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The Odyssey is based upon the actual events involving the Trojan War and its aftermath. But don’t get this confused with the Trojan condoms. These are two entirely different entities. One was a war; the other is a rubber. However, considering the main actor of that event was the sneaky and stealthy Trojan Horse… ah, yes, condoms, too, are a trick to have you believe you’re avoiding an STD, when in fact, you’re a sucker to the depopulation agenda while depriving yourself of natural warm grippy pleasure from a wet, tight vagina.
AnyNazi, there were quite a few things inaccurate from Nolan’s vision of that true historical story. First thing, a grown woman can not, in any universe whatsoever, have been a little boy when she was a child. And thus, Ellen Page played a creepy homosexual man named Sinon. Though I’m not suggesting that there weren’t faggots back then.
Isn’t that right, Julius Caesar?
Ellen Page was a beautiful little girl. And equally when she was a late teenager. But when she met this motherfucker, game over:
Alexander Skarsgard jackhammered her into a prolapsed state. Ugh, ruined her womanhood for life. Good job, Alex!
Way to go, buddy.
But the love went Oz. She quit doing certain things he enjoyed. Like blowjobs while looking at him. Anal, while squealing. And calling him papa. She complained constantly. Bicker about this, whine about that. Smh. So he left her for a younger, taller woman who enjoyed getting fucked in the ass while sucking off an African man kissing him.
Ugh, that vision is very disturbing. My apologies.
One night in Paris, Ellen told him, “You are the only man for me. There will never be another. So if I can’t have you, no man will ever have me.”
Alexander replied, “Don’t care.”
From the glare of love:
To the crush of a broken heart:
Back to the movie
Not all Nephilim perished in the great flood. There were a handful that survived. Some were mentioned in the bible. One I occasionally bring up, Bubba. And the Greeks had their own— Polyphemus.
Cyclops was a real neppy. After surviving the flood, he retired and moved to an isolated island. He hoped to live out the rest of his centuries snacking on elephants and whales. And for many years, people didn’t fuck with him… until the Greek explorers. From there, his taste for human blood returned.
Therefore, the part of Cyclops, hence Polyphemus in The Odyssey, was unvarnished. But the next one wasn’t quite there.
Helen of Troy was not black! She was a native who looked similar to the common Aboriginal Australian we know today as caveman:
Menelaus, the Trojan prince who started this bullshit, had an, um… um… unique taste for women. In his words, and I quote, “If thou not look like a skinless gorilla, I will not partake.” So because of his liberated fetish, led to a ten-year war with Troy.
The last of Odysseus ’ setbacks and trials was close enough. But did you know Hercules was the first Greek to go to war with Troy? Are they both connected?
Does anybody care?
AnyNazi, there were quite a few things inaccurate from Nolan’s vision of that true historical story. First thing, a grown woman can not, in any universe whatsoever, have been a little boy when she was a child. And thus, Ellen Page played a creepy homosexual man named Sinon. Though I’m not suggesting that there weren’t faggots back then.
Isn’t that right, Julius Caesar?
Ellen Page was a beautiful little girl. And equally when she was a late teenager. But when she met this motherfucker, game over:
Alexander Skarsgard jackhammered her into a prolapsed state. Ugh, ruined her womanhood for life. Good job, Alex!
Way to go, buddy.
But the love went Oz. She quit doing certain things he enjoyed. Like blowjobs while looking at him. Anal, while squealing. And calling him papa. She complained constantly. Bicker about this, whine about that. Smh. So he left her for a younger, taller woman who enjoyed getting fucked in the ass while sucking off an African man kissing him.
Ugh, that vision is very disturbing. My apologies.
One night in Paris, Ellen told him, “You are the only man for me. There will never be another. So if I can’t have you, no man will ever have me.”
Alexander replied, “Don’t care.”
From the glare of love:
To the crush of a broken heart:
Back to the movie
Not all Nephilim perished in the great flood. There were a handful that survived. Some were mentioned in the bible. One I occasionally bring up, Bubba. And the Greeks had their own— Polyphemus.
Cyclops was a real neppy. After surviving the flood, he retired and moved to an isolated island. He hoped to live out the rest of his centuries snacking on elephants and whales. And for many years, people didn’t fuck with him… until the Greek explorers. From there, his taste for human blood returned.
Therefore, the part of Cyclops, hence Polyphemus in The Odyssey, was unvarnished. But the next one wasn’t quite there.
Helen of Troy was not black! She was a native who looked similar to the common Aboriginal Australian we know today as caveman:
Menelaus, the Trojan prince who started this bullshit, had an, um… um… unique taste for women. In his words, and I quote, “If thou not look like a skinless gorilla, I will not partake.” So because of his liberated fetish, led to a ten-year war with Troy.
The last of Odysseus ’ setbacks and trials was close enough. But did you know Hercules was the first Greek to go to war with Troy? Are they both connected?
Does anybody care?
