that point on totally ignoring the poor dude as he periodically tried to get a word in. It was so awkward for him. Lol, at one point he even came back to the register to buy them more fortune cookies.

I bet his fortune cookie was a factory mishap thus, no slip of paper. Just a fattening cookie.

Once I revealed a disturbing fortune. It printed, "When you take that plunge off the bridge, cinder blocks. Trust me."

 

[Deleted member 18694]

The moment I notice any negative body language I instantly just walk away. Sadly normies need to learn the hard way.